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1. Humans aren't the only ones who perform oral sex. Cheetahs, hyenas, and goats all go down.

 

2. The clitoris is the only organ in the human body with just one purpose: pleasure.

 

3. Men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities.

 

4. As Brazilian waxes have become more popular, the pubic-lice population has dwindled.

 

5. Male chimps, bears, dogs (and almost all mammals besides humans) actually have a bone in their penis.

 

6. Coffee and booze can make semen taste bitter, while pineapple, celery, and melon make it taste less strong.

 

7. Women with hourglass figures tend to be more fertile.

 

8. Some of the first tampons were made of lint wrapped around wood.

 

9. The clitoris is shaped like a wishbone that's about 3 to 4 1/2 inches long.

 

10. Male honeybees only get to have sex once in their life...because it kills them. During ejaculation the penis breaks off inside the female, and the male dies within hours.

 

Courtesy of the book How Sex Works by Dr. Sharon Moalem

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Barack Obama is a lefty! And so was Bill Clinton, George Bush Sr. , Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford were also lefties.

 

And speaking of Presidents, in 2016, the U.S. will have its first female President and it won't be Hillary Clinton. She is an attorney and has auburn hair. You heard it here first. Hehe.

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Okay, so I am admittedly a hopeless political junkie and a sucker for anything Obama, but this is just awesome :) (at least in my world, lol)

 

Obama bringing Sexy Back...

 

 

I could watch it over and over... (what a dreamy smile :lovers: hehe)

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I'm cold. So cold.

 

I'm sitting at my computer desk with a magic bag around my neck and another on my thighs. I've wrapped myself in the ugliest green blanket I own. I only own one green blanket, but that's a minor detail.

 

My toes are poking out but I'm wearing wool socks, the same socks I wore to bed last night. I haven't showered yet.

 

I sleep naked, but sometimes... in the dead of winter... I wear nothing but socks! The biggest, ugliest socks. It makes me want to have "Canadian" sex with a toque, socks, and under the blankets. I don't like breathing warm air though. It's quite the conundrum...

 

Anyway, that's not here or now because I slept alone last night and I wasn't cold because I had my magic bags.

 

mmm....

 

I'm getting warmer now...

 

My random rant is over, I'm going to get back to that word document now... the one that holds the key to my presentation in seminar this afternoon...

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Seriously stupid windchills today .....

 

So ladies if you were in Manitoba today this could be you.......an outtie

 

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And fellas....this could be you ......... an innie

 

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Awful joke:

 

How is broccoli like anal sex?

 

You're probably not going to like it if you were forced to have it as a kid.

 

:-P

 

I'm going straight to hell for that one....

 

Additional Comments:

Although I know the above joke to be in exceptionally poor taste (which is why I find it funny), it was pointed out to me that it might be upsetting or triggering to some on this board.

 

If this is the case for anyone, I sincerely apologize. It was not my intent and I will try to be more careful in the future.

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