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Just one thing for next time, Meaghan... the social time at the beginning of the date was fantastic, and it was lovely of you to let me take a picture of you... but...

 

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Next time we need to make sure Lee's not in the background, okay?

 

Phaedrus....there is pretty girl sitting there !!! Why are you looking at my ass in the background ?? Stop that... Seriously

 

Warm weather is here so I will pick up some spandex pants (can't afford Lulu's). All fat bastards look good in spandex and it covers up that crack there nicely...............

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Phaedrus....there is pretty girl sitting there !!! Why are you looking at my ass in the background ?? Stop that... Seriously

 

Warm weather is here so I will pick up some spandex pants (can't afford Lulu's). All fat bastards look good in spandex and it covers up that crack there nicely...............

 

I am wearing the leopard print this time. Try and find the tiger.

 

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Not sure who the little green guy is.... photo bomber....

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Any you fellas know this guy ? I got a message the other day saying he wanted to join our lodge... He said he is a real ladies man and used to start a lot of fires or something...no wait he used to be a firefighter !!!

 

Trying to remember his name though....JimJohnson...no...WeeweeJohnson...no...Longdongjohnson....nope....

 

Ahhhh yes I remember NotchJohnson

 

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Any you fellas know this guy ? I got a message the other day saying he wanted to join our lodge... He said he is a real ladies man and used to start a lot of fires or something...no wait he used to be a firefighter !!!

 

Trying to remember his name though....JimJohnson...no...WeeweeJohnson...no...Longdongjohnson....nope....

 

Ahhhh yes I remember NotchJohnson

 

Anywhooo ..... he look familiar to you boys ?24067565-30a

Just a heads up, I have shaved the beard and don't smoke cigars anymore, but I still have the shirt, ladies love that shirt!

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Be still, my heart...

 

Did you notice how pristine the back was??? No more back hair at all. The said a Brazilian wax was not enough. The gave me all of South and Central American waxing for that job...

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Did it hurt OD? I was thinking of getting it done too, but I'm a bit scared of the pain!

 

Notch buddy.... It wasn't so bad.... mind you I am a relatively sparsely haired individual. I only cried like a little bitch for about three hours....

 

But you....

 

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Well Old Dog .... hunting season is upon us for grouse and Hungarian partridges and quails ....

 

You can now use your Xmas present !!

 

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Speaking of quails.....picturing you with a gun makes me think of the clip from the movie Wedding Crashers !!! Just sayin.... You and Phaedrus out hunting perhaps ??

 

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Just a heads up, I have shaved the beard and don't smoke cigars anymore, but I still have the shirt, ladies love that shirt!

 

The talent is becoming to much for me. Its hard for me to pick a nail polish color.

 

The duo I had with Old Dog and Lee Richards ( Recco on the way) was outstanding, now Notch? As a Nova Scotia gal I do like plaid, so....

 

Guys I am planning a visit in the fall and will be sure to give you proper notice as is expected.

 

xoxo

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Any you fellas know this guy ? I got a message the other day saying he wanted to join our lodge... He said he is a real ladies man and used to start a lot of fires or something...no wait he used to be a firefighter !!!

 

Trying to remember his name though....JimJohnson...no...WeeweeJohnson...no...Longdongjohnson....nope....

 

Ahhhh yes I remember NotchJohnson

 

Anywhooo ..... he look familiar to you boys ?24067565-30a

Lee must have taken this picture from my profile on facebook. I have to be honest here, yes I use this picture for my profile but it was taken back when I graduated college 25 years ago. I just hope I have not changed that much since then, except for the beard like I said.

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The talent is becoming to much for me. Its hard for me to pick a nail polish color.

 

The duo I had with Old Dog and Lee Richards ( Recco on the way) was outstanding, now Notch? As a Nova Scotia gal I do like plaid, so....

 

Guys I am planning a visit in the fall and will be sure to give you proper notice as is expected.

 

xoxo

 

Katherine, please let me know of your plans in advance. I'd like to join you there, if possible. That is, assuming the guys make it through the summer well enough to be able to handle visitors from both coasts at the same time. Hibernation season begins early, after all! Whatever happens, I'm sure that you and I can find a pub nearby where we can entertain ourselves and each other.

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Katherine, please let me know of your plans in advance. I'd like to join you there, if possible. That is, assuming the guys make it through the summer well enough to be able to handle visitors from both coasts at the same time. Hibernation season begins early, after all! Whatever happens, I'm sure that you and I can find a pub nearby where we can entertain ourselves and each other.

 

Samantha, you do know they have a pub right on the premises? Here's a pic for your information.

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Katherine, please let me know of your plans in advance. I'd like to join you there, if possible. That is, assuming the guys make it through the summer well enough to be able to handle visitors from both coasts at the same time. Hibernation season begins early, after all! Whatever happens, I'm sure that you and I can find a pub nearby where we can entertain ourselves and each other.

 

If you ladies are going to the pub I will be tagging along like a fat kid on a smartie !!!!!

 

FYI....I actually JUST came out of hibernation and things are a little tight right now as I haven't worked for........ well a long time. Long few winters and long hibernation.

 

Soooooooo...... was hoping we could go here & it is close by .... so I can bum free drinks off of you ladies .....

 

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Samantha, you do know they have a pub right on the premises?

 

Yup, I do know about that pub, Meaghan, thanks! A couple of years ago, they ran out of glasses by early September, the mosquitoes had died off and winter was about to arrive. The economical option was to board up the pub until spring. I'm not sure whether they remembered to wrap the pipes, but they're handy fellows. Sometimes. ;-)

 

Maybe you'd like to join Katherine and me this fall?

 

If you ladies are going to the pub I will be tagging along like a fat kid on a smartie !!!!!

 

FYI....I actually JUST came out of hibernation and things are a little tight right now as I haven't worked for........ well a long time. Long few winters and long hibernation.

 

Soooooooo...... was hoping we could go here & it is close by .... so I can bum free drinks off of you ladies .....

 

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Well, Lee, I was imagining something a little more up-scale, you know. I don't get out much, see? I like to treat myself when I'm out of town. I'm sure we'll work something out. I've got a busy summer planned, so I'm sure I'll be able to afford an extra beer, maybe two!

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If you ladies are going to the pub I will be tagging along like a fat kid on a smartie !!!!!

 

FYI....I actually JUST came out of hibernation and things are a little tight right now as I haven't worked for........ well a long time. Long few winters and long hibernation.

 

Soooooooo...... was hoping we could go here & it is close by .... so I can bum free drinks off of you ladies .....

 

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Lee once that Recco comes out I am sure things will free up financially. In the mean time work hard and deliver the best service you can. Try not to be going out to the bar bumming drinks, word gets around and you won't seem professional.

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Lee... we should be good for beer. I went in Phaedrus wallet the other day and found money. It was in an envelope marked "Liposuction Fund" - but we don't need a vacuum, we need beer. I called Binkies Beer Boys for a delivery; they say that they will take our empties too. I figure we have enough for at least 68 cases - that should get us through til Monday.

 

Notch and Andy have fired up the still, we have a few barrels of shine aging. Notch says we have to wait at least 48 hours before we can drink it - Andy says that as long as birds don't die when they fly over the barrels, we're good to go. I like Andy's thinking.

 

Phaedrus was mad when I told him about the money, but he'll be better soon. I told him he could sleep with our cousin/sister this week. That seemed to calm his nerves.

 

Ohhh... and Lee. You need to get your eyes checked again. That duo we did with Katherine??? Well... um ... that was MY ass you were aiming for. Lucky I have good reflexes - I know when you did the same thing with Andy, he cried for a week and walked funny for a month.

 

Hmmmmm... bicoastal duos.... that'd work....

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Yup, I do know about that pub, Meaghan, thanks! A couple of years ago, they ran out of glasses by early September, the mosquitoes had died off and winter was about to arrive. The economical option was to board up the pub until spring. I'm not sure whether they remembered to wrap the pipes, but they're handy fellows. Sometimes. ;-)

 

Maybe you'd like to join Katherine and me this fall?

 

Yes, I would love that. Maybe I could pick up Katherine on her way thru or she can pick me up.

 

My experience with Paedrus is still imbedded in my brain. I am thinking of a 3 way some with 2 others. But just cant seem to make up my mind on who I want to see. Actually, I am thinking of getting everyone to join me. But, I understand they don't actually do calls in the same room, and it seems a lot of running between rooms. I wonder if they do web cams.

 

Yes, let me know your schedule and the 3 of us girls can have a drink, get some food and talk about who we want to see first.

 

Till then!

 

xoxo

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Yes, I would love that. Maybe I could pick up Katherine on her way thru or she can pick me up.

 

My experience with Paedrus is still imbedded in my brain. I am thinking of a 3 way some with 2 others. But just cant seem to make up my mind on who I want to see. Actually, I am thinking of getting everyone to join me. But, I understand they don't actually do calls in the same room, and it seems a lot of running between rooms. I wonder if they do web cams.

 

Yes, let me know your schedule and the 3 of us girls can have a drink, get some food and talk about who we want to see first.

 

Till then!

 

xoxo

 

Yes Meg we do web cam. We only have one tho and Old Dog installed it in the bathroom.......?

 

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Yes, I would love that. Maybe I could pick up Katherine on her way thru or she can pick me up.

 

My experience with Paedrus is still imbedded in my brain. I am thinking of a 3 way some with 2 others. But just cant seem to make up my mind on who I want to see. Actually, I am thinking of getting everyone to join me. But, I understand they don't actually do calls in the same room, and it seems a lot of running between rooms. I wonder if they do web cams.

 

Yes, let me know your schedule and the 3 of us girls can have a drink, get some food and talk about who we want to see first.

 

Till then!

 

xoxo

 

Hmmm.... well, they've done at least one duo, right? So, I'm thinking.... surely we could arrange for a full-out orgy. That way, there's less haggling about who, what and with-whom.

 

Thoughts?

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Yes Meg we do web cam. We only have one tho and Old Dog installed it in the bathroom.......?

 

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I only installed the camera there for our potential shower shows... cuz potentially all of us COULD take a shower once in awhile.

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Hmmm.... well, they've done at least one duo, right? So, I'm thinking.... surely we could arrange for a full-out orgy. That way, there's less haggling about who, what and with-whom.

 

Thoughts?

 

Yup that's my thought too!

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Hmmm.... well, they've done at least one duo, right? So, I'm thinking.... surely we could arrange for a full-out orgy. That way, there's less haggling about who, what and with-whom.

 

Thoughts?

 

I think an orgy could be negotiated Miss Samantha. How many ladies you thinkin ??

 

This lady here keeps showing up at our door too looking for fun ....

 

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I think an orgy could be negotiated Miss Samantha. How many ladies you thinkin ??

 

This lady here keeps showing up at our door too looking for fun ....

 

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Lee... act casual and walk away. That was Andy's client. She may look harmless, but she is the one that made him cry... a LOT. He hid in the barn for three days after she left muttering, "... she said she'd take out her dentures, she said she'd take out her dentures...."

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Lee... act casual and walk away. That was Andy's client. She may look harmless, but she is the one that made him cry... a LOT. He hid in the barn for three days after she left muttering, "... she said she'd take out her dentures, she said she'd take out her dentures...."

 

Oh Okay ! That explains the funny looks on Andy's face ......

 

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