capitalman 3861 Report post Posted September 22, 2011 Depends how many BBM are actually going to the social? Additional Comments: This is a non-nametag event but I'm thinking we need some little Fat Bastards lapel pins to let people know we're members and available. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 22, 2011 Hmmmmmm... I may have just the thing Cap.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted September 23, 2011 For those who don't want to squint, it says, "I'm not fat, just big-boned." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamanthaEvans 166767 Report post Posted September 25, 2011 I think that a website would be good for Fat Bastard BBM. And on the website, an FAQ section. One question for the FAQ: In light of the coming Zombie Apocalypse, what kind of protection can I expect in the event that the FB BBM is invaded while I'm there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 25, 2011 I think that a website would be good for Fat Bastard BBM. And on the website, an FAQ section. One question for the FAQ: In light of the coming Zombie Apocalypse, what kind of protection can I expect in the event that the FB BBM is invaded while I'm there? Samantha, that is a very good question. We have always maintained that in the event of the pending Zombie Apocalypse, the new guy would smear himself in the animal brains we have stored in the non beverage refrigerator and act as a diversion, allowing the senior members and their clientele to escape with the stockpile of weapons and supplies that we have squirreled away. This way, the new guy becomes an effective recruitment tool to expand our provider base. The less time he is the new guy, the less worries he has in being zombie fodder. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Actually this policy is not totally developed. We are either going to make it the New Guy (FNG) or the Drunkest Guy (FDG) It probably makes sense to make it the drunkest guy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Guys, I'm sorry but due to my recent weight loss and body changes, I am no longer a BBM. It's been a good run, I've enjoyed it all. I've met so many beautiful people and learned so much about being a BBM escort, but I am retiring. I have had a recent death in the family too and I'm just not into it any longer. You will find me working as an MA in a local spa. Look for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Actually this policy is not totally developed. We are either going to make it the New Guy (FNG) or the Drunkest Guy (FDG) It probably makes sense to make it the drunkest guy! Guys, I'm sorry but due to my recent weight loss and body changes, I am no longer a BBM. It's been a good run, I've enjoyed it all. I've met so many beautiful people and learned so much about being a BBM escort, but I am retiring. I have had a recent death in the family too and I'm just not into it any longer. You will find me working as an MA in a local spa. Look for me! Jeebus F2F.... that was my plan for this Thursday... I guess I will have to go ahead with the steel plate strategy. Cap???!!!??? Leaving FB BBM? Good luck in your endeavors.... we will probably slam you mercilessly in the FB SP area. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 I vote for the "Not the New Guy" Strategy. I trust my vote will be cast in absentia at the social? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cat 262460 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Guys, I'm sorry but due to my recent weight loss and body changes, I am no longer a BBM. It's been a good run, I've enjoyed it all. I've met so many beautiful people and learned so much about being a BBM escort, but I am retiring. I have had a recent death in the family too and I'm just not into it any longer. You will find me working as an MA in a local spa. Look for me! I have a $.10 that says capitalman isn't retiring. He's stealing his client base and going indie. He'll lay low for a couple of months till he finds out that his pilfered clients get very demanding and incredibly cheap after he exits this fine establishments blanket of protection and he will need to start generating more $ just to put gas in the moped. I'll be watching for the rebrand launch before Christmas to announce his return because he missed everyone so much; with a new look, new name and new website! I just hope he's smart enough to adjust prices to reflect the indie status. Everyone knows that indies don't need to charge as much because they no longer have to give that cut to the greedy administration! cat 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Our administration is not greedy... in fact we all live in his mom's basement and get free cable that we borrowed from the neighbour. His mom is a nice lady that makes sure we say our prayers before bed and occasionally feeds us. When she is asleep we go upstairs and steal her meds.... it is a win/win situation... well except for his mom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Fat Bastards are still busy. I received a call today for a "really dirty" job. I put on the leathers, got the bike out, put the whips, lube & chains in the bag and headed to the address I was given. When I arrived, the client - a very smoking woman - really, she had two cigs on the go and the house was a hot box. I introduced myself asked where wanted to start. In the back yard, she replied. Nice. Kinky exhibitionist. She took me to the shed, handed me an envelope with $200, and said something terrible. In fact, I am still shivering at the thought. The booking agent said I was up for anything. Which is true. Damn, I hate painting houses. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cat 262460 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Fat Bastards are still busy. I received a call today for a "really dirty" job. I put on the leathers, got the bike out, put the whips, lube & chains in the bag and headed to the address I was given. When I arrived, the client - a very smoking woman - really, she had two cigs on the go and the house was a hot box. I introduced myself asked where wanted to start. In the back yard, she replied. Nice. Kinky exhibitionist. She took me to the shed, handed me an envelope with $200, and said something terrible. In fact, I am still shivering at the thought. The booking agent said I was up for anything. Which is true. Damn, I hate painting houses. OMG! YOU PAINT! Where's the phone number again? cat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Sorry about that U.... that was supposed to be Cap's call but he bailed on us for some reason... something about needing to rediscover who he was and spending time enriching the fabric of his life. We tried to send Andy but he was out back swinging a hockey stick and running around the block... something about training. It was F2F's day off... he said something about spending his allowance on porn and chicken nuggets... and that just left me and you... and frankly, mom said she needed me around the house today..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Shit, I miss you guys already! Cat - shhh.....stop all that guessing stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Shit, I miss you guys already! Cat - shhh.....stop all that guessing stuff! We'll welcome you back with open arms as zombie bai...I mean the new guy... yes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Shit, I miss you guys already! Cat - shhh.....stop all that guessing stuff! Well Cap if you come back today, we will forget it ever happened and Andy will still be Zombie bait. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Well Cap if you come back today, we will forget it ever happened and Andy will still be Zombie bait. I'm filing a grievance with the union. This will not stand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 I'm filing a grievance with the union. This will not stand. Let me re-state it, in the event of a SUPPOSED zombie apocalypse and in the even that Andy is not successful in recruiting a new unwitting member, he MIGHT be used as zombie bait, should that eventuality ever come to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Let me re-state it, in the event of a SUPPOSED zombie apocalypse and in the even that Andy is not successful in recruiting a new unwitting member, he MIGHT be used as zombie bait, should that eventuality ever come to be. All I can see in what you posted is that, in the inevitable Zombie invasion, I will be sacrificed to temporarily appease our new Zombie overlords. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Andy, you really should have read the fine print before signing up. Old Dog, I heard you took over Cappy's spot in the basement, the bed in front of the TV. Does this mean if he comes back, you have go back to the bunkbed. Speaking of bunkbeds, how do you determine who gets the top or bottom bunk. How do you dealing with farting, belching and snoring in the middle of the night? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Winter is coming... and Cap likes to spoon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 All I can see in what you posted is that, in the inevitable Zombie invasion, I will be sacrificed to temporarily appease our new Zombie overlords. All you need to do is find some "fresh meat" to join FB's then you won't be zombie bait anymore. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 All you need to do is find some "fresh meat" to join FB's then you won't be zombie bait anymore.Posted via Mobile Device preferably someone with an over-sized brain and not too limber.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Guys, I'm not coming back. I'm enjoying the MA life with my new BFF'S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
