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JoyfulC 132299 Report post Posted September 13, 2012 The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." ____________________________________________ Credit for this post goes to I Fucking Love Science - https://www.facebook.com/IFeakingLoveScience?ref=stream 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted September 14, 2012 Let,s stare at her bum all day long... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BownChickaBown 4829 Report post Posted September 14, 2012 Let,s stare at her bum all day long... ...all ...day ...lo :icon_eek: hmm...? . o O ( Is it just me, or does her 'raised assets' also look like a pair of boobs? ) :icon_surprised: :boobies: :shehot: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted September 14, 2012 I have been watching this fight between the boat owner and the shark for over one hour, I hope the shark quits before too long, he is just about ready to take a piece of that boat with him. Additional Comments: This is something you don't see everyday, nuns playing strip something(poker I think). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Touch 57501 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 Too nice not to share Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 look! I pee you a heart! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 Joyful C's post above http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=382562&postcount=2531 is quite possibly the best I've read on cerb. Congrats on finding and posting this, Joyful One. It's brilliant. :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted September 17, 2012 I do not even know how...or what that is. (safe for work) 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Mister T 45020 Report post Posted September 19, 2012 Not sure if this was published before .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted September 20, 2012 Not sure if this was published before .... All the hot nerds out there are excited about the new wow expansion the mists of Pandaria. Or at least this hot nerd is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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