Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 This is a thread about things in life that just don't make sense... example...how i can take my spiked heels in my carry on on a plane but God forbid i have lipstick not in a sealed plastic bag...:confused0024: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuliasUndies 7288 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 hehe..Seriously, spiked heels but no lipstick eh? What about "putting your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Shouldn't hemorrhoids be called asstroids? And shouldn't pubic crabs be called cockroaches? Why do people say they slept like a baby. Did they cry all night and keep their parents up? And Why does Nancy Botwin always make poor choices yet I keep wanting more? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teched 418 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 Why do we Drive on the Parkway and Park on the Driveway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterfly Kisses 2301 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 George Carlin always asked why it was okay to prick your finger, but not okay to finger your prick! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 If it's common sense, then why don't more people have it? Some is either frozen or thawed. So why do people refer to something thawed an unthawed which means it's frozen. We don't say unfrozen to mean thawed. Why Old Dog is getting free drinks from everyone attending the cerb social. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexy Grace 103697 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 Why do people speed to pass you only to be stopped by a red light? I always laugh and think to myself "speeding didn't get you very far, we're at the same point". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 Well my dear Emma. To Clarify. Spiked heels are merely a weapon to wound. Lipstick ...hmmm. Deadly weapon. You roll that around your lips and that customs agent or the passengers are dead from a horny heart attack. On a plane....FBI issue. You brush against him and perhaps some lipstick on his collar??...that guy is dead from the wife ;) Domestic death issue This is a thread about things in life that just don't make sense...example...how i can take my spiked heels in my carry on on a plane but God forbid i have lipstick not in a sealed plastic bag...:confused0024: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 This is a thread about things in life that just don't make sense...example...how i can take my spiked heels in my carry on on a plane but God forbid i have lipstick not in a sealed plastic bag...:confused0024: I just bought a pair of six inch stilleto pumps the other day and forget about a baseball bat, a gun or mace. These babies could do some serious damage to someone if I ever found myself in a bad situation. Never mind using a baseball bat I used to keep under the bed at my incall in Toronto. I'll just use my shoe. They would probably walk away with only one away after an altercation with me. LMAO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 What does not make sense is how an NFL player like Michael Vick can get two years in prison and an NFL suspension for being involved with dog fighting, (and NO I am not supporting that), yet other NFL players are caught with underage girls, carrying weapons, abusing their SO's and get no penalty at all, legal system or otherwise. There are a multitude of legal things that don't make any sense at all! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 How come an air marshal can take a loaded gun on a plane but can't take a pair of nail clippers because it is a restricted item. How come pilots have to be searched for weapons. To quote one pilot "They claim it is to make sure nothing is brought on board that could be used to gain access to the cockpit and take control of the plane. Damn it I'm in the cockpit and I have control of the plane". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 I just bought a pair of six inch stilleto pumps the other day and forget about a baseball bat, a gun or mace. These babies could do some serious damage to someone if I ever found myself in a bad situation. Never mind using a baseball bat I used to keep under the bed at my incall in Toronto. I'll just use my shoe. They would probably walk away with only one away after an altercation with me. LMAO! You can just use lipstick..lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamanthaEvans 166767 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 Listening to the CBC this morning, one thing that does NOT make sense is that Gloria Steinem is 77 years old! She looks fantastic and she sounds incredible! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hoot ***** Report post Posted September 28, 2011 I just bought a pair of six inch stilleto pumps the other day and forget about a baseball bat, a gun or mace. These babies could do some serious damage to someone if I ever found myself in a bad situation. Never mind using a baseball bat I used to keep under the bed at my incall in Toronto. I'll just use my shoe. They would probably walk away with only one away after an altercation with me. LMAO! I think I might enjoy that with you! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted September 29, 2011 A slight twist on this theme would be oxymorons.... There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not. No one will ever win the battle of the sexes: there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. --Henry Kissinger Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Canadians is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you What's another word for Thesaurus? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? What's another word for synonym? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted October 2, 2011 Why some business people think by bashing or trying to sabotage the competition, that that will somehow get them more business. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted October 2, 2011 Why some business people think by bashing or trying to sabotage the competition, that that will somehow get them more business. It's not just business people, look at political campaigns too, instead of promoting their own platform, the campaigns spend more time bashing the other politician/party. All that does is make you not want to vote at all RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Code Blue 3585 Report post Posted October 2, 2011 They have no "vision", nothing to offer really, so all they can do is bash the opposition to make themselves look better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
