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You can always try to convince your girl that her tonsils are actually her mouth clitoris. Now, how to stimulate it ...

 

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Clearly I have been spoiled by Netflix and am now part of the post-cable generation. My third hotel stay in as many weeks and I have sole ownership of a remote, but I can't stomach watching an ad so the TV stays off ;)

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Can anyone tell me how babies are made?

 

Not asking for a friend.

Well first thing you need to know is that it is hereditary. If your parents did not have babies, you wouldn't be able to have babies either.

As for any other details about how they are made, I could not tell you exactly but I'm sure it involves kissing.

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The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath.

 

"It is necessary for me to tell you at this point that there is a clause in our contract here tonight that says if anything nasty happens on stage, terrible things happen to us.

 

So.

 

We just want to assure you that our only interest is doing a swell job for you.

 

HOWEVER, it is also necessary to prove our good intentions before we begin by reciting our Mothers of Invention Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath.

 

If the members of our rocking teen combo will please repeat after me:

 

I [insert name here], do hereby solemnly swear in accordance with the regulations of the contract of this here rock and roll engagement and the imbecilic laws of the state of Florida and respective regulations perpetrated by rednecks everywhere, am in no circumstances to reveal my tube, wad, dingus, wee wee, and/or penis on the stage. This does not include private showings in the hotel room, however, which is the Ramada Inn."

 

So inspiring.

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A self description that you sometimes see in a providers ad:

"Thick and Slim"

What??? Makes me chuckle. Like someone can be "Tall and Short"

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I can't list just one, I apologize.

 

Their best album as far as overall quality of all the songs in an album:

"The Dark Side of the Moon"

 

Their best album as far as the one containing a few of their best songs:

"The Wall"

 

Who can ever forget classic songs like:

-Hey You

-Is There Anybody Out There?

-Comfortably Numb

-Another Brick in the Wall

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