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I have just purchased new living room furniture. Perhaps I can retain Lee to help me put it all together. Why I have not seem a lamp like that before. Understanding that Lee is in demand but I will treat him well and not quibble over his donation if you can spare him!!

 

Yay a job !! I am soooo on you like white on rice Katherine !! oops ... I mean you and your furniture !! I am on it !! Wups ! I mean I shall assemble your furniture I think is what you meant ? ;)

 

ps... I think they can spare me... I just checked my calendar and I am free for the rest of 2013 and all of 2014 ......

 

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Well? Are you? Lee put a lot of effort into that costume, you know...

 

IMPOSTER !!!!! My leggings have no yellow in them.....I don't look so very dead sexy in yellow. Nope I don't...

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Lee, I'm sorry about the mix-up with the leggings... I didn't know about the yellow, but the fact that he's standing in a fountain should have given it away - your aversion to showers is well-known around these parts... as indeed, is the stench from your parts. Anyway, moving on....

 

We'd like to announce our extra-special, never-to-be-repeated, end-of-summer FB-BBM fishing exxxtravaganza! We paid a huge amount to our marketing consultants to come up with an irresistible a campaign (OK, we bought Katherine a bottle of cheap wine, 'cos that's all we could afford), and we now have this AMAZING PROMOTION!!! Starring.... ME!!!

 

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Doesn't that make you horny?

 

I SAID, DOESN'T THAT... Oh. Oh, okay. Never mind, then.

 

But Still... Lee and I have been working very hard for at leat twenty minutes now, and we have... a boat! And not just a boat, but a Luxurious Aquatic Orgasmobile!

 

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Come on, ladies, Don't all rush at once. If you're not wet from just looking at it, I guarantee you'll be dripping after a five minute ride. Guaranteed. Lee guarantees it too, and will even pull (you) out when he thinks you're wet enough.

 

Well? What are all you waiting for?

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Lee, I'm sorry about the mix-up with the leggings... I didn't know about the yellow, but the fact that he's standing in a fountain should have given it away - your aversion to showers is well-known around these parts... as indeed, is the stench from your parts. Anyway, moving on....

 

We'd like to announce our extra-special, never-to-be-repeated, end-of-summer FB-BBM fishing exxxtravaganza! We paid a huge amount to our marketing consultants to come up with an irresistible a campaign (OK, we bought Katherine a bottle of cheap wine, 'cos that's all we could afford), and we now have this AMAZING PROMOTION!!! Starring.... ME!!!

 

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Doesn't that make you horny?

 

I SAID, DOESN'T THAT... Oh. Oh, okay. Never mind, then.

 

But Still... Lee and I have been working very hard for at leat twenty minutes now, and we have... a boat! And not just a boat, but a Luxurious Aquatic Orgasmobile!

 

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Come on, ladies, Don't all rush at once. If you're not wet from just looking at it, I guarantee you'll be dripping after a five minute ride. Guaranteed. Lee guarantees it too, and will even pull (you) out when he thinks you're wet enough.

 

Well? What are all you waiting for?

 

Come on, ladies, Don't all rush at once. If you're not wet from just looking at it, I guarantee you'll be dripping after a five minute ride. Guaranteed. Lee guarantees it too, and will even pull (you) out when he thinks you're wet enough.

 

Woooo hoooooooooooo ..... guaranteed or your money back !!!! Just like the "Slap Chop" as seen on TV ..... we have that there "Wet Couch" as seen at FB BBM lodge and.....If you can last five minutes you are goin to the bottom of the pond

 

On a side note... if you are lookin for RG....

 

Roaming guy was spotted here...........

 

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Then here ....

 

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and here after his last fishing trip ... proud fella I bet

 

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Was that RG's infamous boat?

 

Yes yes it is ! Here is a link to his new video to build your VERY OWN boat like his !!! ....he has a higher more feminine voice than I had pictured ?? ..... oh well He probably won't talk to me now anyways ;) He once told me to go get a sense of humor...... pffffffft

 

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The Gang decided to have one last pool party for the summer and invited their favorite Barbies to the pool party!

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Was that RG's infamous boat?

 

No, RG's was more like this one. Didn't even need to back the trailer into the water to launch it.

 

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Well, it's that time of year. Summer's over, shorter evenings are upon us... and there's an excuse to drink beer! Well, never let it be said that the denizens of FB-BBM Towers need asking twice!

 

We actually started planning for this way back in the spring. I had a really good plan for getting lots of cheap beer this year...

 

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What could possibly go wrong? It was absolutely certain to work out better than Old Dog's attempts at being classy while entertaining the ladies...

 

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Well, my vegetable garden didn't bear fruit as I'd hoped. I'd assumed I'd be able to steal Lee's beer if needs be, but unfortunately he's developed a certain low cunning in his old age so it wasn't as easy as I'd hoped.

 

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Actually, he's not that cunning... I think I found where he keeps it!

 

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Well, anyway. We finally got ourselves slightly organized, and found a quality supplier for our needs - only the finest ingredients used, apparently, although I'm not inquiring to closely as to what those might be.

 

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And, most crucially of all, we got someone in to help! Someone who can bring beer even faster than Lee and Old Dog (and I) can drink it... at let me tell you, that's not easy.

 

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And so - after many shenanigans - to bed.

 

"Don't worry, I'm fine!" said Lee. "I can get there on my own!"

 

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Good try, Lee. Good try.

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The Fall has arrived and Lee Richards is practicing his chain saw skills for the annual Red Neck Festival. Notice The Iconic Beard he has designed carved for his Movemeber contribution!

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I have just purchased new living room furniture. Perhaps I can retain Lee to help me put it all together. Why I have not seem a lamp like that before. Understanding that Lee is in demand but I will treat him well and not quibble over his donation if you can spare him!!

 

Our Watch Cat !!!

 

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No No No !!!!!! Not you Katherine !!! ;)

 

 

It's Notch Johnson I think !!!

 

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It was I, that cat never liked me since I gave him the dog treats. I thought that because he was the watch cat he would be tougher if he could bark so I gave him dog treats.

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It was I, that cat never liked me since I gave him the dog treats. I thought that because he was the watch cat he would be tougher if he could bark so I gave him dog treats.

 

Aha !!! That explains the confused kitty !

 

He now goes B B Beow purr. Woof. Phttt phtttt

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Lee and the rest of the BBM gang are now ready to join Excaliber in the annual BBM Moose Hunt in Northern Ontario. The Moose are big up here!

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Ladies,

 

We have a new guy at FB-BBM!

 

Apparently.

 

Lee and I met him while we were golfing, and he told us that he was joining up. Neither of us felt inclined to argue.

 

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Both of you, you are so unruly and in need of a woman's advice, either of you contact me ASAP. You are never going to attract the " right clients " to The Lodge if you don't BONE up on your manners and etiquette. Lets face it, you are all darlings and I know you all personally but you just don't have what it takes ( at this time ) to make it work.

 

I am here to help, and I even have ladies you can practice, manners, decorum and charm on. Guys I really love you all so lets get together so by Christmas you will have lovely lady client's that will be proud to endorse and recommend you!

 

With love and respect,

Katherine

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Thanks for your advice, Katherine. I will certainly schedule an appointment with Miss Manners as soon as it can be arranged. And thanks also for letting me know that I'll need to BONE up... I'll do my best!

 

Do you think she'll write me a reco?

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Yes most definitely. Because I love you all so much please listen you me, follow my advice, really I have been in business for over 5 years. I have never professed myself as the most young, 21 year old spinner and it has been great for me.

 

Guys don't lie and post false pics , we want to know if someone new has joined ,

 

Sexy men I know you have what it takes and I really what to spend a weekend with you all . Perhaps the ultimate experience ever.

Please let me know as to how I can help. You are all so sexy we just need to work out small bugs like farting and burping . Yes I know this is possible ,

 

So gents please let me do what I can do to assist and I will leave you faithfully your Katherine AND with love,

xoxoxo

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Thanks for your advice, Katherine. I will certainly schedule an appointment with Miss Manners as soon as it can be arranged. And thanks also for letting me know that I'll need to BONE up... I'll do my best!

 

Do you think she'll write me a reco?

 

I asked Old Dog if he though she would give you a recco big guy.

 

This was his thoughts about what her reply likely would be when asked if she had a good time with you and if she would give you a recco .....

 

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Thanks for your advice, Katherine. I will certainly schedule an appointment with Miss Manners as soon as it can be arranged. And thanks also for letting me know that I'll need to BONE up... I'll do my best!

 

Do you think she'll write me a reco?

 

Baby I will write you are recco, I have spent time with all of you its just when the bunch gets together all hell breaks loose !!

 

Phaedrus, you seem the most uninfluenced by this lot and we have already had such fun and sensual times together,

 

I hold all my hopes on you, fast learner and eager to make your consort soo happy.

Let us see where this discourse goes and we will hope to too teach the lodge members sensuality.

 

I am willing to help. just let me know.

 

Sensual Kisses,Katherine

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Well, it's been a while since we last had a FB-BBM update, hasn't it. I know you've missed us. No, really, you have. YOU HAVE. STOP ARGUING. Thanks. Yes, you're fascinated by our doings over the last couple of months. Really. You are. Yes. Yessss.....

 

Anyway... we didn't have much news over the fall. We were hoping to get some new photos done - we know how important it is to have up-to-date photos - but once we started the photoshoot... well... we can take a hint. And we know divine disapproval when we see it.

 

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And I was all for taking more photos of Lee (I was safely inside the car :) ) but he wanted to get indoors, for some reason. Can't think why, myself.

 

Anyways.... as I'm sure you're aware, winter made an early appearance this year. Lee had a date in November, but unfortunately it was a no-show...

 

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I had a similar experience, but I wasn't foolish enough to sit around waiting - I just went back to the FB lodge and did a little fishing instead.

 

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In retrospect, I can't help but think that Lee's no-show may have something to do with the Movember picture he'd posted that morning:

 

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Of course, Lee should have listened to Old Dog, who is not just old, but knows a lot of tricks too. He's had no problem with no-shows, although a quick look at his recent photoshoot may give a clue as to the reason for this...

 

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I knew that beard would be irresistable.

 

Seriously, ladies, don't be fooled - that's not real. He had it delivered. Here's the proof:

 

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Finally: if you've had trouble reaching us, don't be alarmed - we've had the occasional communications glitch, but we've sent Lee to sort it out so we should be up and running again soon. I'm sure he'll sort it out soon. Wish him luck; if he isn't back in half an hour, I'm eating his share of the pizza.

 

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Well, that's all for now. Happy Christmas, and all the best for 2014!

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