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Sorry, Meaghan! I missed you when you were here, alas... I had a prior engagement. I've recently had my hair done, and I've found that it's made me remarkably popular! I think the ladies like my new six-pack, too...

 

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Me thinks the lower two abs there are not quite as firm and perhaps softer than the others .....and are hanging over the waist band a wee bit Phaedrus.... but keep up the good work !

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I found a cultural icon!!!! We can hang it near the front porch to show how spiritual and worldly we are....

 

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We added venison to the menu at our new restaurant venture.....and put Andy in charge :)

 

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We have now removed venison from our menu.. :(

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Do you need electricity to run that

baby ?? That could be a problem at the lodge. We can borrow some from the neighbor or there is lots of gas around there if it can be converted to gas power griddle ! Old Dog has earned the right to be in charge and run the gas committee/division of the lodge.......

 

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Is this the lodge you're referring to? Definitely might be a problem. You see, I'm gearing my product towards the big city boys because they sayin' that you can cook wings and iron yer clothes at the same time with my grill. Y'all need some electricity for my grill but if you can convert it to gas, I don't think there will be a problem especially if Old Dog has just spent the weekend eatin' some chilli! ;)

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Wow, that is absolutely stunning! I really don't know what to say!

 

Sorry, Meaghan! I missed you when you were here, alas... I had a prior engagement. I've recently had my hair done, and I've found that it's made me remarkably popular! I think the ladies like my new six-pack, too...

 

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In light of a recent winter blowout in the bathroom at the FB BBM lodge following a rush visit from Old Dog.....

 

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and because of his love for greasy bacon ...... we felt it best to get him his own private bathroom.... This one has wheels !!! The upside is I got a deal on it :) The downside is that after one day we got a call and he was in New Brunswick. :( So we ring dingled Emily Rushton I think it was and she turned the out house around and he was right back home the next day ;)

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In light of a recent winter blowout in the bathroom at the FB BBM lodge following a rush visit from Old Dog.....

 

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and because of his love for greasy bacon ...... we felt it best to get him his own private bathroom.... This one has wheels !!! The upside is I got a deal on it :) The downside is that after one day we got a call and he was in New Brunswick. :( So we ring dingled Emily Rushton I think it was and she turned the out house around and he was right back home the next day ;)

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That wasn't the bacon... that was the cabbage soup.... man it tasted good though....

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That wasn't the bacon... that was the cabbage soup.... man it tasted good though....

 

How much cabbage did you EAT ?? Mama always said if you eat too much cabbage you must learn to say .....ooops excuse me I fluffed ;) in your case you fluffed yourself all the way to New Brunswick........ Ohhh well .... shit happens....

 

What happens in the lodge stays in the lodge.....OR ....ends up in NB

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I think I hit a cross wind and at one point was airborne over the Atlantic Ocean.... it was good that I had some reserve left in the tank to get me turned around and back to the mainland. I saw Andy at one point... he just shook his head and went back to sunbathing. He is rocking one hell of a Maritime tan... it's good for business.

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I think I hit a cross wind and at one point was airborne over the Atlantic Ocean.... it was good that I had some reserve left in the tank to get me turned around and back to the mainland. I saw Andy at one point... he just shook his head and went back to sunbathing. He is rocking one hell of a Maritime tan... it's good for business.

 

Hold it! Back in the day, YOU were the legendary, much-rumoured only guy on the continent ever to make the reserve tank in the VW Beetle (the real one, not the up-market pseudo-Beetle poseurs) actually work, right? And I'll bet you also got the onboard heater working, too, didn't you?

 

Truly, the stuff of legend..... And to think I met you here, of all places!

 

My life is now complete. :motion:

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It's true... I am the man and the legend... and it all was inspired by wickedly awesome cabbage soup....

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Well we have decided to do up a little photo-shoot for the lodge..... Advurtisssing...

 

Some preliminary pics.......the rest are coming when Rosco and the law authorities release them.......

 

Old Dog ! - rear view

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Old Dong ! - front view

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This is me on the right after lunch ..... then after a strong work regimen me on the left !!!! discipline baby discipline ;)

 

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That's OD on lunch break....hair getting shaggy there

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Bum

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Phaedrus...kinda like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit pic....shows his balance but forgot the swimsuit and more importantly to get a second rock for his other foot actually ........

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Weather has warmed up and Andy is on his way.......

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We keep open minds.... and RG was supposed to make it for a preliminary visit to see if we would allow him into the sacred FB BBM lodge. You need to shotgun a cheap beer, mud wrestle with Sissy, and poop in an outhouse.

 

He couldn't make it.......

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More pics soon.......................

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Well we have decided to do up a little photo-shoot for the lodge..... Advurtisssing...

 

Some preliminary pics.......the rest are coming when Rosco and the law authorities release them.......

 

Old Dog ! - rear view

buttcrack.jpg

 

Old Dong ! - front view

6-fat-man.jpg

 

This is me on the right after lunch ..... then after a strong work regimen me on the left !!!! discipline baby discipline ;)

 

fat-man-thin-man-pano_13591.jpg

 

That's OD on lunch break....hair getting shaggy there

fat-dude.jpg

 

Bum

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBqQObgty3XNenouaTtbEO_3wvr-FIRtuPqaR3K2BPbC7LpFMA

 

Phaedrus...kinda like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit pic....shows his balance but forgot the swimsuit and more importantly to get a second rock for his other foot actually ........

fat-guy-on-a-rock.jpg

 

Weather has warmed up and Andy is on his way.......

fat_guy_on_a_scooter.jpg

 

 

We keep open minds.... and RG was supposed to make it for a preliminary visit to see if we would allow him into the sacred FB BBM lodge. You need to shotgun a cheap beer, mud wrestle with Sissy, and poop in an outhouse.

 

He couldn't make it.......

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More pics soon.......................

 

Well done gentlemen. What an impressive line up as well. Now some of you I"ve met so I must caution you ladies don't like to much photo touch up, just the right amount to entice us but please don't mislead to much.

 

I believe I'd like a deluxe room this weekend and I'd be very interested in a duo, are you gets fully interactive?

 

Also what types of wine to you like.

 

Kisses

Katherine

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Well done gentlemen. What an impressive line up as well. Now some of you I"ve met so I must caution you ladies don't like to much photo touch up, just the right amount to entice us but please don't mislead to much.

 

I believe I'd like a deluxe room this weekend and I'd be very interested in a duo, are you gets fully interactive?

 

Also what types of wine to you like.

 

Kisses

Katherine

 

We have deluxe rooms sweetie !!! With windows !! One Room !!! Yes we get fully interactive !!! We watch hockey playoffs when our dish isn't disconnected, eat chips and dip and throw shit at each other, wrestle and stuff like that. Mostly watch hockey and recline though. When Halifax girls are there though it can get into a Twister messy sorta fun thing ;)

 

Old Dog wines a lot !!! But I like Sauvignaun Blanc myself....

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We have deluxe rooms sweetie !!! With windows !! One Room !!! Yes we get fully interactive !!! We watch hockey playoffs when our dish isn't disconnected, eat chips and dip and throw shit at each other, wrestle and stuff like that. Mostly watch hockey and recline though. When Halifax girls are there though it can get into a Twister messy sorta fun thing ;)

 

Old Dog wines a lot !!! But I like Sauvignaun Blanc myself....

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Great on the room Lee, I will take it, will send funds via email transfer.

 

Now I was hoping to have the duo with you and OD, perhaps the other fellows can video for promo stuff. But here is the thing sweetie, you need to understand what interactive is. I want to see you and OD make out and stuff , 2 guys kissing is a super turn on for me, I'd like to see some oral as well, but hey I understand the gents get to make their rules. You know what makes you comfortable is what I want. Please though a little kissing, I am sure we can work it all out and of course when I recco you it will be a ladies recco, what goes on behind closed doors is private. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

Anyhow the money is sent and I sure hope that Andy fellow makes it, he has a bit of a treck!!

 

Love to all you boys!

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I want to see you and OD make out and stuff , 2 guys kissing is a super turn on for me, I'd like to see some oral as well, but hey I understand the gents get to make their rules. You know what makes you comfortable is what I want. Please though a little kissing, I am sure we can work it all out and of course when I recco you it will be a ladies recco, what goes on behind closed doors is private. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

Katherine, this is dead easy. You don't even have to ask them in advance.

 

You remember that scene from Lady and the Tramp? This one:

 

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Now, all you have to do is arrange something like that with Lee and Old Dog. But - here's the trick - you do it with bacon.

 

Works every time.

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Katherine, this is dead easy. You don't even have to ask them in advance.

 

You remember that scene from Lady and the Tramp? This one:

 

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Now, all you have to do is arrange something like that with Lee and Old Dog. But - here's the trick - you do it with bacon.

 

Works every time.

 

Thank you for the heads up, I will bring one pound per gentleman!!

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Thank you for the heads up, I will bring one pound per gentleman!!

 

That should do it :)

 

Another pro-tip: if you use bacon-grease as lube, you'll get the best DATY you've ever had.

 

Okay, maybe not the best, but definitely the most enthusiastic :)

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Ever since I saw this advertisement of Paedrus, it has been seared in my brain. I couldn't stop thinking of this. It would wake me up in the middle of the night in a sweat. So, I took the plunge and called up to find out if he was available. Booking was super easy, donations were very flexible and of course, with my nerves, they made me feel at ease.

 

So, Paedrus arrived on time to my place. I explained that my donation was in the fridge. I wasn't sure if he drank bud light or something else, but he was very appreciative that I had enough for the both of us to enjoy. He did say something about the Sens, I really didn't understand what he was talking about. Well, we got down to business.

 

First, he plopped down on the couch. I thought, wow, he is really adventurous. I was visualizing all the different positions we could try. I've never done it on anything but the bed, but hey, he did say he provided an authentic BF experience. When he stuck his hand down his pants, I thought, ok, here goes. Well, he was a gentleman and opened my beer for me. I thought that was so sweet. He was very appreciative of the snacks I had prepared for him. The bacon wrapped scallops were a hit, even if he didn't eat the scallops. He did mention Sens again, so again, I was not sure what he meant by that. So, we snuggled a bit, and then he went and got another beer. He asked me if I had any pizza too, so I ordered some. While we were waiting for the pizza, he asked if he could turn on the tv. I thought for a moment, he wanted to turn me on, but it turns out he said he performs much better with the tv on. He found a hockey game on, well, what a difference that made. It was like he became a super charged energizer bunny.

 

I won't go into details, but it was amazing. The best experience of my life. The poor pizza guy gut a treat when I went to get our pizza, I guess I was scantily clad at that point and his eyes popped out when he saw Paedrus too.

 

So, if you have been sitting on the fence about seeing Paedrus, don't be. You will be treated to the best experience of your life. His pics are 100 percent real. This is one experience you will never forget, and I mean never forget.

 

xoxo

Meaghan

 

Sorry, Meaghan! I missed you when you were here, alas... I had a prior engagement. I've recently had my hair done, and I've found that it's made me remarkably popular! I think the ladies like my new six-pack, too...

 

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Even if I didn't just arrive from having six double vodkas I would still appreciate this post Meaghan. Way to go phadreus. Ottawa! And good for the Pizzza guy. I like Meaghan's profile, plus I like Phadreus's posts.

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Thanks, Meaghan! It was awesome having you over. And I know it seemed a little awkward at the time, but the fact that I came just when the pizza arrived was.... coincidence. Definitely coincidence. But it was all good after another beer, right?

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Oh yes, the pizza and beer helped. Now I understand what you kept saying about the Sens. I thought it was some type of aftershave or something. Did you know they were playing that night?

 

What a boyfriend experience that was.

 

Again, thanks for the wonderful time.

 

xoxo

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Just one thing for next time, Meaghan... the social time at the beginning of the date was fantastic, and it was lovely of you to let me take a picture of you... but...

 

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Next time we need to make sure Lee's not in the background, okay?

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Just one thing for next time, Meaghan... the social time at the beginning of the date was fantastic, and it was lovely of you to let me take a picture of you... but...

 

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Next time we need to make sure Lee's not in the background, okay?

 

Phaedrus... at least we got him wearing pants in public... that's a start....

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