Incognito 331 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Note to Mod: I?m not sure if this belongs in the recommendation section (as a recommendation of Dummpy), the provider section (in the event that he and I offer this service more widely LoL!!!), or just a general thread. Note to Cerbites: Yup ? this is long. Also a bit graphic. Can?t help it on either point.. Skip it if you wish Today after a bit of planning and soul searching (could I/we really do this?) Dummpy and I made my fantasy come true. Our mission: to be a duo (yes, the two of us) with a woman, to ravish her together in every possible way we could think of up to and including DP?ing her. BTW ? before anyone raises eyebrows? we are talking consensual and respectful stuff here. We first mulled this over a few months back and finally today took the plunge. Our lady (yes she is a beautiful, sensual, classy but adventuresome lady) was carefully selected by connoisseur Dummpy to be our Damsel of Desire; hereinafter known only as DoD). (BTW? please do not send a blizzard of PM?s to Dummpy or I looking for contact info. She is not in the ?industry? nor is she looking to be. She does not advertise on EC or anywhere else. DoD is, and must remain, our little secret. Sorry ?bout that! Dummpy and I had previously enjoyed the secret delights of DoD individually in the past and our mutual good chemistry and her willing spirit made her a wonderful choice.) Dummpy then arranged the outcall location rental, bought the bottled water (to replenish lost body fluids of course) and a large box of condos. (more on that later). Scheduling 3 people is an order of magnitude more complicated than 2 and patience is required. Even with all of the planning there was a minor last minute hitch but all was quickly resolved and the three of us walked thru the door hand in hand to our great little adventure. Clothing quickly became history and DoD came face to face with the reality of being worked over by 2 guys seriously intent on providing her with max pleasure? and she LOVED it. DFK, BBBJ (Dummpy) + DATY, DATO (me) gave way to FS-vag-doggie (Dummpy) + BBBJ (me) gave way to ? whatever else. I started to count her orgasms but finally gave up. Eventually we got around to FS-vag-cowgirl (me bottom) transitioning slightly to more of a doggie with Dummpy scoring the the first DP from behind. Pausing only to grab some water, a condo change for Dummpy (moving from ass to pussy), and a bit of air for DoD, I stayed on the bottom while she reverse cowgirled her ass on me and Dummpy again completed the DP from above. Somewhere along the line we tried a double vag DP a couple of times, but even DoD?s soaking wet gaping front door could not take two throbbing manhoods. (note to the squeamish ? yes our cocks touched briefly during this procedure but at no other time. And for the record, if you must really know, we are not bi or gay) And so this goes on and on. Eventually we figure it is time to cum before we accidentally kill her or collapse of old age (quite possible). So, in a stunning manoeuvre worthy of the Olympic synchro athletes, we managed a near-simultaneous cum? Dummpy inside her (somewhere) while she lay with her head tilted back off the end of the bed, and me fucking her mouth to a incredible CIM. At which point we all collapsed ? only to be stunned when Dummpy with a steely glint of resolve in his eye, grabbed yet one more fresh condo and went on to sing the second verse. What a guy! Although Dummpy had to bail a tad early to make it to a biz thing, DoD and I were left to mop up (dead condos everywhere!), share some nice conversation, grab a luxurious shower and leave. Conclusions, Comments, and Post-Game Analysis 1) Just in case you missed the point: DoD is a simply incredible woman. 2) If you think we somehow took advantage of her, not true. She enjoyed this as much or more than we did. Her DP orgasms were something to behold. And oh, BTW, a double donation didn?t hurt her purse too much either. 3) Dummpy and I won?t comment on each other?s bodies. Plus you don?t want to go there. (ha!) Please don?t ask. On the other hand, DoD?s body is magnificent in every way. Beautiful too. 4) I had a bit of concern that the guy/guy element which is an unavoidable element of this activity would be off-putting. Read this to mean soft-inducing. Good news ? wasn?t an issue. 5) Having said that? Dummpy was the first guy I ever had sex with (well sort of). Dummpy Darling ? you were fantastic! ROTFLMFAO!!!! 6) If you are going to try one of these: a. Pick partners carefully. Good chemistry is a must. Open communication in advance about the planned activities strongly recommended. Surprises in real time probably not a great idea b. It will take a while to plan and execute the logistics. Give yourself time to do it right; be patient. c. Having gone to all the expense and trouble of setting it up, leave at least a couple of hours available to enjoy the gig d. Lots of condos are important. With various transitions, they need to be changed. And with two guys?. Do the math. e. Think safe. This is a very juicy number. Seriously. A lot of body fluids from 3 people are in play. Other than DFK, DATY, DATO and BBBJ/CIM, everything else was covered. 7) If any SP?s think they are interested in this and have the patience to endure the 4-6 weeks of lead time to schedule, we might consider. Of course you have to send a picture first (joking!) And lastly? For sharing my dream, for picking the absolute perfect lady, for making numerous arrangements, for sharing the costs, for not touching my ass (at all), for not touching my cock (mostly), for performing like a stud, and most fundamentally, for sharing the moxxie to just make this happen in the first place - I hereby declare Dummpy to be permanently elevated to CERB God status, inducted as the inaugural member of the CERB Hall of Fame, and conferred with the title Pornographer for Life. And to DoD? We love you and love you and love you. You are just amazing in every way. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Simply perfect... the 2 on 1, now you see some people will say aaahh thats disgusting, not myself, because it was very well thought out by all parties involved. Could be close to kinky, but just simple dam great sex, way to go!The other thread regarding foursomes or moresomes, was something I was looking to get on board, but 2 gents with 4 ladies. Good for you 2 and I'm sure DoD is worn out, but it was great for her as well I'm sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Thank you so much for the praise IC!! When I first was approached with this idea I had the vision of exactly what happened today in my head, I have done this before many times and it is a blast (ya your buckaroos may contact oh well) I was very secure knowing IC's intentions were to get the DoD to climax as were mine. I think this works with best with guys used to team sports and naked guys on the team in sweaty showers together and packed on wooden benches in the team change room. And to my knowledge no gay gang bangs ever broke out after practice :D I did enjoy finding the girl, brokering the deal, making the arrangments for the room, and finding the party favours, etc... However it was all worth it when I layed eyes on the incredible pussy and beautful women (complete with a sexy little tramp stamp) riding my friend cowgirl and sticking her eager ass out to get slamed !! And it was yes it was tight :D And when we all came, me in her ass IC in her mouth and her all over my dick man that was great. And I could not help myself what a perfect pussy she has, I had to go back for seconds. Anytime you are up for it again IC I am in! It was exactly as I immagined the first time you mentioned it to me and one of the best I have had. It is easy to see what a class act IC is and why the women who meet him have nothing but good things to say about him!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 5, 2008 that is the hottest fucking thing i've read on here to date...you guys rock!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loneskater 25635 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Sounds like you had a great time. Nice that you decided to share it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Fucking **A** man! That was great! Funny, sexy, mezmerizing, dirty, raunchy. I think I have to go back and read it all again! So glad you shared. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jack0055 71 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 applause given here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135640 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Well we wanted this board to bring the community together but I never thought you would take that so literally. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suburb1 153 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 yep--god status to Dummpy-affirmed ..Fantastic report IC and Dummpy thanks for sharing the incredible adventure with us mortals :) awesome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 more applause given especially since it was mostly to give the woman pure pleasure.... kisses, Emma A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P. Sherman 213 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Wow, Incognito and Dummpy. I am strangely turned on. Not by you two guys, although I'm sure you're both *incredibly* sexy, but I suddenly have a flood of memories of being a teenage boy who just read something from Penthouse Forum!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kih 458 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 This is a surprise. Way to go Dummpy and Incognito for taking steps in fullfilling one of your fantasies and DoD's as well and sharing it with us. Kudos! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pussy_liquor 102 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Way to go guys, and of course to DoD. Very well written post with just the right amount of details. Any other stories you would like to tell? I bow to both of you!:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy kenny 50799 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Nicely penned incognito, worthy of a literary award for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esoterica 624 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Wow. for the first time in my life I have actually enjoyed a 3some, albeit vicariously <grin> Or was it a 4-some. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dash (No longer a member) 102 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 I agree with the above folks in saying very well written. Life is too short and people really need to live out their dreams now. It's something I am sure none of you will forget so I'm glad it was so memorable! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 I have done many things like this before, however this one does go down in history as one of the best and certainly the best mmf I have done, IC you are a great lover! I agree with the above folks in saying very well written. Life is too short and people really need to live out their dreams now. It's something I am sure none of you will forget so I'm glad it was so memorable! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerclaw 248 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Wow...did the universe just unfold...thanks for sharing guys...and good observation Emmaalexandra, it's wonderful when it's fun for all involved... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 I have done many things like this before, however this one does go down in history as one of the best and certainly the best mmf I have done, IC you are a great lover! Dummpy. Since I saw how big your smile was yesterday post MMF, would you recommend taking it one step further with an air-tight scenario or even some starfish action. Just HOW much pleasure are you capable of giving. I need to know these things before fully converting to the "Church of the Horny Dwarf" otherwise known as the "Hummpy Dummpies":D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hot_lyxxx Report post Posted September 5, 2008 A doff of the ol' cap you gents! Well done. <thunderous applause> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Indie Male Duo - dummpy and incognito - web site, pix, video, including live webcam shows and chat coming soon. :) Seriously, congrats to all involved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted September 5, 2008 Well I cannot speak for my partner IC as I believe he is rather low key in the sport, however UT I am keen and I think I have found a willing duo of ladies that are absolutely take your breath away stunning and very, did I say very, maybe, extremely open minded!! lets rally the troops WE RIDE !! Dummpy. Since I saw how big your smile was yesterday post MMF, would you recommend taking it one step further with an air-tight scenario or even some starfish action. Just HOW much pleasure are you capable of giving. I need to know these things before fully converting to the "Church of the Horny Dwarf" otherwise known as the "Hummpy Dummpies":D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Incognito 331 Report post Posted September 6, 2008 Everyone who responded.... Thanks for the feedback. It was fun to write it up, but of course not as much fun as being in the action. A couple of you (including some of the ladies both in this thread as well as Emma's related thread) commented on us making sure there was a huge focus on pleasing our partner. That's an interesting point... first let me say, we would be laughed out of here if we pretended we only did it for the lady but yes, we were very focused on the lady as much as on ourselves. One of the reasons this worked so well (and one of the reasons Dummpy says that event this rates near the very top of 4,894,356 sexual interactions he has had) was incredible chemistry. Each of us knew DoD intimately and likewise, she knew each of us through previous interactions. It is very fair to say that we genuinely like her and deeply care for her. In turn she is 100% trusting of us. She basically was in a position to say "here I am, here is my body, take it and do with it as you please, because I trust you and I know you will make it good for me too". That combination of emotional trust and sexual openness just makes for an indescribable experience that would be hard to duplicate. And, as a result, it would be a very tough call who left more satisfied, her or us. Which as Pete said, makes it "Simply Perfect". Will Dummpy and I re-create this magic? Probably. In fact, we are already carefully sifting through the possibilities and alternatives. But don't expect to see it happen tomorrow. This isn't a "let's have a gang bang and let's see who shows up and let's see what happens" gig. Not even close. Once again it will take time and effort to plan and get it right. And Seymour... yeah… it would be funny as hell to set up the site you're talking about but, as Dummpy said, circumstances dictate that I kinda got to keep my head down and be doin' this on the hush. Dummpy is the front man in our partnership; I’m only the shadow behind the curtain! And Mod – now you know why I didn’t have time to get back to you on that other question yet about short-term availability (but I will) And lastly – without this Board and without this incredible community I could never, ever have found my perfect and talented partner in crime (Lord Dummpy) and figured this out. CERB (and especially CERB Ottawa) is an incredible ecosystem. I also have to say to all of the beautiful ladies I have met here… "You are simply amazing. You share so much of yourselves with us with such warmth, grace, openness, and passion. I am often left speechless after being in your presence. Much love to you all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p22*** 236 Report post Posted September 6, 2008 Damn can I hire you to write my school reports...Maybe leave out some of the tag team action...Oh maybe leave it in and I'll get an A for effort...Yummy!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Incognito 331 Report post Posted September 6, 2008 Damn can I hire you to write my school reports...Maybe leave out some of the tag team action...Oh maybe leave it in and I'll get an A for effort...Yummy!!!! PrettyPaige I'd be more than happy to write a pretty page (or two) just for you Darling!! Very Yummy Pleasure Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
