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Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted January 11, 2022 I usually win the booby prize on that game. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted January 14, 2022 My mind thinks that I'm 25...My body thinks that my mind is an idiot ! We both wanted to be safe during a date so we agreed to both wear a mask for security. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted January 14, 2022 17 minutes ago, NotchJohnson said: My mind thinks that I'm 25...My body thinks that my mind is an idiot ! We both wanted to be safe during a date so we agreed to both wear a mask for security. And of course you had a cell phone too, to take a selfie 🤣 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted January 20, 2022 It isn't right to look at women's breasts....look at her eyes instead. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted January 25, 2022 This is just too funny...I just got a call from a young woman looking for a job at my shop. Not so unusual but her name was what surprised me...Lydia Harwood...I made her repeat it 3 times until she spelled it out to me. I really thought that it was our @lydiahardwood that was reaching out to me. It made me smile. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted March 10, 2022 Never forget the 3 types of people in your life: 1) Who helped you in your difficult times 2) Who left you in your difficult times 3) Who put you in your difficult times 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted March 10, 2022 Last night I drove in at the gas station with my wife to fill up her car. I wanted to make sure the tank was full before the price of gas goes through the roof. I happen to spill some on my clothes and my wife says "What is that smell" I told her it was a new perfume and it was very expensive". 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted March 17, 2022 Out of all of those sounds that are awesome to hear my favorite are the steaks on the grill and a woman having an orgasm(from me of course) ! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted April 8, 2022 I'm sure that many ladies didn't know how to drink champagne...this is the way ! https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pida6e7rY21vml0dj.mp4 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted May 16, 2022 Damnit. My step-sister got stuck again. Maybe I can get my step-mom to help. #getmystepsin 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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