Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted March 12, 2020 On 5/24/2019 at 3:29 PM, NotchJohnson said: Nice flowers, I bet they smell really good ! Well, they are two lips. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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vegeta85 1675 Report post Posted April 4, 2020 I keep getting hit by the same bike in town.... It's a vicious cycle 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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vegeta85 1675 Report post Posted April 6, 2020 Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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vegeta85 1675 Report post Posted April 10, 2020 My ex-wife still misses me but her aim is starting to improve. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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vegeta85 1675 Report post Posted April 12, 2020 I never told any of you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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