JustJack 4689 Report post Posted May 5, 2012 You know you are old when you remember when everyone thought the world was flat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leber 1328 Report post Posted May 6, 2012 (edited) ...when you agree to most or all of the posts under this thread. Edited May 6, 2012 by Leber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted May 6, 2012 ....when you don't want a smartphone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chavez 641 Report post Posted May 6, 2012 You know your old when you can still do everything you used to do.......... you just can't do it night after night ( after morning,... after night.....) Damn I hate old age! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 6, 2012 Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D. Your children are beginning to look middle-aged. Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep. You look forward to a dull evening. Your knees buckle and your belt won't. Your back goes out more than you do. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there. You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hank1364 576 Report post Posted May 6, 2012 When the clothing and equipment that you wore and used when you first joined the military start appearing in the base museum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 6, 2012 Seems appropriate for this thread, or one of the music threads RG :-) http://videos2view.net/rock-on.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted June 2, 2012 Just because it's an old line doesn't mean it isn't true ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 2, 2012 Just because it's an old line doesn't mean it isn't true ... M. C. Escher is now an honorary Yorkshireman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 2, 2012 Just because it's an old line doesn't mean it isn't true ... Yup...also remember hearing that line that they had to walk uphill both ways to and from school...not to mention it was a twenty mile trek and always waist deep in snow...even in the summer Why did they build a school twenty miles from where everyone lived and where in Canada was it winter year round RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted June 2, 2012 You know you're old when you no longer wish to work 26 hours a day anymore. Additional Comments: On the upside, it's a healthy heifer calf. She and momma are doing just fine.......and I am off to bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123367 Report post Posted June 2, 2012 Talking about You know your old when stories - Sitting on my terrace this morning listening to my best friend tell me and my son's girlfriend how he and his partner have to remind each other to remind each other of something they need to do or get..Meanwhile I'm sitting beside him wondering what the the heck kind of bird was making such a squeaky noise. Looking up in the tress and all around I couldn't find the bird. My Son's gf asks what i'm looking for...I say the bird that's making the odd noise..they look at me and start laughing...{it's my dog sitting beside me chewing my his squeaky toy}. Ok that's a couple of -you know your old when's in 2 mins...yikes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billybob 20128 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 You know you're old when you used to use vice grips to change the channel on the TV. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 You know you're old when your grandparents still had a working outhouse out back of their house. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 You know you're old when your grandparents still had a working outhouse out back of their house. Mine too... and until 1971, the indoor plumbing consisted entirely of: That's right... a hand pump that tapped into the well - so dishes were done when the water was boiled!!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athos 108589 Report post Posted June 5, 2012 I can remember my Aunt's wringer washer in the farm house!! Looked a lot like this 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ebu** Report post Posted June 6, 2012 When you refer to the students protesting in Quebec as S.W.I.N.E. -- an acronym used by the cartoonist Al Capp for 60s student protesters (Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything) and are looked at as if you are a pig yourself or from another galaxy. There may be some truth to that, after all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted June 7, 2012 When you remember on sunday nights after The Wonderful World of Disney the Ed Sullivan Show would come on and you would laugh at the antics of that mexican mouse Toppo Gigio. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athos 108589 Report post Posted June 7, 2012 Having just had to endure my birthday ... you know you're old, when you wake up and realize that now you actually are old!!! *sigh* Porthos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted June 8, 2012 New technology meets old technology: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phuffin 218 Report post Posted June 8, 2012 you know your old when getting lucky is an afternoon nape or someone asks you who is ed sullian?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted June 16, 2012 Being this is Saturday morning I was reminded how old I was when I remembered watching G.I. Joe, The Real Ghostbusters, and Transformers on Saturday morning cartoons. And at the risk of sounding even older, I'm going to say those cartoons were way better than what they show nowadays, lol. For your enjoyment :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8eLP4Bgsuo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 16, 2012 You know your old when you and your beautiful wife have been compared to James Garner and Mariette Hartley http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=94574 Me, I'm told I look like this guy (don't see it myself, but can't argue with ladies) but ok, I'm old My beautiful wife, not old at all RG PS this is in fun, we really aren't married :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
northerntantra 4671 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 You know you're old when one day: - you're getting on the elevator just as the doors are closing - somebody is kindly holding the door open button for you - you thank her for "holding her finger in the dyke" (in reference to the Little Dutch Boy) - you observe the mortified faces of the 20-somethings around you who think you've made a crude lesbian reference Following that episode, I made a careful review of my stock of arcane phrases and deleted as many from my mind as I could. Unfortunately, I fear it has left some gaping holes. (Note to self: delete "gaping holes" from memory) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 You know you're getting old when you have lunch and start planning what to eat for supper (OMG, I'm turning into my parents). 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites