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My mind thinks that I'm 25...My body thinks that my mind is an idiot !

 

 

We both wanted to be safe during a date so we agreed to both wear a mask for security.

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17 minutes ago, NotchJohnson said:

My mind thinks that I'm 25...My body thinks that my mind is an idiot !

 

 

We both wanted to be safe during a date so we agreed to both wear a mask for security.

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And of course you had a cell phone too, to take a selfie  🤣 

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This is just too funny...I just got a call from a young woman looking for a job at my shop.  Not so unusual but her name was what surprised me...Lydia Harwood...I made her repeat it 3 times until she spelled it out to me.  I really thought that it was our @lydiahardwood that was reaching out to me.

 

It made me smile.

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Never forget the 3 types of people in your life:

1) Who helped you in your difficult times

2) Who left you in your difficult times

3) Who put you in your difficult times

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Last night I drove in at the gas station with my wife to fill up her car.  I wanted to make sure the tank was full before the price of gas goes through the roof.  I happen to spill some on my clothes and my wife says "What is that smell" I told her it was a new perfume and it was very expensive".

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Out of all of those sounds that are awesome to hear my favorite are the steaks on the grill and a woman having an orgasm(from me of course) !

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