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You did, I'm quite sure of it. If not, you've still got a few months.

 

I am getting my mistle toe ready......I hope I made the naughty list this year ;) See you all soon. XoXoXo

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Can't wait! I vote Old Dog dresses up like Santa and we can sit on his knee and tell him what we want for christmas, hehe ;)

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Can't wait! I vote Old Dog dresses up like Santa and we can sit on his knee and tell him what we want for christmas, hehe ;)

 

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To those who have asked:

 

No, you cannot buy your ticket ahead before everyone else just so you can get a spot.

 

No, you cannot have a copy of the guest list so you can see who is coming.

 

No, you cannot bring a date who is not a CERB member.

 

No, you cannot feed the reindeer. Santa has their schedule timed and we don't want to have to see you use shovel and bucket.

 

Yes, you may contribute to the ladies' drinks and door prizes even if you cannot attend.

 

Yes, you will be expected to bring an unwrapped toy for the toy drive if you wish to attend. It's very little to ask in exchange for having a great evening out. Oh, and the kiddies will thank you.

 

Yes, you have to buy Old Dog a drink (we just let him think that)

 

Yes, you should book the next day off work.

 

Yes, you can order your own food if you care to, even though appetizers will be served.

 

Well, that's all I can think of for now.

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I am getting my mistle toe ready......I hope I made the naughty list this year ;) See you all soon. XoXoXo

 

Em, you have made the naughty list this year, as one of the elves have told me that you have a really hot Naughty Pixx album. :icon_wink:

 

Where might you hang your mistletoe? :icon_biggrin:

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Em, you have made the naughty list this year, as one of the elves have told me that you have a really hot Naughty Pixx album. :icon_wink:

 

Where might you hang your mistletoe? :icon_biggrin:

 

That's not just naughty... that's NICE!!!

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Can't wait! I love getting into the holiday spirit early in the month (yes, I'm one of *those* annoying people, lol)....Looking forward to spreading some holiday cheer ahead of time in December! :-)

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Can't wait! I vote Old Dog dresses up like Santa and we can sit on his knee and tell him what we want for christmas, hehe ;)

 

Um...what about the guys ? I think a Mrs. Santa might be in order here ;) Red short shorts on Mrs Santa ok on the dress code Angela & Old Dog ???

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Um...what about the guys ? I think a Mrs. Santa might be in order here ;) Red short shorts on Mrs Santa ok on the dress code Angela & Old Dog ???

 

No, not me, Angie of Paradise Spa has volunteered already and she would look way sexier than me in that attire!

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I am getting my mistle toe ready......I hope I made the naughty list this year ;) See you all soon. XoXoXo

 

Em, you have made the naughty list this year, as one of the elves have told me that you have a really hot Naughty Pixx album. :icon_wink:

 

Where might you hang your mistletoe? :icon_biggrin:

 

 

 

Angela, I am a little disheartened that you gave me negative rep for my post.

 

In no way shape or form do I consider it to be hijacking the thread, my post was about the thread and considering there was a post made about my post and it was not given negative rep and other posts of similar nature.

 

a) whatsup is wondering, whats up with that?

b) I think giving negative rep for a nice post is ridiculous and distasteful.

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I hope I can make it to this one. The last one fell on a very long busy day for me at work.

 

The sight of all these beautiful women in one room might give me a heart attack. Even though that is exactly how I want to die, I'm just not ready to go yet.

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Angela, I am a little disheartened that you gave me negative rep for my post.

 

In no way shape or form do I consider it to be hijacking the thread, my post was about the thread and considering there was a post made about my post and it was not given negative rep and other posts of similar nature.

 

a) whatsup is wondering, whats up with that?

b) I think giving negative rep for a nice post is ridiculous and distasteful.

 

Yes, Emily is a very sweet girl and I believe the naughty comment was acknowledged already by a few. Great, it was fun but let's move on. But then taking the focus back to that so you could post a link to her album detracts from the original intent of this thread.

 

Maybe I was hasty in giving you a negative rep point, but complimenting a lady is one thing, promoting them is another With 30 ladies attending, how do we decide who should be mentioned or not, or whose albums we should link to.

 

I just don't want the thread to turn into a popularity contest, because I believe all the ladies are unique and special and compliments are welcome, but I believe members know to go to a ladies' profile if they want to see her album.

 

That's all I am saying.

 

Please, let's move on...

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and on that note....

 

only 66 more big sleeps until the Christmas Social!!!

 

It's a fact that if you save just 10 cents a day for the next 66 days, you would have enough to buy Old Dog a Corona... 10 cents a day!!!! Look at that poor beer starved dog.... for one thin dime a day, you could make an old dog very very happy!!!

 

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Old Dog has informed me that unless you buy him a drink, he will steal your shoes so you can't leave. So be careful people. He has become very adept at untying your shoe laces or undoing velcro and having you wonder what hit you as you realize you are standing there in your sock feet.

 

He stores the confiscated shoes in an abandoned dumpster on the Fat Bastards in-call impound. Then he auctions them off at the local flea market for extra beer money and $2 porn movie rentals. Or so I have heard.

 

Also, don't piss him off because you may find him getting underfoot and in a blink of an eye you will go ass over tea kettle and land on your tush in embarassment. Where do you think the Muttley laugh originated from.

We want to know if there is anyone who is willing to volunteer to dress up as an elf or a sexy Santa's Helper. We might know of a costume or two you can borrow.

 

We will also require a volunteer or two to drop off the toys at the nearest City of Ottawa Fire Hall or TD Bank for distribution to the Salvation Army.

 

Oh, btw, yes you can sit on Santa's lap, but no lapdancing permitted this year. It got way too crazy last year and Mrs. Clause was not amused.

 

Thank you.

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[/color][/size]Oh, btw, no you can sit on Santa's lap, but no lapdancing permitted this year. It got way too crazy last year and Mrs. Clause was not amused.

 

Thank you.

 

On the other hand, Santa was stoked!!!

 

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I did... and Mrs Claus was not so happy about that.... she said something about elven support and annual abandonment... it's in the lawyers papers somewhere.

 

On another note.... what do we think about the guys bringing toys for boys and the gals bringing girls toys?

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I did... and Mrs Claus was not so happy about that.... she said something about elven support and annual abandonment... it's in the lawyers papers somewhere.

 

On another note.... what do we think about the guys bringing toys for boys and the gals bringing girls toys?

 

 

Sounds good to me!

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Sounds good to me!

 

I hope that meets everyone's approval. I know for me, it was always hell at Christmas buying for the multitude of nieces and trucks, GI Joes and transformers always got looks of disdain and disapproval.

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No, not me, Angie of Paradise Spa has volunteered already and she would look way sexier than me in that attire!

 

I think it would be an awesome idea if you and old dog did the mrs.claus and santa costumes. Me and my gals we might have to go as some sexy naughty elves :) That would be so much fun :) Christmas Rocks! Yah xo

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