Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I think we need one big thread kind of like the variation on a song thread completely devoted to hijacking and mindless bantering. A splendid idea. Here it is. Now, what shall we talk about? To begin with... here's something for the ladies. How can you resist that? :) 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I offer a topless house cleaning service and get paid way better then me as an SP!!!! Posted via Mobile Device 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tr*****e Report post Posted June 25, 2011 My mom used to do house cleaning, but she was never... well, you know... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I hate the birds that live outside my house... I would love to borrow a small caliber rifle one Saturday. And then Sunday... just sleep in. :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pink Kitty Escorts 6195 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I love Lamp! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted June 25, 2011 loud noises!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 My happy thought of the day : It's Saturday, not working, have a car rally and BBQ and hot tub party :icon_wink: Piss off of the day : Said nice day to a gentlemen this morning and spent the next ten - fifteen minutes listening to short range forecast, long range forecast, weather map results from 5 different radars and that his garden wasn't growing, his back was bugging him and his lawnmower was broken. I woulda prefered...."good morning" 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 Everything bagel with cream cheese and a steeped tea....great Saturday morning so far! :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I like cheese burgers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 On Sunday morning I heard a loud noise, like a gunshot, now all the birds have stopped tweeting...something is amiss, I can't get back to sleep LOL RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I love the sound of thunder and the sound of hard rain in the dead of the night. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I love the sound of thunder and the sound of hard rain in the dead of the night. So...you like it hard eh? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest e**m***h Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I hate the birds that live outside my house... I would love to borrow a small caliber rifle one Saturday. And then Sunday... just sleep in. :D You should apply for a grant to do it. Put up an federal Action Plan sign while you are improving the neighbourhood. Oh, if you do borrow the gun, I have this crow outside my place...I have worried a bit lately that it is possessed. Seems to be eyeing up the people next door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 So...you like it hard eh? And wet???......... RG 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake_1957 1301 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 No idea why, but this morning I attempted to sing and whistle Always look on the bright side of life from Monty Python the Life of Brian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 So...you like it hard eh? Yes! Hard and wet!!! ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I slept in for the first time this morning. I never sleep in on Saturday. The reason? got an ear infection that make me I cant ear I own a horse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 Wanted to go fishing this morning, but it's pouring rain...well tomorrow is supposed to be nice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Scarlett 25073 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I wanted to go fishing today, but the dang wind won't settle down enough to let me go, so then I figured why not go swimming but now the weather says the dang wind is bringing in a storm. Also why do not make underwear that won't climb up your ass every 3 seconds! Is it really that hard to understand that all women are not built the same and some of us actually have asses for the undies to get stuck up in, and that we may not find it comfy to have them up there ALL the time! HAHA thanks for this Nicki! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cat 262460 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 I like cheese burgers! With bacon! cat 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 With bacon! cat mmm bacon...should be it's own food group!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 cheese...I'll trade anything for cheese...so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 A bottle of good red wine .... cabernet-merlot .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabba 18389 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 Can't bear the thought of checking my basement to see if it got flooded from the rain. I think I'll just relax in my backyard, have a drink and watch the chipmunks go stuff themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted June 25, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wreH-0JwHpc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites