Pacino 100 Report post Posted September 10, 2008 I thought I would write about my first time with an escort- was not what i expected after reading a lot of the reviews on the board. Im not bashing anyone directly... just voicing my experience. On business in MTL I decided to call an agency that I had researched. I chose a girl that was reviewed pretty well. She shows up to my hotel room 3am in the morning.. smells like booze lets just say she was alittle wacked up. Rushes the whole thing... goes str8 for the minibar... changes into the bathrobe... comes out. (Here is the most disgusting part about the whole thing... and this is what I want to know about others experiences)... takes off the bathrobe... she is in her bra and panties. Takes off her panties... he lips between her legs looked torn and hanging about 4 inches from her body :( :( MASSIVE turn off. I have never seen that before in porno videos. Pornstars are in better shape down there. I try to not look... gives me a bbbj... then put on the corsage... i try to hit it doggy... No feeling in there at all!!! Instead of my balls slapping her XXXX ... her XXXX was slapping me. TERRIBLE. Turned her over did her missionary for 10 min... and I got sick of the feeling.. came in the corsage and she took a shower and left. Terrible. Can someone please comment on this. I would hate to try again and get in the same mess. Not a turn on at all. Ciao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kih 458 Report post Posted September 10, 2008 Pacino, Welcome to Cerb, Unfortunately your first post is in regards to a bad expereice, Nonetheless your thoughts are welcomed. I can't say that I have such an experience! I think my worst experience in Ottawa was a recent bait and switch. However, the lady that appeared was acceptable and the full service that she provided was pretty good. Nevertheless, at the end of the day, that agency was deceptive and the pic they posted at CL was not the girl. Dealing with that type of an agency is a crap shoot and one really does not know who will arrive. Why support this fraudulent consortium. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 10, 2008 Dude that was a terrible thing to happen on your first experience....and I heartily sympathize. I've had bad experiences too, not with my first but in between. don't let it taint your thoughts about the future. Last night I had a bad time too....relatively speaking...although the lady was hot she was not willing to give her hottness to me in the degree that most of us think is acceptable of a GFE experience...but last Friday I had the best sex of my life with a hot duo!!! As my friend Cowboy Kenny would say...."get back in the saddle friend!!" Happy Hobbying!:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p22*** 236 Report post Posted September 10, 2008 That sounds horrible. That sounds like a girl that doesn't want to work and has been over worked. Porn stars make a movie that usually takes about 1-3 weeks of filming. Some might have 1-3 partners others might see one partner in the movie. To have that kind of damage I hate to think about how many men she has seen. My heart goes out to that poor girl. The fact that she was also right out of it, should tell you that she doesnt want to work and needs the liquor to help her do it... I am curious why you didnt turn her away because she was drunk... I would also contact the agency, they need to know about that... Bad experience all around, Im a sorry for both of you... Dude that was a terrible thing to happen on your first experience....and I heartily sympathize. I've had bad experiences too, not with my first but in between. don't let it taint your thoughts about the future.Last night I had a bad time too....relatively speaking...although the lady was hot she was not willing to give her hottness to me in the degree that most of us think is acceptable of a GFE experience...but last Friday I had the best sex of my life with a hot duo!!! As my friend Cowboy Kenny would say...."get back in the saddle friend!!" Happy Hobbying!:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M*****M 100 Report post Posted September 10, 2008 dude thats a terrible meeting especially for the first time... i think my worst was my first time i went to the persons house and when she took me to where we would be for the durration of the meeting there were condoms on the floor... didnt' like that... and she didn't look AS good as her pics but thats it... other then that she was fine... sorry to hear u had a bad first time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dash (No longer a member) 102 Report post Posted September 11, 2008 Wow... That is brutal. I would also like to echo the sentiments that if you get an immediate feeling that the person your with is not going to work out well (drunk or just plain gross) tell her so, refuse to see her. Turn her away. I know it seems cold but your also doing her a favor too I think. There are some fantastic men and women in the business. I can't say I've had all great experiences out there. But trust me, they ARE there. Hopefully the pointers on this board will help guide you in the right direction. Believe it or not, some people really like their job and are damn good at it. I hope for your second time, you get one of those... ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
otherone 100 Report post Posted September 11, 2008 should tell you that she doesnt want to work and needs the liquor to help her do it... that is really too bad. Here in Ottawa I have not had a bad experince yet (knock on wood), except about this one time about 7 years ago, in Kingston, the time with no internet and just calling numbers from the daily news paper. yes.. so what is the deal with, someone show up at your door and you dont like what you see. what do you do? I probably would just give her the money or half of it and tell her thanks for showing up. Not that I'm planning on that happening to me :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 11, 2008 that's why you do your research...read the recommendations by the veterans and get a bona fide GFE escort.....as the guy from ING says "WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY??" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T**-D*** 100 Report post Posted September 11, 2008 that's why you do your research...read the recommendations by the veterans and get a bona fide GFE escort.....as the guy from ING says "WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY??" I think the ING DIRECT gent says "S-A-V-E Y-O-U-R M-O-N-E-Y", but it's exactly the same thing. My first experience was also my worst. While I was doing the K9 (doggy) thing the stench that was rising into my nostrils was just nauseating. It was probably nothing to do with poor hygiene, just a chemical imbalance that some women suffer from more than others. Her name was XXXXX, a lady originally from Nova Scotia. As I was leaving the Gatineau motel I discovered that her duo friend (a very heavy but friendly Micmac lady) had been waiting in the washroom of the throughout the session! That was back in January 2003. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pacino 100 Report post Posted September 11, 2008 Im glad that to hear others opinions. I didnt bother calling back the agency since it was my last night in MTL and the fact that it was 4 am in the morning by the time she left and I showered up for the second time... haha. I will definitely give another girl a whirl... a local this time. I have been doing a lot of reading and researching on this site. Plenty of Ottawa beauties to choose from. Thanks for the feedback!!! If there is a beauty in Ottawa that would like to better my first experience... I am open for some playtime again :) ciao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BootyLoving 2441 Report post Posted September 11, 2008 That sounds horrible. That sounds like a girl that doesn't want to work and has been over worked. Porn stars make a movie that usually takes about 1-3 weeks of filming. Some might have 1-3 partners others might see one partner in the movie.To have that kind of damage I hate to think about how many men she has seen. My heart goes out to that poor girl. The fact that she was also right out of it, should tell you that she doesnt want to work and needs the liquor to help her do it... I am curious why you didnt turn her away because she was drunk... I would also contact the agency, they need to know about that... Bad experience all around, Im a sorry for both of you... I was thinking the same. Poor girl. And no, this is not and should not be a common experience. First time I heard of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123367 Report post Posted September 11, 2008 I've seen a lot of first timers and you should have been made to feel comfortable. I wouldn't see anyone reeking of booze either....ick...anyway it is a sad story for your both. I think she needs a well deserved vacation and you need to see someone new. just read recommendations the long time users have written....if your in ottawa you have alot to choose from...Cat,Prettpaige and some others....good luck! kisses, Emma A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoyfulC 132299 Report post Posted September 15, 2008 I dunno. I'm always sorry to hear of anyone having a bad experience, let alone a bad first experience... ...but ... does the language here strike anyone else as being a bit more jaded than the average first timer? Does this guy write gumshoe novels or what? I have talked to tens of thousands of people over the years, and thus I tend to be attuned to various language stuff. The language in the review of this "first experience" -- while I'm not saying he's lying -- somehow strikes an off chord with me. (But I'm totally willing to admit that I might must be being super sensitive -- after all, being super sensitive is part of my job description.) ..c.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dash (No longer a member) 102 Report post Posted September 15, 2008 Hm ok i have to ask. Joyful, what is your job description? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted September 15, 2008 Hey Dash, On the CERB Board,when you click on any member's ID link, you will see a pop-up menu that has as the first choice "View Public Profile". Click on that to reach the profile. On the profile, click on the "About Me" tab. Information there includes occupation, if they've filled in that info. For JoyfulC, it's Call Girl. In her case, she's also added "View Homepage" to her popup menu: http://www.joyful-spirit.net/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted September 15, 2008 Joyfulc: I don't know Pacino at all, but I have read his post a few times, trying to find what you're talking about. I see what you're saying, but I think the guy just has lots of experience reading and writing, perhaps on sites like this or across the 'net. Perhaps he has lots of experiences under his belt with women other than SP's? I also think there's a certain amount of self-induced peer pressure to fit in around here, of which I myself am a victim. That pressure makes us want to write and sound like everyone else, know what I mean? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoyfulC 132299 Report post Posted September 15, 2008 Joyfulc: I don't know Pacino at all, but I have read his post a few times, trying to find what you're talking about. I see what you're saying, but I think the guy just has lots of experience reading and writing, perhaps on sites like this or across the 'net. Perhaps he has lots of experiences under his belt with women other than SP's? I also think there's a certain amount of self-induced peer pressure to fit in around here, of which I myself am a victim. That pressure makes us want to write and sound like everyone else, know what I mean? Yeah, I'm not saying for sure that's not it. Could be. But it does happen with us that we get these guys claiming to be "first timers" who use lingo that would make Raymond Chandler blush -- you know? It's just a red flag for me. But in truth, I don't really know. I'm inclined to be skeptical on this one, but since I don't really know anyone involved, I can't say definitively one way or the other, of course. ..c.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sexnonstop724 1727 Report post Posted September 16, 2008 How would one handle these bait and switch or D&D SPs who showed up at your door? Might be the agency's fault. The SP just doing her job. Don't have the heart to turn them away.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kih 458 Report post Posted September 16, 2008 How would one handle these bait and switch or D&D SPs who showed up at your door? Might be the agency's fault. The SP just doing her job. Don't have the heart to turn them away.... To me, if it is the agency behind the bait and switch, then its time for the lady to go INDY or switch to a reputable agency. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pacino 100 Report post Posted September 17, 2008 JoyfulC: I would like to clarify... yes this was a first time with an SP. Was it a bad experience. It was. I do have experience with other women other than SP's - was my expectation the same... probably not. I didnt expect an angel to walk in the door... just better hospitality and company. As for my lingo - Yes... I have been reviewing and reading through this board for the last few weeks... and its easy to fall into the same lingo others on the board use. No red flags, no sugar on icing on the story... just the truth about my experience. I would definitely like to try other SP's and I was looking for other opinion before I do so again. I hope this clears things up. Cheers to all for your advise and comments. I will definitely try again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
