someguy 67067 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 (edited) `Just wanted to know what excuses you have used to your wife to sneak out to spend time with a SP/MA. Did you ever get caught in your lie. How did you get out of it. Anyone with any interesting/funny stories what is the stupidest excuse have you used..``` ``````````````````````````````````````` Edited October 1, 2011 by someguy updated file 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antoine 502 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 Take the afternoon off work, and have some fun :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 Some of my clients make quite a few runs over to Home Depot. Just make sure you do have Home Depot bag with something in it, you keep in your trunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 The most simple course of action would be avoiding marriage entirely! ;) 13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamanthaEvans 166767 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 I never ask about this, but I do know that the Christmas shopping season tends to be very good for business. "Going Christmas shopping" must be a good excuse! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 I have been working continuous overtime since April 24th, 2000. I don't think she has caught on yet... other than the whole divorce thing. 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Megan'sTouch 23875 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 Most of my clients see me before work or on their lunch hour so no excuse is needed, at least to my knowledge. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The General 11309 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 Yep Old Dog that excuse has been working quite well, don't you think. You must be exhausted by now working all the overtime. I used to go shopping on Saturdays, running around and while in those days it was SC, but would have allowed plenty of time for seeing an SP too. I tend to be a browser and like to window shop. Come to think of it, perhaps it never worked for me either, since I now am a single guy....more or less. I have been working continuous overtime since April 24th, 2000. I don't think she has caught on yet... other than the whole divorce thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ottawaadventurer 5114 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 I have learned that the more truth in a story, the better. When I go see an MP, I say I'm going for a massage. When I get home and am asked how the massage was, i say "great". No lies. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 Anyone use going to the gym as an excuse. This way you can explain why you may have taken a shower or smell sweaty or are tired :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 As a single guy, I find myself not so much needing an excuse (no one knows) but I plan ahead and let family members know I'm not available on a certain weekend. Believe it or not, with an elderly mother, I do find my time taken up with family responsibilities. But I let family know a certain weekend is a "me" weekend (see not really lying), so don't voluntold LOL me for anything, I'm not available RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 Anyone use going to the gym as an excuse. This way you can explain why you may have taken a shower or smell sweaty or are tired :) Just make sure you're not using that excuse all the time and never working out, or she'll be telling you to get your money back from the gym because she's not seeing any results - ha ha. Seriously, though that is a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 Take an hour off work during the day for an "appointment", and then work overtime to make up for it. When you say you were working overtime, it will be the truth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bcguy42 38594 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 The nature of my employ is such that I come and go at odd hours and the length of time I am gone is always variable. Also, there tends to be long gaps in the afternoon or evening when playtime becomes an option. So if I schedule my activities accordingly, there is no need to explain that hour's escape. The other potential issue, unexplained scents, is easily dealt with. Occasionally, my job requires that I not smell like cigarettes. As part of my professional training I learned that a dab of hand sanitizer used in the manner of aftershave and also rubbed onto your clothing will kill any scent. If there is a serious concern, we have a special air deodorizer we use for vehicles. You can cover a dead skunk with it and it has no natural scent of its own. Spritz that on your clothes and you are good to go. Or, if I don't feel like going through all that and don't feel like or have time for a shower, I just go home. Spending time in a vehicle with a woman who is heavily scented means that I often come home "perfumed" so there is no comment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 I usually try to bookend a session between work or a meeting. I have always worked days, nights and weekends so the pattern was well established before I started down, or rather "up", this road. I agree staying close to the truth is your best choice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TGirl-Kay 7485 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 I don't see SPs but I do have lovers, I tell my partner that I'm spending time with my lover and she says have fun. It's not easy but once you get an open relationship working well it's worth it's weight in gold. If I had to offer an excuses to some one, I'd probably sugest a monthly visit to a pyschologist for stress reduction ;) 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted October 1, 2011 The most simple course of action would be avoiding marriage entirely! ;) ...or get divorced! That's what I did, and man was it worth it!!!! :D 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted October 2, 2011 Solutions!!!! 1) We have a family history of epididymitis and I need to go for SFET. (Seminal Fluid Evacuation Therapy)... heheheheeh... now you are all gonna look up that "e" illness.... 2) "I know you said that you like this underwear, but I think I need a second opinion." 3) Hmmmm.... I could really go for that thing that you don't like to eat (but I do). I will be back in 4 hours. 4) I heard a noise, you stay here with the kids. I am going to buy a weapon for which I need a license and a permit. See you in 4 hours. 5) That really clumsy guy we know just texted, he is trapped behind the couch... again. I will help him out, see if he is okay. I will be back in 4 hours. 6) I need to speak to the bank. We keep having these crazy withdrawals every few days. I need to sort it out. Be back tomorrow. 7) I have a spontaneous need to be baptized again. I am heading off to the church in Kingston because they are open 24/7. See you in 8 hours. 8) Hey hun, you deserve a break. Why don't you take a trip to the mall and I will head over to Canadian Tire and look at car parts and other man stuff. See you in 4 hours. 9) I'm gonna sneak out and buy you that thing you have always wanted. Except they probably won't have it. They may have to special order it from that country that has a lot of red tape and requires a lot of paperwork. Back in 6 hours. 10) I'm going to have great sex with a complete stranger. Wanna tag along? 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted October 2, 2011 11) I just got the new Princess Auto flyer and I'm going to the store to check out the new surplus stuff, want to come along? (If you've never been, you're missing out http://www.princessauto.com/ ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted October 2, 2011 12-Going to Bass Pro Shops shopping...one of the few times a man can say he is on a shopping trip, and still keep his "man card" LOL Oh wait, when I see ladies in Toronto or Hamilton, I sometimes stop in at BPS RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sexy_LanaMegane 2288 Report post Posted October 2, 2011 Some guys told me they tell to wife or gf that they are going to take a beer at a bar or they work overtime. Some other told me they wait for the wife or gf to be asleep at night and sneak out the door to meet people or to see a sex provider. I know one guy he tells her he is going for a short trip out of town for few days. He leaves with a suitcase to go to his friend's place (when the friend is not there) or hotel still in the same city where he lives with her and he sees a friend or a provider many times for 2 or 3 days. I guess these are pretty good excuses or tricks. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest h**m****3 Report post Posted October 2, 2011 Early morning before work, over lunch, or one of the many errands I run on a day off. Wait for family to be out of twon or away and have a visit at home. Therefore no excuses required. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted October 3, 2011 I'm self employed so this is not an issue for me, I prefer morning encounters anyhow so it all fits together nicely :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paradise Spa 24019 Report post Posted October 3, 2011 Some of the excuses I have learned from clients are: Shopping for special ocassions-they shop and have the reciept if found as proof Going to visit a family member,going out with friends Working over time Going to pick up their kids at a function Going Tanning Going for an oil change Going to the garage to get the car fixed Going to the Gym Going to get a haircut WOW and I am sure there is many more lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted October 3, 2011 I have a client who told me he told his wife he was helping 3 buddies build their decks this summer. He said it was true, so good for an out. Another one told me his wife doesn't care for motorcycle rides, so he was off riding solo or with the guys from work. I wonder though what he tells her in the winter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
