JuliasUndies 7288 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 OMG! I can't take this! I am sooooo needing a penis! Soo incredibly horny! I need some tips to cool off please help me! I'm dying here..I have a man sleeping on the couch, useless! Geeze! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
datyaddict 2174 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 I am sooooo needing a penis! I need some tips Wait, do you need a whole penis? Or just the tip ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 OMG! I can't take this! I am sooooo needing a penis! Soo incredibly horny! I'm sure if an attractive lady such as yourself opened your window and repeated this quote, you'd have a line up around the block ready to help you out. They could even move your couch with the sleeping gentleman outside so that there is no longer an issue 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The General 11309 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 Julia, Hey, I think that getting such a volunteer to share their penis around here is not much of a problem. Where do I sign-up? Wait, do you need a whole penis? Or just the tip ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuliasUndies 7288 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I'm sooo smiling, y'all are a hoot.. need a walk!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
datyaddict 2174 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I'm sooo smiling, y'all are a hoot.. need a walk!! If you're _that_ horny, try a bike ride... Without the seat ;) Additional Comments: Well, not without a seat entirely, just an alternative seat with a more pleasing shape.... Watch out for speed bumps! ('cos, you'll want to turn around and try them again) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 K Julia on my way !!! Can't have a horny lady with no penis now can we?? Loaned my truck to my brother, SUV in shop till morning so I will take my mountain bike to the city, catch a bus to Winnipeg, jump on the train to Ottawa, catch a cab and be there in say.....18 hours give or take :) Get your toys out till then !! ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted August 22, 2011 If it helps...I have a penis...and I know how to use it! just saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 OMG! I can't take this! I am sooooo needing a penis! Soo incredibly horny! I need some tips to cool off please help me! I'm dying here..I have a man sleeping on the couch, useless! Geeze! Want to come over? I'm in the same situation (minus the man sleeping on the couch lol)! We could use a strap-on?? :biggrin: ;) 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 Well, if a penis is nowhere to be found, you can always take a doctor-to-be's advice: ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 Want to come over? I'm in the same situation (minus the man sleeping on the couch lol)! We could use a strap-on?? :biggrin: ;) Oh sure. Sunday night. Have to work early tomorrow. You pick this time of all times to plant that thought in my little dog brain? I mean, seriously? I can stay up and think of this or I can try to go to sleep. Hmmm...... guess which one will win???? And I know that if Gabriella is in town she is probably at one of those swanky hotels just minutes from where I live, which means if it happens, I will not only be thinking of it, I will be thinking of it happening as if it's RIGHT NEXT DOOR. Hmmm. Oh well. I can always take cat naps when the boss is in meetings... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 Julia you are like a porn fantasy come to life ;). Why oh why do I not know more women like you in my "real" life?? Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 OMG! I can't take this! I am sooooo needing a penis! Soo incredibly horny! I need some tips to cool off please help me! I'm dying here..I have a man sleeping on the couch, useless! Geeze! Wait, do you need a whole penis? Or just the tip ;) Too damn funny. Wanted to comment, via reputation for this post, but have to spread it around yet again, sorry I can't give you some points. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 Oh sure. Sunday night. Have to work early tomorrow. You pick this time of all times to plant that thought in my little dog brain? I mean, seriously? I can stay up and think of this or I can try to go to sleep. Hmmm...... guess which one will win???? And I know that if Gabriella is in town she is probably at one of those swanky hotels just minutes from where I live, which means if it happens, I will not only be thinking of it, I will be thinking of it happening as if it's RIGHT NEXT DOOR. Hmmm. Oh well. I can always take cat naps when the boss is in meetings... For some reason I can never give you rep points :( I was going to say that if you would like to be the man on the couch, you could get your sleep and be in the same room as Julia and I ;) lol No need for cat naps the next day... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 For some reason I can never give you rep points :( I was going to say that if you would like to be the man on the couch, you could get your sleep and be in the same room as Julia and I ;) lol No need for cat naps the next day... Hell hun... if I am there... no need to remain on the couch is there???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 Hell hun... if I am there... no need to remain on the couch is there???? lol Trust me, if you were sleeping on my couch and I needed something from you, I would wake you up in a NY second... You could go back to sleep only when everyone was happy ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 22, 2011 lolTrust me, if you were sleeping on my couch and I needed something from you, I would wake you up in a NY second... You could go back to sleep only when everyone was happy ;) ... and you waited until now to post this????? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chavez 641 Report post Posted August 23, 2011 That is the problem with us guys Julias. We and only work the equipment so long then we need a 20 minute break. Give the guy a few more minutes , give him a little oral orifice to organ resuscitation then get at it again! If he doesn't you need to treat him like a lame hourse and threaten to send him to the glue factorty. But it is only fair to warn himw first. lol 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuliasUndies 7288 Report post Posted August 23, 2011 I just wanted to announce..That I got some! OH YAAAAAA!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
