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Since entering this industry, there are common words that I'll never think of the same way again.

 

Traffic - Most people are referring to cars and trucks. To me, this now means the number of gentlemen coming and leaving my incall.

 

Extras - To me this means sexual acts at a strip club or massage parlour. In cabs in Ottawa, there is a place on the fare detector for $extras. I love the term "sextras". Very fitting!

 

What words have changed meaning for you?

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I watch a lot of sports, and it's funny now everytime I check the scores, I laugh when I see the Columbus Blue Jackets.

 

The short form for the team is CBJ....

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Full Service......aka gas station

 

PM......as in evening

 

Hobby or Hobbiest....as in having a hobby or being a hobbiest..

 

Review...as in a movie or cd review

 

Just a few

 

Peace

MG

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Oh those crazy Conservatives....

 

 

jason_kenney.jpg

 

Jason Kenney is the Minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multicultualism.... CIM for short.... that microphone is pretty close...

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There is a great contributor on this site that has a sign off defining "nymphomaniac" as being a woman who thinks about sex about as much as the average guy.

 

Please identify yourself and thank the credit, thanks.

 

G11

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I was checking out Kijiji for possible incall locations for the new year, and I found one on a street called "Shillington." I'm sure more than a few of you would chuckle if I told you my location was on Shillington LOL!

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Greek food, greek salad, greek dressing..

 

"I'd like to go for greek"

 

All I can think of.. well you know ;)

 

I was just really glad that there wasn't a Fudge stand at Greekfest. Could you imagine being the person that would have to take all the left over fudge home in boxes??? They'd say, "Hey FUDGE PACKER." Fudge packer would laugh to himself, thinking... "i'm not the only one, especially here."

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I was watching a football game earlier today, and the team wasn't paying attention to the clock. So they were running out of time before the game was over. The announcer on tv was like, "they aren't watching the time, they aren't a clock watcher, this is horrendous"

 

I swear, my first instinct, was wait no.... they have it backwards. A Non-Clock-Watcher is a good thing. Then I realized, they weren't talking about escorts, but about football. *face palm*

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Unfortunately choice of initials for the Canadian Institute of Management.. You too can earn your "CIM" designation!

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"Strap-on" the blades we are going to play some outdoor hockey. We know what kinda play time here involves "strap-on"

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Greek has been mentioned but is a big one.... Full Service is one that certainly has a new ...but memorable.... meaning ;)

 

FYI I once fell in love with my "full service" gas attendant and married her. Full service turned to self service.... she became a chartered accountant so Digits went to numbers on paper...and playful spankings turned to an ass kicking and donations turned to alimony ...and so on and so forth

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There are so many....but before CERB.....

 

Bareback used to be horse riding.

 

Hand finish meant high quality furniture polished up nicely.

 

COB was a type of corn.

 

COF was what you did when you had a cold.

 

BJ was a guy in a movie about a trucker.

 

ATM was a bank machine.

 

Donation was made to the United Way

 

Spinner was a piece of a pinball machine or something on a bicycle!

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Hooker...a position in Rugby

 

Pearl necklace...was a necklace made of gems found in an oyster

 

Roses...were flowers

 

Deep Throat was an informer from the Water Gate scandal

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