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You think life is bad...

 

How would you like to be an egg?

 

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes 4 minutes to get hard.

Only 2 minutes to get soft.

You share your box with 11 other guys.

But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on

your face was your mother.

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I recognized an SP from Cerb while waiting for a bus. She was across the street. I then continued listening to music while reading NPR on my phone. Felt proud of myself for not doing anything different (one of life weird victories whether it deserves to be considered one or not).

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My boss pulled up in his awesome new car today and I complemented him on it.

He said."Well, Notch, if you set goals, you're determined, and you work really hard and put in the long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

 

Bosses really know how to encourage employees.

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