PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Kinky shit OR extreme is exactly that....I've seen movies years ago at a bachleor party, where humans are partaking with live animals, which is just freaking wrong. The real human kinky stuff, would be of fist f@#king, dildo's larger than any man on earth so she is hurting real bad, golden or brown showers...just additional kinky stuff for your thoughts.:twisted: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Kinky shit OR extreme is exactly that....I've seen movies years ago at a bachleor party, where humans are partaking with live animals, which is just freaking wrong. The real human kinky stuff, would be of fist f@#king, dildo's larger than any man on earth so she is hurting real bad, golden or brown showers...just additional kinky stuff for your thoughts.:twisted: man that is just way too much info for me...are you sure you're my brother seperated at birth? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted October 4, 2008 man that is just way too much info for me...are you sure you're my brother seperated at birth? Just passing some info to the thread bro, Ulix threw the chicken and donkey into the mix!:shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted October 4, 2008 cock a doodle hee haw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted October 4, 2008 I need someone to answer the question - was the chicken wearing feathers or nude? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dimlit 100 Report post Posted October 4, 2008 Thats too funny:oops: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted October 4, 2008 I need someone to answer the question - was the chicken wearing feathers or nude? Well of course clean shaven...what else! lol:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted October 4, 2008 Hmmm- well to get really kinky, the chicken could have started with feathers and got shaved during the session. You know, some shower play to start, get all moist, get all shaven then get eaten by the donkey! Not literally, that would be wrong. :mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted October 7, 2008 Now how would shave a donkey? I guess it would just take time, careful around the hind quarters those suckers get nervous. Probably better to us an ass, no jeopardy of the little fellows falling to foul play. I do enjoy shaving a lady! I also enjoy washing there hair. Is it kinky if you shave there head? That is kinda the type of line for me, between erotic fun play and kinky but I am a very vanilla guy (well as far as dwarfs go). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted October 7, 2008 Now how would shave a donkey? I guess it would just take time, careful around the hind quarters those suckers get nervous. Probably better to us an ass, no jeopardy of the little fellows falling to foul play. I do enjoy shaving a lady! I also enjoy washing there hair. Is it kinky if you shave there head? That is kinda the type of line for me, between erotic fun play and kinky but I am a very vanilla guy (well as far as dwarfs go). About ten years ago, a mistress of mine wanted to engage in full body shaving. Which we did - completely shaving each other from head to toe. It was weird and exciting except I looked like a very pissed off cop with a bald head - license and registration please after a high speed chase. She totally got off on it and then we engaged in my being a puppet-master - you know what I mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted October 7, 2008 About ten years ago, a mistress of mine wanted to engage in full body shaving. Which we did - completely shaving each other from head to toe. It was weird and exciting except I looked like a very pissed off cop with a bald head - license and registration please after a high speed chase. She totally got off on it and then we engaged in my being a puppet-master - you know what I mean. What did the wife say when you arrived home with nary a hair to your name???:shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted October 7, 2008 Ya I don't think I could have explained that one away! She even wonders why I shave my balls (it's not like she ever plans to lick them!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 What did the wife say when you arrived home with nary a hair to your name???:shock: Honey, today I had a close shave!..:wink: - how about a glass of wine before dinner..."hair's" to you! (sorry, I just had to be a smart ass with this).:-P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 What did the wife say when you arrived home with nary a hair to your name???:shock: I do weird stuff/experimental quite often: hey: I wonder what happens if you put this there? just use your imagination new car: how fast will it go (ticket for 210 km) I wonder what it would be like to be naked with 5000 people - Spencer Tunick I wonder how many days I can stay stoned - 19, ran out of pot I wonder if I can get 6 girls to all get naked with me at the same time - yes, twice So this was just one more - I wonder what I would look like completely bald. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted October 8, 2008 I do weird stuff/experimental quite often: hey: I wonder what happens if you put this there? just use your imagination new car: how fast will it go (ticket for 210 km) I wonder what it would be like to be naked with 5000 people - Spencer Tunick I wonder how many days I can stay stoned - 19, ran out of pot I wonder if I can get 6 girls to all get naked with me at the same time - yes, twice So this was just one more - I wonder what I would look like completely bald. cool...my wife would freak out!!:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 I do weird stuff/experimental quite often: hey: I wonder what happens if you put this there? just use your imagination new car: how fast will it go (ticket for 210 km) I wonder what it would be like to be naked with 5000 people - Spencer Tunick I wonder how many days I can stay stoned - 19, ran out of pot I wonder if I can get 6 girls to all get naked with me at the same time - yes, twice So this was just one more - I wonder what I would look like completely bald. I salute you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 I didn't say she didn't freak out - she was not terribly surprised but neither was she happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 What is kinky?.....well and escort review board that presently has a turkey in a pose at the top of the page!!!! Now that is KINKY!!!!:shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 I didn't say she didn't freak out - she was not terribly surprised but neither was she happy. I'm sure you" smoothed " things over with her, gave her some nice body slides:razz: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135640 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 What is kinky?.....well and escort review board that presently has a turkey in a pose at the top of the page!!!!Now that is KINKY!!!!:shock: LOL... finally someone noticed. - and it's not a review board! :???: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted October 10, 2008 What is kinky?.....well and escort recommendation board that presently has a turkey in a pose at the top of the page!!!!Now that is KINKY!!!!:shock: I would like to know the turkey's availability after Oct 13! MOD - can you help me with that? :razz: Does not appear to be a spinner - has curves in the right places and carries them with grace! Is is possible that the turkey has an album? Link please.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135640 Report post Posted October 10, 2008 Is is possible that the turkey has an album? Link please.. Yes, Here is the link Seymour. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=5683 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
getiton76 100 Report post Posted October 12, 2008 Oh, I noticed, I just didn't say anything. It's like google changing its logo, it happens so just go with it. LOL... finally someone noticed. - and it's not a review board! :???: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted October 12, 2008 Holy Shit that was the funnist thing I've seen in a long time!! I laughed so hard....thanks Mod.....Happy Gobble Gobble everyone!!! Are you getting Gobbled tonight???:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted October 13, 2008 Holy Shit that was the funnist thing I've seen in a long time!! I laughed so hard....thanks Mod.....Happy Gobble Gobble everyone!!! Are you getting Gobbled tonight???:mrgreen: I love turkey covered in gravy - my special gravy - homemade. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
