Winnipegcub 21293 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 Well we've all admired many of the ladies creativity and style in creating their ads. Was talking with Satin and got thinking: What would a client ad look like? Same relationships/business just the notion that the guys could place an ad about what kind of client they are. ie on-time, great lover, big dick, pay tips, etc... Abit of a different twist but my question for the ladies is; If the gents had a client ad - what would you want to see? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Satin 1237 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 Well since we were joking around about this, I will get the ball rolling. I would think my ideal client's ad would include that the client will arrive. on time. lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexy Grace 103697 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 Well we've all admired many of the ladies creativity and style in creating their ads. Was talking with Satin and got thinking: What would a client ad look like? Same relationships/business just the notion that the guys could place an ad about what kind of client they are. ie on-time, great lover, big dick, pay tips, etc... Abit of a different twist but my question for the ladies is; If the gents had a client ad - what would you want to see? I would like to see what you have already mentioned and what type of SP they are looking for, menu items they desire, geographic location, In or Out call and days/hours that are preferred for encounters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 A purrfect client ad for me would go as follows: Hello, my name is XXXX. I would love to come and visit you and experience what you have to offer. In return, I will: * be on time * leave payment on the counter upon arrival * respect your wishes and respect the time * be clean * be open about what I'm looking for * respect you and treat you well * laugh and be silly * if the mood is right, be nice and dirty * not talk about other SPs Also, I like to purr and hope we both get to do so. Thank you, XXXX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winnipegcub 21293 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 A purrfect client ad for me would go as follows:Also, I like to purr and hope we both get to do so. Thank you, XXXX Nice Cleo, I hope a light bearcub growl is close enough to purring. Hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 Nice Cleo, I hope a light bearcub growl is close enough to purring. Hehe I'd have to hear it in purrson in order to make an educated decision ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 Good morning My name is John Smith. I am a candy cane seller of 42 years old... I am looking for a women between 18 and 60, between 90 lbs to 300lbs. From 4ft11 to 6ft. I promise: I will be on time I will be freshly shower and if not I will take one with great pleasure I will not rape your mouth when kissing you, nor try to performe a throat surgery I will nice and gentle to start, and listen to your input I will leave the donation in a plain envelope right at the beginning of the time in full view, I wont make you ask for it I will pre-book in advance so you can plan your life and not wait for me i will always respect you I promise I wont ask for discount or bargain or a quick blow job I will be silly if you are! i will be myself (except if yourself is being a serial killer) i will swear all my life to love all the boobies on earht ok its a bit silly...but eh:P 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baileydog 9367 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 I'm pretty sure ... very sure, that I've done everything specified in the SP posts ... it just comes down to respecting, completely, the people you meet and play with Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 Oh these are funny! My ideal client ad would read: --respectful --arrives on time, with full amount --doesn't haggle, negotiate or ask "how much for a quick bbbj?" --has showered! --clips his fingernails! --creative, open-minded and carnal --knows his way around a clitoris xo 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carley Chase 18985 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 I would like to see: Name Work Interest What you are looking for ( fetish, kink ect..) if any Pre-date: Showered Clipped finger nails, for sure Atributes: Friendly Fun Easy going Easy to talk to too Discretion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W*t D***** Report post Posted July 19, 2011 (edited) Bringing to the table: a mature, caucasian male who is kind-hearted, discrete, polite and well-mannered; non-smoker, drug-free and STI-free/healthy; physically fit/athletic; punctual, considerate, squeaky clean, and possess a sense of humour. Additional attributes: cut, and if I had two inches less than what I've got I'd have a hole in my back! Edited July 19, 2011 by W*t D***** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 How about something along these lines My name is roamingguy I like a GFE I'm looking for a two hour outcall to my hotel I'm comfortable with being verified. Do you require verification/references I enjoy the entirety of the encounter, the initial meeting/conversation as enjoyable as the sexual side of the encounter (who'd have thunk that) I prefer to let the encounter unfold naturally instead of a preplanned script Some quick lines, which if they sound familiar to some ladies, it's the gist of emails I send when wanting to get to meet a lady RG (btw in emails I sign my real first name) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winnipegcub 21293 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 Hell Roamingguy - I like that ad! How about something along these linesMy name is roamingguy I like a GFE I'm looking for a two hour outcall to my hotel I'm comfortable with being verified. Do you require verification/references I enjoy the entirety of the encounter, the initial meeting/conversation as enjoyable as the sexual side of the encounter (who'd have thunk that) I prefer to let the encounter unfold naturally instead of a preplanned script Some quick lines, which if they sound familiar to some ladies, it's the gist of emails I send when wanting to get to meet a lady RG (btw in emails I sign my real first name) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrgreen760 37785 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 I will be engaged in the process...everything else is common sense :) Peace MG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 Hell Roamingguy - I like that ad! Thank you RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexy Grace 103697 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 I think this would be an awesome section and great idea. Not sure how the gents would handle all the PM's!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twoblues 258 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 I think this would be an awesome section and great idea. Not sure how the gents would handle all the PM's!! With gusto! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W*t D***** Report post Posted July 20, 2011 With gusto! Ditto...double gusto even!! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
