vader75 999 Report post Posted February 14, 2015 Random.....hmmmm.....I went to the store today. Thats a kinda random thing to say. I have a dog....he's sleeping and snoring super loud. Guess with a nose that big it makes it louder. Where is a good place to go think when your bored? People always say if they could go back and change there life, what would you change?? And everyone always answers...nothing. I'm going to call bs on that one...If you went back and made the change when you get to present time you wouldnt know the life you had before. Now would you go back? Remember when you loved silly cartoons? And what toy did you want as a child but never got? I wonder if I have a twin out there. Be kinda odd I think. I wonder if rich famous people think about whan a 'normal' person is doing right now. Its snowing again...Awesome!! Sorry to thouse who dont like the snow. I like the cold...see in the summer once your down to your underwhere its hard to get cooler. In the winter you can add layers and keep warm....and snuggleing helps to keep you warm also. Random.....I'm drawing a blank.....Do you think aliens have holidays? Cant invade on Friday...its Zurg day!! Arrr Arrr all hail Zurg!! By now if you still reading this...I'm very sorry. I didnt make you read it in my defence. That Vader guy is crazy...they will say. Its like the never ending post. And the great part is...I'm not drunk or on drugs. Maybe I should start. Lol. Well I'm going to end this one for now only because its Zurg day....All hail Zurg!!! I'm sorry you wont get this time back in your life...so send a self addressed envelope to my dad titled "Your Son Vader Is Crazy" and 10$ enclosed to The Death Star 3. Still cant believe they blew up the first 2. My death star insurance is going to go through the roof. Vader75....until the next Random rant. :) Additional Comments: Random...well maybe. Its valentines day and my wife is sleeping. So here I am again...just babbling some random junk. Can't say today was a bad day but can't say it was good or great either. It's cold out..I like the cold :) So how many people are having a great valentines day? I tried....treated my wife the best I could today. Made dinner, cleaned, took care of the kids all day. And now she's sleeping. This brings me to the little things...It's crazy how the little things make a huge difference. A simple thank you or a hug...a meaningful kiss. Maybe wake me up with a nice warm coffee or breakfast. Oh well. Just hit me...a funny thread....bad Escort names. Think I will let someone else have that one ;) Maybe top 10 things you don't want to here your service provider say?? Not sure if the Vex I'm drinking is working....shama lama ding dong. Nope, not yet. Who wants to play a game?.....I will answer for you....Yes!! OK cool thanks. So now your contestant number one on....crap I don't know. Well here is your prise...a shiny bag of glitter!! Hey don't blame me, I didn't plan this random thread. Anybody know where I can buy some 'safe' indoor fireworks? I remember this one time I was microwaving a bowl of Hardy chicken soup stuff....BOOM!!! There was only two spoonfuls of stuff left...the rest coated the walls of the microwave. I am sssooooooooo bored!!! I wonder how long I could sit on a bench in the mall wearing lingerie in front of the LaSenza store. Disturbingly funny challenge accepted!! If this boredom keeps up I'm going to have to go over to the neighbors yard and write in the snow "Will you be mine?" surrounded by giant penises all over the yard. Me and my neighbor have a love - hate relationship. I love to take my dog out in my briefs and he hates it. I wave 'Hi', he gives me the finger. Well that's it for now.... Till next time.....RaNdOm!! Vader 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARoseByAnyOtherName 271 Report post Posted February 26, 2015 Bologna and pony rhyme. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted February 27, 2015 House fire started by.... Nutella. Who knew it was so dangerous? http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/02/25/mankind-betrayed-by-nutella-empty-jar-sets-london-home-ablaze-killing-family-pet/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted February 28, 2015 Got to love hot sauce labels .... as seen on a hot sauce store's website, apparently ... H07 54UC3 I5 G00D F0R 7H3 BR41N. Can you read it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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LadiesFirst 848 Report post Posted March 20, 2015 The Ottawa chapter is having their social soon. Lucky bastards, I often find myself wondering about what this mythical event entails? I think I feel like the kids in the class that couldn't celebrate the holidays. Scores of like minded men and women, limo rides or rather "sexy" limo rides, are there games? What kind of entertainment? I bet the snacks are delectable and without saying the sights are of course (well half the sights, sorry guys, I'm sure your all handsome though). I wonder if the gents know one another? Do you chance running into someone your wife knows? That could be costly! Lots of people always seem to cherp about the cost of companionship; but I would be worried about the price tag of losing companionship if one got caught lol. Are the male attendees usually single or from afar? Have fun all you fine people at the intergalactic companionship hub of the universe (Ottawa). I will be by your side as I dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victoria Phoenix 3403 Report post Posted March 20, 2015 My cat just jumped in my candle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GentMada 2181 Report post Posted March 22, 2015 Interstellar is TWO hours and 50 mins looooong! I hope it's worth it... see you all in 3 hours LOLL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad 49548 Report post Posted March 25, 2015 "If women used pick-up lines" I'll admit a couple made me laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted April 4, 2015 I had no idea I needed this, until I saw it: a list of the world's volcano webcams. http://www.wired.com/2015/04/worlds-volcano-webcams/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted April 6, 2015 Started by business psychologist, David Taylor, to boost morale, encouraged Naked Fridays in 2009, a San Francisco firm, Bold Italics just tried it for a month: http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/7154-what-our-office-learned-working-naked-for-one-month-ironically-nsfw- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted May 7, 2015 Mosquito sperm have a sense of smell. That's all, really. Who knew sperm could smell? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad 49548 Report post Posted May 24, 2015 I know it's rude, but I have to share this unsolicited duck pic... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted June 3, 2015 Do you fly? If you do, do you ever read the safety pamphlet in the pouch in front of you? Here is the new pamphlet for lovers on a plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 6, 2015 Seriously. Square dogs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted July 24, 2015 Seriously. Square dogs. I blame Minecraft Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted August 18, 2015 If staring at boobs increases heart health... What does rubbing them cause? :boobeyes: :body1: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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