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The impending ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

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Just watched first episode of season 3 of The Walking Dead. I'm so stoked that this show is back!

 

If/when the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm heading to work. Lots of weapons, ammo, vehicles and food to last for months!

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I just watched the first episode of season 3 tonight too! I really like how they are doing things differently from the graphic novels.

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I'm going to an army base. Grab all the weapons and ammo my escape car can hold. (mustangs have small trunks, so I'm stealing a bigger truck.)

 

Then, hide somewhere high up. Preferably gated, like a museum here jn ottawa. Are we dealing with the fast zombies or the slow retarded ones?

Makes a big difference.

 

I'll offer protection to two lucky cerb ladies. Of course I haven't chosen just two yet. Take one other person who can fire a semi automatic rifle.

Trusting no one. Anyone come near the gate, they get shot.

 

Storing food now just incase it happens. Along with a go pack. (not really, but here's to dreaming)

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If/when/should the zombies come, I'll be well equipped. I just picked up a new shotgun for a 3-gun match the other day (shoulder's still sore after the slug stage). I don't need to visit an Army base (of note, planning to break into a place to get guns, that's full of people who are well trained in the use of said guns is not such a great plan....) so the issue becomes figuring out if the current homestead is defendable or not....I suspect that the answer is yes in the short term, but no in the long-term, so consideration would be given to displacing, but that's not something for the faint of heart in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.

 

If you have to survive a zombie-ism outbreak, I suggest two things:

 

1. Bring lots of guns.

2. Bring lots of friends with guns.

 

The real problem though is the necessity (according to movie/book lore) that a headshot is necessary to kill a zombie. The ability to do this is not (contrary to popular belief) imbued to people by interacting with a game-boy, PSP, Wii, or other gaming console. You might be an "Uber-l33t commando-ninja-sniper-assassin" on a computer, but completely incapable of actually successfully hitting anything besides the ground in real life.

 

There is a very short list of people who fit into item "2" above (from my perspective) but when choosing those people, consider this. (I think Clint Eastwood may have mumbled it at some point) Don't worry about the guy with lots of guns. Worry about the guy with just 1 gun. He'll know how to use it REALLY well.

 

If you fit into that description, you may be welcomed to come to my zombie free area....(so long as you're not a zombie.)

 

Back to the real world though....shotguns are fun, but happiness is a warm belt-fed weapon....

 

MS

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lol I think everyone has been watching too much of The Walking Dead. Or maybe you're like me and played too much Resident Evil over the years.

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Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

 

Scientists are aware of several plant toxins and brain viruses that resemble the Hollywood version of the zombie virus.

 

Alkaloid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkaloids

 

Clairvius Narcisse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clairvius_Narcisse

 

Toxoplasma Gondii Parasite

http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=547

 

The Return of the Puppet Masters

http://www.corante.com/loom/archives/2006/01/17/the_return_of_the_puppet_masters.php

 

 

Quize: % Chance of survival in a Zombie Outbreak

http://www.gotoquiz.com/_chance_of_survival_in_a_zombie_outbreak

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I have good news for everyone..... finally we can relax... as you know NL is a half-hour ahead of the rest of Canada so in the event of a Zombie Invasion we will be able to provide you with at least a half hour to prepare your defenses.

 

There is no need to thank us now.... it is really the least I can do :) lol

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