mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted March 30, 2014 Please also submit a clients list of those who are interested in a visit from the the Western locale as we have a stable of ornery BBM Male escorts who are looking for lovely Eastern Ladies to service. They will work for food and ensure that they will be in fine physical form for their appointments. Lee Richards will be in touch when he arrives down there after his Marathon Swim . Mr. Excaliber, Thank you so much for your interest. In the interest of privacy, my client list cannot be posted publicly as I am certain that you will understand. I do however have incredible interest from our ladies on the East coast. I am developing this proposal not only as a personal enrichment opportunity but as well as a response to the weak economic situation here on the East coast. I have already received much local interest from our male escorts and in fact they were in for interviews last fall. That being said, please do not despair and should those from west of here wish to interview, then please let me know and submit your CV's. I believe that the best person should get the job. Thanks again. MN2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Mr. Excaliber, Thank you so much for your interest. In the interest of privacy, my client list cannot be posted publicly as I am certain that you will understand. I do however have incredible interest from our ladies on the East coast. I am developing this proposal not only as a personal enrichment opportunity but as well as a response to the weak economic situation here on the East coast. I have already received numerous local interest from our male escorts and in fact they were in for interviews last fall. That being said, please do not despair and should those from west of here wish to interview, then please let me know and submit your CV's. I believe that the best person should get the job. Thanks again. MN2 We are a Non Profit and only Hump for food and beer. Please revise your Business Plan before submitting to the Board. All potential candidates must pass inspection by Katherine,Angela and Meaghan Mcleod. Our standards are low and if they are rated to high they may not be found exceptable. Edited March 30, 2014 by N***he**Ont**y Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted March 30, 2014 There was talk of a Fat Bastards BBM Dance but for some reason the idea never took We still wonder why RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted March 30, 2014 We are a Non Profit and only Hump for food and beer. Please revise your Business Plan before submitting to the Board. All potential candidates must pass inspection by Katherine,Angela and Meaghan Mcleod. Our standards are low and if they are rated to high they may not be found exceptable. Mr. Excaliber. Please note that I have made that adjustment in the business plan. Thank you for your input. MN2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 1, 2014 To the CEO and Board of Directors of BBM. Slightly more than a year ago I determined that I might develop a proposal for creating a second BBM Lodge, based on its extraordinary success. I totally disappeared from the world and devoted my time to exploring options and putting together a portfolio for your consideration. It is entitled : BBM East At this time I wish to submit a preliminary inquiry as to its feasibility. In order to assure you of my commitment to this enterprise I am including at this point only two small sections of the overall document. Part One: Business Plan I have developed what I believe will be the secret to success, and as you will note, the first document is the basic plan and the second document shows the more detailed operating procedure. - Part Two: Marketing and Advertising All successful businesses and all successful franchises require a solid advertising plan and I determined that it would be best to seek out employees who have a proven track record. One of the most successful franchises in history is of course McDonalds, and I have believe that I have pulled off a coup by bringing their creative advertising agency on board. I shall include a few samples of their work. - - - - Phaedrus, Lee Richards, Old Dog and other BBM executives, I respectfully submit this preliminary inquiry for your perusal. Should this strike your interest I have additional work completed on other aspects such as but not restricted to, a location and property, travel arrangements to the new resort, security, dining and other criteria that would make this a unique and successful addition to your BBM Lodge. I await your response. Respectfully Submitted. MN2 Looks like a good sound proposal from the east "Brother Fatty McNice" Stamps went to a buck now .... not in our budget to send a letter ....so we are sending this ..... Brother Old Dog's ass proval ... ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted April 5, 2014 MN2, I'm afraid I'm utterly bamboozled by your business plan. But yeah, it looks good to me. Up to now, the only plan we've had was something Lee came up with after watching South Park: 1. Remove underpants 2. ??? 3. Profit! Although it's worked so far, I agree there may be room for improvement, so if you want to take it on, please go right ahead! However, I'm afraid I can't work on business plans this weekend. I'm having way too much fun. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted April 17, 2014 Apparently I'm not the only one having fun. Lee, could you stop doing this please? You're giving me nightmares. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 17, 2014 Apparently I'm not the only one having fun. Lee, could you stop doing this please? You're giving me nightmares. Just wait until our IT gurl Sissy makes this into a GIF so you can really see the 3D actions there big guy.... mezmorized or traumatized you will be...one or the udder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted April 17, 2014 Just wait until our IT gurl Sissy makes this into a GIF so you can really see the 3D actions there big guy.... mezmorized or traumatized you will be...one or the udder Bring it. :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted June 16, 2014 You guys have a dating site apparently http://www.fatbastarddating.co.uk/ 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 16, 2014 You guys have a dating site apparently http://www.fatbastarddating.co.uk/ Well this Fat Bastard BBM has found all the lovin' he needs right here on Canada's CERB...and thank you ladies for making me (and other FB BBM's) feel loved and wanted LOL RG :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted June 16, 2014 You guys have a dating site apparently http://www.fatbastarddating.co.uk/ No we haven't expanded to the UK yet Frenchie. Shilling bastards ! Hope they don't steel all our cool ideas and advertising slogans ..... I have tho been thinking about expanding the lodge's ads to Twitterland for instance a handle like.... LeeR @ ShagafatbastardTwit With a profile header slogan like..... "Once you go Fat.... Maybe you'll never go back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted June 16, 2014 I think we should set up a branch in Montreal Lee. RG can look for a boat or something to float on the St Lawrence River. BBM male escorts should be in high demand in Frenchy Town! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 16, 2014 I think we should set up a branch in Montreal Lee. RG can look for a boat or something to float on the St Lawrence River. BBM male escorts should be in high demand in Frenchy Town! We could call it...... RG :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 17, 2014 Boat? I don't need a boat. We have a pool here at FB Lodge, you know! Only problem is that for some reason all the water keeps getting out. I can't imagine why... I've checked for leaks dozens of times.... In other news, I have a new tattoo. Classy, eh? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113932 Report post Posted June 17, 2014 You know I think it well may be a great idea for you fellows to open another lodge and may I suggest a Maritime location. Perhaps PEI? Guys I have had the extreme pleasure of meeting most of you. Now while you are all hunks , gorgeous and great in bed, well some how guys you lack business skills. I suggest PEI as MN2 resides there and I am sure he can assist you with helping you achieve your goals. You know he is a teacher and there were very few he could not reach. He has already presented you with some suggestions you did not seem to pick up on. We Maritime women are helpful as well. I'm sure Sophia, Megan, Midnight and myself would be happy to lend a hand in getting you going. Perhaps a little help with your décor, clothing and just general presentation? Be open minded and give this some thought, we are but a PM away . 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted June 17, 2014 You know I think it well may be a great idea for you fellows to open another lodge and may I suggest a Maritime location. Perhaps PEI? Guys I have had the extreme pleasure of meeting most of you. Now while you are all hunks , gorgeous and great in bed, well some how guys you lack business skills. I suggest PEI as MN2 resides there and I am sure he can assist you with helping you achieve your goals. You know he is a teacher and there were very few he could not reach. He has already presented you with some suggestions you did not seem to pick up on. We Maritime women are helpful as well. I'm sure Sophia, Megan, Midnight and myself would be happy to lend a hand in getting you going. Perhaps a little help with your décor, clothing and just general presentation? Be open minded and give this some thought, we are but a PM away . Good plan. It just happens that Andy. Who is still on a walkabout on the east coast somewhere. Although I think he was spotted on a summertime iceberg drinking Corona's ?? Anyhoooo... Apparently Andy's step sister's cousin twice removed, best friend's mother Margarittaville married Old Dog in Vegas this one time following band camp's happy hour. Nobody remembers what happened ? Oh Nevermind that doesn't matter. Apparently Margarittaville owns .666 of an acre right beside MN2 in PEI. Currently under construction. Phaedrus has the big ? equipment and apparently shilled a pic of him on top of it ? ..... By the looks of it completion by 2024 Stay tuned. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 17, 2014 OK, this sounds like a good plan. The architect has just got back to me with his design for the kitchen. Is this OK with you guys? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 17, 2014 To coincide with the launch of our first satellite operation, we are launching our new cologne. Fat Bastards BBM "Charming as Fuck" for Men, and for a limited time, "Charming as Fuck for Men premium (infused with holy water and Joy Smith's salty tears)" Of course both come with the unmistakable scent of true manliness in the FB BBM tradition... Bacon. Don't accept imitations like Chanel's "Sent comme un homme charmant de graisse" or Armani's "Holy Cannelloni dat fat guy smells like a pig" or even Calvin Klein's "Almost as Charming as Fuck but for Vegans".... coming soon... and so will you. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 17, 2014 To coincide with the launch of our first satellite operation, we are launching our new cologne. Fat Bastards BBM "Charming as Fuck" for Men, and for a limited time, "Charming as Fuck for Men premium (infused with holy water and Joy Smith's salty tears)" Of course both come with the unmistakable scent of true manliness in the FB BBM tradition... Bacon. Don't accept imitations like Chanel's "Sent comme un homme charmant de graisse" or Armani's "Holy Cannelloni dat fat guy smells like a pig" or even Calvin Klein's "Almost as Charming as Fuck but for Vegans".... coming soon... and so will you. Here is a sample bottle of the new cologne :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted June 27, 2014 RG was on his Bass Fishing trip recently but unfortunately there was an incident! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 12, 2014 It's been a while since we let you all know what's been going on at the FB Lodge, so I thought I'd send everyone an update. Our summer started with high hopes of us finally getting some exercise. We thought basketball would be good, and so far it's been working well. Except for that one time when Old Dog... actually, no, you don't want to know about that. Lee Got a really good opportunity to go to someplace in Eastern Europe. He sent us some pictures. Looks like he's having fun! I've been here all summer, unfortunately, but I did manage to get out now and again But it hasn't all been fun and games. Yes, all you people telling us we needed new furniture... we heard you, and we've been hard at work. Here's a chair we built... and it must be a good one, 'cos it's already attracting the ladies! Finally, in case you missed it, there was the FB BBM summer party. I think we had a good time. It looks like we did. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted August 13, 2014 Since RG has retired he has become BBM Lodges unofficial Gardner and Landscaper Artist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted August 13, 2014 Thinking of doing a FB BBM fishing tournament They tried it down south At the beginning of the video, well the guy who is underwater, well he wasn't just catching a catfish...he was, umm servicing his fishing partner's rod BTW any of that sort of thing in the FB BBM fishing tournament disqualifies you No rods of any sort allowed for anything RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
