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Guest c**io**m7

Damn I hate insomnia...maybe a drink or two will empty this head of mine.

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When I was in high school, I used to dress like Don Johnson. At school dances, I dressed like Michael Jackson and partook in dance-offs...and won most of them.

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Guest c**io**m7

Been at work since 6:30 this morning...I think I've already accomplished a full day's worth. It's amazing what can get done when you're the only one here.

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My daughter bought me box set of all 5 original Planet of the Apes movies on blu-ray for Christmas. Let the marathon begin.

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Guest P**aq

I have a sore back from scraping ice. Maybe time to book an appointment with an MA!

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I have a sore back from scraping ice. Maybe time to book an appointment with an MA!

 

Hell ya!! My hot bath didn't quite cut it earlier...the pain still remains.

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Last time Lee Richards was in Ottawa, he challenged me to a game of poker.

 

It was fairly even to start with; win some, lose some. But then... we get a really big hand. And I'm sure my luck's in. I'm totally going to win.

 

And then this really hot girl in a short dress comes over and starts making out with me. Yeah, my luck's in...

 

...this pot's mine...

 

...it'll be paying for a lot of fun over the next few weeks...

 

...fuck.

 

Well, Lee, I'd like you to know: I've finally worked out what happened.

 

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I'll get you next time... just you wait...

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Guest c**io**m7

Hump day? The only humping in my day seems to be me bending over while my employer takes liberties without lube.

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