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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, he makes them cry.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris failed in Chemistry because the only element he knows is the element of surprise

Ya...I played World of Warcraft..if you EVER need chuck norris jokes/facts...head to the barrens on Black Dragonflight....

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I'm sorry I started this thread....and after reading this, the Chuck Norris jokes have lost their appeal to me and are dead to me now. The Expendables 2 will be PG-13....and it's all thanks to Chuck Norris not wanting to be part of a movie that has too much cursing and violence......really, Chuck? You disappoint me.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=86119

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