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I am thinking they mean kids that have genitalia like Barbie and Ken.....

 

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Apparently you can now get cosmetic contact lenses with embedded gold or gemstones. And I have to say, the effect is... terrifying.

 

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More here, if that wasn't enough for you.

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ummmmmm... apparently unicorns and narwhals really hate each other.

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I went for a nap yesterday after suffering from a bad headache and had the weirdest dream... I dreamt that I was in a duo with Bill and Hillary Clinton!! Suffice to say she sucked in the sack ( she decided to wear red flannel for the ocassion) and even Bill could not live up to his usual charms. What was supposed to be a dream turned into a nightmare. LOL. It must be the sugar withdrawl I've been experiencing for the last week. Here's hoping for sweet dreams this time around.. I'm going back to bed for a while.

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So when you say you want Mexican for dinner, does that mean you want spaghetti or curried chicken??.... I am soooo confused.....

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Apparently you can now get cosmetic contact lenses with embedded gold or gemstones. And I have to say, the effect is... terrifying.

 

diamond-contact-le_1968449i.jpg

 

More here, if that wasn't enough for you.

 

Eerie to say the least. I suppose if one really wants them, they will have to fork over the trip to India.

 

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I went for a nap yesterday after suffering from a bad headache and had the weirdest dream... I dreamt that I was in a duo with Bill and Hillary Clinton!! Suffice to say she sucked in the sack ( she decided to wear red flannel for the ocassion) and even Bill could not live up to his usual charms. What was supposed to be a dream turned into a nightmare. LOL. It must be the sugar withdrawl I've been experiencing for the last week. Here's hoping for sweet dreams this time around.. I'm going back to bed for a while.

 

If you only did oral on him, then it wasn't really sex, so you're good.

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Deep thoughts.

 

Facebook asks what I am thinking.

 

Twitter asks me what I am doing.

 

4square asks me where I am.

 

Conclusion: The internet thinks it's my girlfriend.

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Can you believe these are t-shirt designs? Which one would you dare to wear?

 

 

 

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WORK Virus!

 

There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely.

 

If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

 

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.

 

REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!

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