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Sexy....

 

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Not so sexy...

 

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Obviously. Duckface is never sexy (sorry, 90% of drunk girls on FB, but it isn't).

 

Speaking of duckface...

 

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Obviously. Duckface is never sexy (sorry, 90% of drunk girls on FB, but it isn't).

 

Speaking of duckface...

 

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You mean like this???

 

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Guest S**a*Q

I'm not sure if I posted this, but OMG it kills me everytime I see it.

 

LET ME LICKEE, LET ME SUCKEE, LET ME BOOBY, LET ME DO YOU TONIGHT!

 

 

GO SWAN OF FINLAND!!!

Hahahahaha

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I'm not sure if I posted this, but OMG it kills me everytime I see it.

 

LET ME LICKEE, LET ME SUCKEE, LET ME BOOBY, LET ME DO YOU TONIGHT!

 

 

GO SWAN OF FINLAND!!!

Hahahahaha

 

 

......I think I would have much preferred seeing you sing this song instead ;)

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Google the words "geriatric rocker" and here's one of the images that comes up, ha ha!

 

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Guest W***ledi*Time
this is how you do customer service ...

 

Many days in customer service are pure hell. But some days make it all worthwhile. At the corporation I worked for, the monthly summaries of customer-feedback crossed my desk. But statistical analysis never tells the whole story. One day about 20 years ago, the Quality Assurance Manager knocked on my office door, and she delightedly showed me a hand-written letter that had arrived in the mail from a female customer:

 

(redactions made to protect both the innocent and the guilty)

 

Dear: Mr(s) [name of company]

 

I absolutly love your [name of food product]. It's the best [name of product] that I ever had. It Rules!!! It makes the best [dessert made using the food product as an ingredient] in the world. I even eat [product name] by itself, by the spoonful. I keep a [package] of it under my bed because sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night craving it. I even dream about [product name]. I would like to thank you for inventing [product name], it has changed my life.

 

from one of your best customers, [lady's signature]

 

This is even funnier if you know what this particular product was - it's often used as a sexual double-entendre. But I'm pushing the bounds of discretion as it is. And yes, the lady got a thank-you letter in return, together with a coupon for our products (likely the standard $5, but she might have deserved an extra bonus, depending on how the coupon budget was running that quarter).

 

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Google the words "geriatric rocker" and here's one of the images that comes up, ha ha!

 

KeithRichards.jpg

 

Angela that reminds me of this one.

 

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Guest Ou**or**n

Signs, signs everywhere there's signs... some quite unintentionally funny

 

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