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Porn that just isn't doing it for you?

 

A few..

 

Cumming in eyes

Cum cocktails ( drinking semen from a cocktail glass)

Women as a human toilet ( toilet rim around her neck)

Rough Face slapping

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Rainbow shower

Heavy CBT

Double anal penetration

giant fake boobs and bleach hair and botox everywhere

roman shower

insect crushing (don't remember the real name)

emetophilia

klismaphilia

diaper play

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-Pretty much everything said so far

 

-Creampie finishes

 

-Puking (usually brought on by excessive gagging and TOO rough deepthroat). Don't get me wrong, I like nasty gagging and deep throat...just not when the result is the woman puking all over the place...nothing hot about that.

 

-Usually European porn which subjects you to watching the woman pee before the scene for some reason

 

-Being a straight guy....gay porn does nothing for me (obviously, lol)

 

-Porn that spends waaaayy too much time pretending to have a story and plot...please...you all know we're going to fast forward to the fucking anyway..so why bother?

 

-Not crazy about Japanese porn (as in Porn actually filmed in Japan)....it may be the culture...not sure what... but the girls always look like they REALLY do not want to be there...sometimes even crying....can't help but get the feeling like some of them are being forced into this against their will...or maybe they are really just acting and that's simply what men in Japan like...either way..not my thing

 

-Rimming being performed on the guy

 

-black guys...nothing racist about it. It's just that half the fun of watching porn..at least for me...is to superimpose myself in the scene...kinda hard to do when I'm watching a BBC and I'm about as stark white as white gets lol.

 

-Freakishly large penises. I mean all porn has big cocks, that's just something we average men have to deal with....but then you get these...monsters...that no woman in her right mind would let anywhere near her.

 

-Rape scenes...obviously I've only ever seen it simulated...not the real thing...but even simulated...nothing about that is hot.

 

-Just me personally, I'm not big into the BDSM stuff either.

 

-Grandma Porn - I like MILFs and Cougars as much as the next guy...but everything has it's limits.

 

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Rainbow shower

Heavy CBT

Double anal penetration

giant fake boobs and bleach hair and botox everywhere

roman shower

insect crushing (don't remember the real name)

emetophilia

klismaphilia

diaper play

 

There's a few things in there I've never heard of...and to be honest I'm too scared to google them, lol......insect crushing??? Really??

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-Pretty much everything said so far

 

-Creampie finishes

 

-Puking (usually brought on by excessive gagging and TOO rough deepthroat). Don't get me wrong, I like nasty gagging and deep throat...just not when the result is the woman puking all over the place...nothing hot about that.

 

-Usually European porn which subjects you to watching the woman pee before the scene for some reason

 

-Being a straight guy....gay porn does nothing for me (obviously, lol)

 

-Porn that spends waaaayy too much time pretending to have a story and plot...please...you all know we're going to fast forward to the fucking anyway..so why bother?

 

-Not crazy about Japanese porn (as in Porn actually filmed in Japan)....it may be the culture...not sure what... but the girls always look like they REALLY do not want to be there...sometimes even crying....can't help but get the feeling like some of them are being forced into this against their will...or maybe they are really just acting and that's simply what men in Japan like...either way..not my thing

 

-Rimming being performed on the guy

 

-black guys...nothing racist about it. It's just that half the fun of watching porn..at least for me...is to superimpose myself in the scene...kinda hard to do when I'm watching a BBC and I'm about as stark white as white gets lol.

 

-Freakishly large penises. I mean all porn has big cocks, that's just something we average men have to deal with....but then you get these...monsters...that no woman in her right mind would let anywhere near her.

 

-Rape scenes...obviously I've only ever seen it simulated...not the real thing...but even simulated...nothing about that is hot.

 

-Just me personally, I'm not big into the BDSM stuff either.

 

-Grandma Porn - I like MILFs and Cougars as much as the next guy...but everything has it's limits.

 

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There's a few things in there I've never heard of...and to be honest I'm too scared to google them, lol......insect crushing??? Really??

 

rainbow shower=puking:D

 

I love gay porn! I don't know what can be so hot about it thought?

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rainbow shower=puking:D

 

I love gay porn! I don't know what can be so hot about it thought?

 

I'm guessing some women love gay porn for the same reason some men love lesbian porn....errr...on second thought...nope..that can't be it either lol.

 

I kinda figured out the Rainbow Shower thing on my own...figured golden and brown showers were pretty self explanatory..so just thought to myself...what's multi-colored? And automatically lost all appetite, lol.

 

I was wondering more about the emetophilia and klismaphilia. But as I said..kind of afraid to ask..not really that curious. So PLEASE don't feel the need to explain if you don't want to :p

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Mainstream porn--that is, the kind that depicts the woman as loving every second of being penetrated for ages and ages. Half the time you can tell they're dry and it just looks awful. The guys are ugly and I can't even imagine wanting to have sex with any of them.

 

I like porn that shows real women, having real orgasms, with partners who both give and receive and vice versa. And the giving is genuine, not those hideous looking porn-licks passing as cunninlingus.

 

 

Oh and I totally don't get tentacle porn.

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Mainstream porn--that is, the kind that depicts the woman as loving every second of being penetrated for ages and ages. Half the time you can tell they're dry and it just looks awful. The guys are ugly and I can't even imagine wanting to have sex with any of them.

 

I like porn that shows real women, having real orgasms, with partners who both give and receive and vice versa. And the giving is genuine, not those hideous looking porn-licks passing as cunninlingus.

 

 

Oh and I totally don't get tentacle porn.

 

AS far as I know and what I remember watching on TV once at 2:00 am...in the late 50/early 60's it was illegal to show a naked man more then 6 ft away from a naked women in cartoons...so they had to figure out how to have a 6ft long penis...tentacule!

 

and well Japan make all sort of crazy stuffs

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I DON'T GET:

-Cum on face in 95% of porn movies....why?? I want to come in a tight orifice not jerk myself off on someone's face!

 

-Fake moaning, groaning and screaming. Keep it real dudes and dudettes.

 

-Japanese Porn (agree with Castle) The girls sound like they are in pain. It's just not sexy at all.

 

-Incest porn.....YUCK

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wikipedia has a picture of Japanese tentacle porn from 1814!

 

yeah @ crazy stuff from Japan.

 

AS far as I know and what I remember watching on TV once at 2:00 am...in the late 50/early 60's it was illegal to show a naked man more then 6 ft away from a naked women in cartoons...so they had to figure out how to have a 6ft long penis...tentacule!

 

and well Japan make all sort of crazy stuffs

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wikipedia has a picture of Japanese tentacle porn from 1814!

 

yeah @ crazy stuff from Japan.

 

I should try and find the clip, but someone showed me some tentacle porn where they had actually put together an animatronic tentacle for this woman to fuck. It was so weird.

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Yeah, I hate fake moaning too. And pretty much everything that's not either:

Lesbian, Lesbian Squirting, ok ok Lesbian anything, really, lol. I could never stand seeing a dude in there. I mean, it's like fine, I guess, but for me, why wreck the perfect beauty of pussy (ok, and breasts, too!:D)?

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porn i don't like:

 

- sound

- incest scenario

- rape scenario

- urine/scat

- interracial

- gay/lesbian

- creampies

- anal

- groupsex with only one woman

- rough sex/women being treated badly

- fisting

- simulated underage

- beastiality

- guys who can't stay hard

- guys who don't know how to have sex

- guys who are only in the video because they paid a lot

- scenes that focus on penetrative sex at the expense of oral/foreplay

- bad camerawork

- extremely hairy pubic areas

- bukkake

- bondage

- older women

- large women

 

I am probably too picky for my own tastes, but I see porn as being my perfect fantasies (but with another guy in my place). It's not that I have anything against some of these things (although some are just plain wrong), it's just not my cup of tea to watch. I understand the need for all of it though, there are a lot of very different people out there watching stuff.

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ha ha ... often the definition of "weird" is "what someone else likes" ... the beauty of porn is that there's something for everyone ... live and let live, as long as no one is being hurt or coerced ...

 

As far as video is concerned, it's got to operate within the limitations of the audio/visual. Over-theatrical actions have to stand in as impoverished substitutes for the quietly intense inward magic that happens in real-life. Actions have to be modified into unnatural contortions and angles so that they can be seen by the camera, nor merely inferred.

 

For video, the cardinal and most oft-repeated transgressions are:

 

- terrible acting that takes itself seriously (terrible actors who obviously know and accept their limits are forgivable)

 

- getting stuck on one angle or action forever, boring the viewer - keep moving the story along, please!

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I don't get face spitting and face slapping.

It is humiliating and denigrating.

 

- beastiality

- corprophilia

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"......the definition of "weird" is "what someone else likes" ". Well-said, Wrinkled.

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i can't agree more. the adult industry was the first to push for credit card purchases on the internet, for more bandwidth, for streaming media and for cross site advertising.

 

recently the adult industry and gambling were the two pushing for better credit card verification which actually helps all of us who purchase vanilla stuff online.

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Not into: spitting, drooling, slapping, choking, gaping. foot-on-head-in-doggie, excessive roughness, or pretty much anything else that looks more like violence than good raunch. I don't entirely agree that prolonged penetration is unrealistic, because I've had some mutually enjoyable marathon sessions. And, I know that these people are being paid for this, but I truly am looking for as genuine a scene as can be expected. I mean, if it's obvious she's just not into it, it really ruins it.

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Furniture porn.

 

bond2.jpg

 

out1.jpg

 

and there is a site...http://www.furnitureporn.com

 

I just don't get it....

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