Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 20, 2013 Oh Okay ! That explains the funny looks on Andy's face ...... See the real problem was that she did take the dentures out... topside. She couldn't find a clean glass and decided to store them... ummmmm... downstairs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted May 26, 2013 Well, ladies. I'm not sure if I should tell you about this, but I feel I must give you fair warning. The plumbing at BBM Towers has been undergoing a re-fit of late. While Lee and OD have been working hard, progress has not been all we'd hoped (you've all seen guys attempting DIY, right?) and so we've had to make temporary arrangements. This was fine... until last night Lee decided that he was going to cook for us. We were expecting something simple (like beer) but no... Lee decided he was going to attempt... curry! And so he did. Of course, we here at BBM Towers don't go in for your run-of-the-mill namby-pamby curries. Oh, no. We have real mens' curries, which are so hot that we have a ready-made excuse to drink lots of beer at the same time. Yesterday, however, Lee surpassed himself. All was going well, until he suddenly gave us a funny look and said he was going to the bathroom. After a few minutes, OD and I thought we'd better check up on him; the rumbling noises were becoming disturbing. But just as we got outside, to our temporary accommodations, we saw... this: Fortunately Lee's piloting skills are rather better than his culinary ones, and so he managed a pretty good landing on the roof with his impromptu rocket-ship, and was none the worse apart from a few singed bits here and there. But we gave up on the curry, and we've decided we're going to have to add armor-plating to the new bathroom specifications. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted May 26, 2013 Well, ladies. I'm not sure if I should tell you about this, but I feel I must give you fair warning. The plumbing at BBM Towers has been undergoing a re-fit of late. While Lee and OD have been working hard, progress has not been all we'd hoped (you've all seen guys attempting DIY, right?) and so we've had to make temporary arrangements. This was fine... until last night Lee decided that he was going to cook for us. We were expecting something simple (like beer) but no... Lee decided he was going to attempt... curry! And so he did. Of course, we here at BBM Towers don't go in for your run-of-the-mill namby-pamby curries. Oh, no. We have real mens' curries, which are so hot that we have a ready-made excuse to drink lots of beer at the same time. Yesterday, however, Lee surpassed himself. All was going well, until he suddenly gave us a funny look and said he was going to the bathroom. After a few minutes, OD and I thought we'd better check up on him; the rumbling noises were becoming disturbing. But just as we got outside, to our temporary accommodations, we saw... this: Fortunately Lee's piloting skills are rather better than his culinary ones, and so he managed a pretty good landing on the roof with his impromptu rocket-ship, and was none the worse apart from a few singed bits here and there. But we gave up on the curry, and we've decided we're going to have to add armor-plating to the new bathroom specifications. Thanks for the heads up. Are you talking about the bathroom with wheels? Last time you had a problem with the plumbing you ended up in the Maritimes. At least this time you stayed there. Is Lee ok? Nothing important got singed? That is important to us ladies. Nothing worse then running our hands or mouths on his man parts and having to cough up burnt pubes. xoxo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted May 27, 2013 Thanks for the heads up. Are you talking about the bathroom with wheels? Last time you had a problem with the plumbing you ended up in the Maritimes. At least this time you stayed there. Is Lee ok? Nothing important got singed? That is important to us ladies. Nothing worse then running our hands or mouths on his man parts and having to cough up burnt pubes. xoxo Yes Meaghan I am fine and so are my twig and berries ;) No burnage down there......... Since the little incident NASA and the defense department both have retained my services to do some experimental research on a new air travel propulsion system Can't remember this volunteers name tho ......I call her # 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113932 Report post Posted May 27, 2013 Well, ladies. I'm not sure if I should tell you about this, but I feel I must give you fair warning. The plumbing at BBM Towers has been undergoing a re-fit of late. While Lee and OD have been working hard, progress has not been all we'd hoped (you've all seen guys attempting DIY, right?) and so we've had to make temporary arrangements. This was fine... until last night Lee decided that he was going to cook for us. We were expecting something simple (like beer) but no... Lee decided he was going to attempt... curry! And so he did. Of course, we here at BBM Towers don't go in for your run-of-the-mill namby-pamby curries. Oh, no. We have real mens' curries, which are so hot that we have a ready-made excuse to drink lots of beer at the same time. Yesterday, however, Lee surpassed himself. All was going well, until he suddenly gave us a funny look and said he was going to the bathroom. After a few minutes, OD and I thought we'd better check up on him; the rumbling noises were becoming disturbing. But just as we got outside, to our temporary accommodations, we saw... this: Fortunately Lee's piloting skills are rather better than his culinary ones, and so he managed a pretty good landing on the roof with his impromptu rocket-ship, and was none the worse apart from a few singed bits here and there. But we gave up on the curry, and we've decided we're going to have to add armor-plating to the new bathroom specifications. Of course we love you all and know the lodge is part of you gentlemen. You have each added your own personal energy and that is what keeps us coming back for more. However, one thing we ladies don't like to fall short on is the bathroom facilities. Its very important to all of us and I was wondering if perhaps as part of your renovations, maybe a powder room or two? Sending love to one and all. xoxo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted May 27, 2013 This looked like the famous traveling ship called "The Turdis"piloted by the Infamous Dr Lee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted May 27, 2013 Its very important to all of us and I was wondering if perhaps as part of your renovations, maybe a powder room or two? Katherine, your wish is our command! To be honest, given the explosive nature of Lee's culinary productions, we had already given serious thought to a powder room or two. We're currently thinking of going with a nautical theme (I trust you'll approve of this, since you're in the Maritimes?). Maybe something modeled on the powder room from HMS Warrior? One thing I'm a little confused about... while researching powder rooms, I've seen a lot of references to magazines. Could someone please explain this to me? I'm sure there are better places to do your reading than in a roomful of Lee's curry, or the consequences thereof... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113932 Report post Posted May 27, 2013 Katherine, your wish is our command! To be honest, given the explosive nature of Lee's culinary productions, we had already given serious thought to a powder room or two. We're currently thinking of going with a nautical theme (I trust you'll approve of this, since you're in the Maritimes?). Maybe something modeled on the powder room from HMS Warrior? One thing I'm a little confused about... while researching powder rooms, I've seen a lot of references to magazines. Could someone please explain this to me? I'm sure there are better places to do your reading than in a roomful of Lee's curry, or the consequences thereof... Plaedrus, you really are the brains of this operation aren't you. I hope these men appreciate you and your many talents. You are not just a pretty face, we all know Lee is a pretty face as well but I'm not sure how long you gentlemen can keep up with his " mistakes". Let me know if you need to send him to me. I don't have the time really but I am wiling to go and teach you guys a few things. You have all been good to me so one good turn deserves another. Try and get it together guys, this is your time to turn your reputations around and make some money. This will keep Lee away from bars bumming drinks as well. On my, good luck!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted May 27, 2013 (edited) I think this is the type of powder room Katherine is referring to: I think that magazines are not these: but these: Oh, one thing I would like to stress. Towels and sheets and toilet paper. Please do not think that paper towels and sleeping bags are sufficient. If you wish to attract the truly glamorous ladies, you must supply these. They hate having to bring these with them. xoxo Edited May 28, 2013 by Me*********od (retired) 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted May 28, 2013 Plaedrus, you really are the brains of this operation aren't you. Why yes yes Phaedrus is a brain.... Pheadrus Tuesday to Thursday Phaedrus Friday and Saturday Phaedrus Sunday and Monday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 10, 2013 Alas, Tuesday to Thursday tends to end up more like Sunday and Monday... Anyway, we at FB-BBM Towers have recently begun to attempt to appreciate art. No not just the "art" that mostly involves photos of nubile young ladies with little if any clothing... but things that are acknowledged as being the best that humanity has produced. Art that has stood the test of time. In other words, oil paintings of nubile young ladies with little if any clothing. It's been hard work, but I think some of the art we've been appreciating has begun to rub off on us. When someone needed another beer we used to just chuck it across the room any old how, but now we pass each other beers... artistically! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted June 10, 2013 So i was shopping for wine over the weekend, and i had to look twice. It came as a surprise, but guys, it seems that there is a wine out bearing your name? Did you start commercializing it, or it got fetched out of the lodge without you guys knowing about it???? I mean beer AND wine (or is that "wine") at the FB lodge as refreshments? Maybe i should get myself hired .... Oh, would this red i found go well with Lee's culinary explorations??? I haven't heard anything about it ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted July 24, 2013 We all know you can get up on your own Brother Fat Bastard Phaedrus !! Quit faking that you are too fat to get up so the chicks help you get up !! Well you are fat I suppose :icon_surprised: but the poor girls could throw their back out ... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted July 27, 2013 I know you are always looking a creative meals and you love bacon. Found this and wanted to share. xoxo 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 8, 2013 Well, it's been a while since I posted anything here, so I suppose I'd better update you all on what we've been up to over the summer! Well, it's been sunny. Which means sunbathing. Unfortunately Lee and Old Dog both made the elementary mistake of asking the other to put sunscreen on his back. Guys, you should know by now... you're both as bad as each other. I've heard of getting your revenge in first, but I've never seen it done simultaneously before. Ladies, don't they look sexy? Well, having got their tanning done, Lee and OD decided they were going swimming. OD's trip to the beach to go surfing was none too successful... Lee was wise enough to leave the surfboard behind and stick to the pool, which I thought was remarkably sensible. However, he managed to screw even that up, as only Lee can: And finally... despite what Lee would have you believe, I haven't spent the entire time sitting on the beach being manhandled by hot girls. It gets pretty hot there (and not in a good way) and so sometimes, I just need to grab a drink and cool off. Have a great summer, all! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113932 Report post Posted August 8, 2013 This really needs a long talk to each of you with me. Guys I have made you happy for some time and really when will you follow my lead. Lee Richards as the lead ringer we are going to have a meeting . Your sorry service has to be addressed . We really love you but as Megan stated you need to at least provide clean towels for us. Gentlemen I love you all, you are all fantastic and I don't want you to look me as your teacher. Soo, please PM me I am always anxious to see you hot and sexy gentlemen succeed. Your constant love and support, Katherine 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted August 8, 2013 Geez Phaedrus !!!! Where did you drag that old video from ?? I am much fatter now :D I also sell swimming pools and apparently that one is f**ked now !!! Good business sense !! Not just a hat rack here ya know ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted August 8, 2013 Well, it's been sunny. Which means sunbathing. Unfortunately Lee and Old Dog both made the elementary mistake of asking the other to put sunscreen on his back. Guys, you should know by now... you're both as bad as each other. I've heard of getting your revenge in first, but I've never seen it done simultaneously before. Ladies, don't they look sexy? Well, having got their tanning done, Lee and OD decided they were going swimming. OD's trip to the beach to go surfing was none too successful... QUOTE] Paedrus, we all know that you were the one that put on the sunscreen.....The chat rooms have been blowing up on this one. xoxo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 13, 2013 Lee, I've told you before. Please stop doing this with my beer. You can do it with your own, but not mine, okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted August 13, 2013 Lee, I've told you before. Please stop doing this with my beer. You can do it with your own, but not mine, okay? Honestly Dude !! You think I would do that to myself ?? You are the only "hang the beer off of the boobie" guy Phaedrus !!! Just wait till I get there from the vendor with a bigger bottle ......ON MY WAY ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 31, 2013 Lee, I'd rather have beer hanging off my boobies that your latest stunt. Really. Have you no shame? So, you might ask... why do we put up with him? Well, believe it or not, Lee does have his uses. He's been redecorating the place over the summer. He started off small... ...but rapidly progressed to more ambitious projects... Romantic, isn't it? I'm sure you ladies are going to just LOVE the unique ambiance we have at FB-BBM lodge these days (and no, I'm not talking about OD's aftershave for once). Mind you, I'm not sure what all Lee's contraptions do. I mean, what the hell is this? I'm not complaining because it appears to have beer in it, but I'd sleep better if I had any confidence that it wasn't about to explode. Well, I'm staying outside, just to be on the safe side. After Lee destroyed our last pool (see previous posts), I built another one - very classy, I'm sure you'll agree! We've also been trying to set ourselves up as a photo agency and get some of our visitors to pose for pics. We think this will make us more sophisticated. Here's a sample... ladies, are you tempted by our unique staging? We've got a car and everything! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 Found some new cookwear for you guys. Enjoy. http://www.perfectbacon.ca/?tag=im|sm|go|tm&a_aid=011 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113932 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 Lee, I'd rather have beer hanging off my boobies that your latest stunt. Really. Have you no shame? So, you might ask... why do we put up with him? Well, believe it or not, Lee does have his uses. He's been redecorating the place over the summer. He started off small... ...but rapidly progressed to more ambitious projects... Romantic, isn't it? I'm sure you ladies are going to just LOVE the unique ambiance we have at FB-BBM lodge these days (and no, I'm not talking about OD's aftershave for once). Mind you, I'm not sure what all Lee's contraptions do. I mean, what the hell is this? I'm not complaining because it appears to have beer in it, but I'd sleep better if I had any confidence that it wasn't about to explode. Well, I'm staying outside, just to be on the safe side. After Lee destroyed our last pool (see previous posts), I built another one - very classy, I'm sure you'll agree! We've also been trying to set ourselves up as a photo agency and get some of our visitors to pose for pics. We think this will make us more sophisticated. Here's a sample... ladies, are you tempted by our unique staging? We've got a car and everything! I have just purchased new living room furniture. Perhaps I can retain Lee to help me put it all together. Why I have not seem a lamp like that before. Understanding that Lee is in demand but I will treat him well and not quibble over his donation if you can spare him!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chanel Reign 28097 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 OMG this thread is SOOOOOO funny! Nice to see this instead of drama!! :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
