Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 My local sex shop was advertising six-gallon tubs of lubricant !! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Quick! I think there is a zombie at the door, what should I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 I don't know.... call... Quick! I think there is a zombie at the door, what should I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Hmmmm.... the ghostbusters probably won't work... if Zombies showed up at your door today .... hmmmmmm..... Holy CRAP!!!! They were slow moving stupid zombies. It's Michael Jackson's 53rd birthday... they are probably just looking for the party.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Quick! I think there is a zombie at the door, what should I do? Zombie Survival Guide By SMQ Rule # 1 - If you think there's a zombie at the door. DON'T OPEN THE DOOR (Lol!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 I present the Lobo, A close quarters zombie killin' multi-tool! Seriously folks, check out Max Brooks. He has intensively studied the walking dead and answered most of the Zombie related questions that are out there... Total man crush! :D P.S. The audiobook of World War Z is awesome. It's cast includes Mark Hamill, Henry Rollins and Alan Alda! Additional Comments: Also, listen to Sara! ;) All zombie related problems will be solved in a timely fashion! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Or perhaps Dr. Horrible might be kind enough to lend us his freeze ray. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Slow zombies, fast zombies, those I can handle... If any of the following come at me, I shit bricks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Slow zombies, fast zombies, those I can handle... If any of the following come at me, I shit bricks! You do have a point there. Best to keep a low profile and remember rule number 2: Double Tap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 You do have a point there. Best to keep a low profile and remember rule number 2: Double Tap. Love that movie! I wanted to give you rep points for bringing up rule #2, unfortunately I haven't been spreadin' 'em around enough :( Now then, back to the Zombies.. If we're really lucky, Ash might be working at our local S Mart. Hail to the king baby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 Indeeed... all hail King Bruce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Areez 11906 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 My zombie invasion attack plan... find the shovel, rake, sword and bat from the garage.. for the first trip safety kit ensure the car is full of gas.. try to gather as many friend/family/people as possible head to the local hunting/camping store .. stock up with a 12" and shell head to costco, i know for a fact theres a costco nearby this place... load up on essentials start making my way to one of the island in thousand island.. smaller island with a cottage is perfect... SHOOT every zombie along the way... the more damage the better - blast some angry music in the car arrive at the island and make a fort there :)! and on the boring days id go to main land and go hunt zombie for entertainment any other idea's i should have in there ? haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 1, 2011 My zombie invasion attack plan... find the shovel, rake, sword and bat from the garage.. for the first trip safety kit ensure the car is full of gas.. try to gather as many friend/family/people as possible head to the local hunting/camping store .. stock up with a 12" and shell head to costco, i know for a fact theres a costco nearby this place... load up on essentials start making my way to one of the island in thousand island.. smaller island with a cottage is perfect... SHOOT every zombie along the way... the more damage the better - blast some angry music in the car arrive at the island and make a fort there :)! and on the boring days id go to main land and go hunt zombie for entertainment any other idea's i should have in there ? haha Entertainment. Stress relief. Physical release. A reason to go on. Let the family fend for themselves - rescue CERB women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted September 1, 2011 ...it's good to understand where zombies come from in the first place. Enlightenment, as always, from our philosopher of the moment... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 1, 2011 ...it's good to understand where zombies come from in the first place. Enlightenment, as always, from our philosopher of the moment... Foamy knows best... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted September 1, 2011 I think the zomebie left, or there just waiting for me to open the door. I'm not too far from Fort York, it does seem to be defensible, and they do have cannons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 1, 2011 AIM HIGH!!!! no ... seriously... aim high. You want to remove the head from the fetid zombie body. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted September 25, 2011 I heard a knocking on my window at 3am last night. I live on the 28th floor. Was this a zombie, vampire, or something else? What should I do if it comes back tonight? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 25, 2011 I heard a knocking on my window at 3am last night. I live on the 28th floor. Was this a zombie, vampire, or something else? What should I do if it comes back tonight? You should just move, dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted September 26, 2011 I heard a knocking on my window at 3am last night. I live on the 28th floor. Was this a zombie, vampire, or something else? What should I do if it comes back tonight? Probably a succubus... You should let her in ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 You should just move, dude. Good advice as always OD! Probably a succubus... You should let her in ;) I leanred abour succubi on South Park: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGwenvPzmL8 I think I'll pass on that :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 you know this internet thingie has pictures of EVERYTHING!!!! It might just catch on!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
