Guest E*******h S******s Report post Posted July 16, 2011 Question: What is the opposite of "livin' la vita not so loca?" Answer: Horace Greeley Question: Who's parents didn't go and buy a baby name book before he was born? Answer: Dead Baby Heads Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 16, 2011 Question: Who's parents didn't go and buy a baby name book before he was born? Answer: Dead Baby Heads Question: Name one of the acceptable ingredients in a traditional Christmas Fruitcake. Answer: Marlon Brando Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted July 16, 2011 What actor sounds like he has cotton balls stuffed in his cheeks when he's talking? Tony Montana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest E*******h S******s Report post Posted July 16, 2011 Question: Who has a scar on his face? Answer: Duck Billed Platypus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 16, 2011 Question: Who has a scar on his face? Answer: Duck Billed Platypus Question: Name a creature created entirely from spare parts. Answer: Morgan Freeman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hemidude 253 Report post Posted July 16, 2011 Name an actor who has played God and the President of the United States in movies Rednecks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 16, 2011 Name an actor who has played God and the President of the United States in movies Rednecks Question: Name Rupert Murdoch's fan base. Answer: Tsetse flies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake_1957 1301 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 Question: Name Rupert Murdoch's fan base. Answer: Tsetse flies. Question: What bugs an Old Dog ? Answer : Box of Kleenex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 Q: What's absolutely essential when you have a cold? A: A double-ended dildo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 What is something you don't want falling out of your bag at the gym. Chaz Bono Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest E*******h S******s Report post Posted July 17, 2011 Question: Who has been both the daughter and the son of Sonny & Cher? Answer: Ark of the Covenant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 What did Indiana Jones seek in his first adventure? Answer: Curly, Larry or Moe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 What did Indiana Jones seek in his first adventure? Answer: Curly, Larry or Moe Question: Name three pubic hairs. Answer: Marcel Marceau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 Question: Name a french mime who's first and last name is the same except for a few letters. Answer: Super duper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted July 17, 2011 Q - What are two words that rhyme with pooper? A - 1977 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 In what year was Orlando bloom born? A:42 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel17 3616 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 What number was Jackie Robinson? Facebook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
da2root 871 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 Q: What is the most popular social networking site? A: Apple Sauce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 17, 2011 Q: What is the most popular social networking site? A: Apple Sauce Question: What do you call it when you get attitude from your iPhone? Answer: Wankel Rotary Engine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted July 18, 2011 Answer: Wankel Rotary Engine Q: What sounds a lot funnier than it actually is, especially if it was driving a sex toy? A: Jack Black Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel17 3616 Report post Posted July 18, 2011 Who teaches the School of Rock? Mcdonald's Cheesecake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 18, 2011 Who teaches the School of Rock? Mcdonald's Cheesecake Question: Hey who brought this and what is it? Answer: The Mormon Tabernacle choir. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted July 18, 2011 What is bigger than a bread box? Scots, Wha Hae Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 18, 2011 What is bigger than a bread box? Scots, Wha Hae Question: What's the unofficial anthem of the greatest group of people wearing skirts in the world? Answer: Gherkin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted July 18, 2011 In the phrase for this popular pastime, what precedes the word "...off". Robert Eroica Dupea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
