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Dr. House, Hugh Laurie ?

 

Well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Here's a special parting gift!!!

 

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It all started with a bag of coffee.... beans.

 

(A GREAT BAG OF COFFEE... beans. Thanks to a great guy, a GIANT bag of Kicking Horse coffee... beans...)

 

YAYAYAYAY! I'm sooo excited until I get home and realize, SHIT coffee BEANS... I do not have a grinder... Dammit, Wah wah...

 

Fast forward past two coffee-less days later, I finally get a grinder... (Ooh sleek and shiny silver, pretty...)

 

Come the next morning...

 

Upon initial usage of said coffee grinder there was a massive fail.

Unsure if I'm to blame or the grinder is.

 

It was either my excitement for using the grinder for the first time or the static that was caused between the lid and the mound of freshly ground coffee...

 

Either way, I ended up winging (or it flew up at me...) most of the first grind all over the counter and myself when I tried to open the lid. It was in my hair and my eyeballs (which I might add is not the nicest feeling AT ALL... although it maybe a direct caffeine jolt to the brain).

 

On a good note, I got to use my grinder twice! :D

Coffee Grinder = 1 Sara = 0

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Either way, I ended up winging (or it flew up at me...) most of the first grind all over the counter and myself when I tried to open the lid. It was in my hair and my eyeballs (which I might add is not the nicest feeling AT ALL... although it maybe a direct caffeine jolt to the brain).

 

You simply forgot to wear these:

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Wow someone needs to tell that chick to get off the crack!!!!!!! lol imagine being her boyfriend!! What a nightmare. :o

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I realized why I broke up with my girlfriend 20 years ago, I found her video she had sent to me. Please someone tell me I did the right thing.

 

Someone, somewhere, finds that very hot.

 

I'm not that guy.

 

Very wise decision!

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I realized why I broke up with my girlfriend 20 years ago, I found her video she had sent to me. Please someone tell me I did the right thing.

 

You did the wrong thing, because she sure seems like my last gf...the gf from hell. You should have stayed with her, then I would have stayed away and never have hooked up with her

Seems like there are a lot of gf's from hell

RG

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Seems like there are a lot of gf's from hell

RG

 

I'm here to tell you that indeed there are. It's like that old saying "when there is no more room in Hell. The wives and girlfriends will walk the earth".....err...I think that's how it goes. It's from the bible I think :p.

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I realized why I broke up with my girlfriend 20 years ago, I found her video she had sent to me. Please someone tell me I did the right thing.

Yeesh... I find that video kinda sad - she clearly needs help.

 

On a (much) happier note, for those who like any combination of cars, English accents and stupidity... a handbrake challenge!

 

 

And... acceleration and braking!

 

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I need an accent like that so I can sound inteligent when I say stupid things, which is quite often.

 

Maybe adding {said with British accent} in posts will help.

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This is so funny Old Dog and Phaedrus,, you guys crack me up with your posts. Makes my day that much less serious lol. LOVE IT

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Star Wars.... hmmm.... I never knew that the Empire was using giant cats....

 

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My current crush...curvalicious and love the belly!!!

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Apparently you are the only one looking with lust in your eyes....

 

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Fantasizing....

 

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Does anyone else see a pattern?

 

I do.... this lady was wearing all of them!!!

 

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