When a SP offers a 100% guarantee

[someguy 67067]

Do they really mean it.

Has anyone ever asked for their money back if they were unhappy with the service. Just interested in knowing anyone's experience.

[SamanthaEvans 166767]

Who offers a 100% guarantee? Not me! All I can guarantee is that I'm the one who writes my ad copy and my e-mail. I wrote all the content on my website, which I designed myself. And the woman in the photographs is me.

 

I can guarantee that I will do my best to be on time or to be ready for the client when he arrives. But things can happen, though that's very rare for me.

 

I can guarantee that I will be pleasant and polite. But if something untoward should happen--maybe there are two guys in the hotel room, not just one, let's say--I will not maintain my ladylike decorum for long and the client should be more concerned about being visited by the police than about whether he gets a refund.

 

I cannot guarantee that anyone will have a good time with me. I will do my best. I take a lot of pride in that, actually. But I am not 100% responsible for what happens between us, how well we get along, or how the client reacts or responds to me.

 

However, if someone were to meet me and decided within the first five minutes that I'm not what he expected, I would consider refunding part or all of the fee. A lot would depend on how extensive our prior discussions had been, whether I was certain that he'd read my website, and so on. I am very clear about the kind of woman I am, what I look like and what I offer. If I've agreed to see him in good faith, I expect to be paid something for my time.

 

I assume that anyone who contacts me has taken some time to decide whether I'm the kind of woman with whom he wants to spend his time.

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

As an SP, I WILL guarantee the following:

 

- That I will be professional, friendly and polite

- That the description I provide is accurate

- Full discretion

- The client will receive the services that were stated by phone or txt

- The client will be given the full amount of time they were paying for unless they make the decision to leave before the time is up.

 

I will NOT guarantee a client's money back if they did not have a good time or if I were not the type of person for them physically but they got the services they were looking for. Why? Because chemistry between two individuals is subjective, looks are subjective and then there are unsavory people out there who would say they had a horrible time just to get their money back.

 

I think if a prospective client does his homework whether it's looking at an SP's site, her ads/pictures here and/or just speaking on the phone in a little more detail as to what he can expect will ensure a much more positive experience than those who did not bother and just wanted to someone on the fly.

[Icebreaker 3938]

My guess is that very few ladies would offer such a guarantee, trying to police such a policy could become a bit of a nightmare. I would think this would open the risk of fee being negotiated or haggled at the end of the appointment.

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[afterdark 100]

Really? Some offer a guarantee? I've never heard of that, and to me, I can't possibly see it work.

[someguy 67067]

I think I made a mistake by saying 100% guarantee.

 

I have seen ad's where they say the guarantee that the customer

will leave happy or satisfied.

 

What if the client shows up and it the SP had misled the clients with some facts in her ad. Is the client entitled to say no?

[Megan'sTouch 23875]

What if the client shows up and it the SP had misled the clients with some facts in her ad. Is the client entitled to say no?

If you are the victim of bait & switch, you are entitled to leave whether she offered a "guarantee" or not.

[PistolPete 61421]

Only two things guaranteed in life, is death and taxes ;)

 

I have seen ad's where they say the guarantee that the customer

will leave happy or satisfied.

[thedriver 6179]

I was offered a money back guarantee once. She did not post it in her ad but when I showed up for my appointment and we chatted about her services she then put the paiment on the corner of her dressed by the door and stated that if at the end I did not like her service I just had to take back some or all of my money and walk out! I was very surprised but at the end of our time together I walked out with a big grin and never looked at the money!

 

I think only a cheap basterd would have taken his money back.

[Soleil Sublime 38108]

I think I made a mistake by saying 100% guarantee.

 

I have seen ad's where they say the guarantee that the customer

will leave happy or satisfied.

 

What if the client shows up and it the SP had misled the clients with some facts in her ad. Is the client entitled to say no?

 

 

On EC, I use the tagline 'No one leaves disappointed.' Some guy actually emailed me and asked if he was disappointed would I give him back his money. When I use these words, it's meant to convey the following; you will not be disappointed with how I look in person, you will not be disappointed by my hygiene or the cleanliness of my surroundings. You will also not be disappointed by being upsold on additional services, and in short, I practice professionally, and obviously take care in my preparation and actual session so a client never feels like he's been taken advantage of, rushed or used.

[Code Blue 3585]

There are no absolute guarantees in anything in life save for the obvious couple above.

 

I would feel that if I had not been misled before our meeting or treated poorly during, the lady had earned her money irregardless.

 

CB

[Victoria Banks 21899]

What if the client shows up and it the SP had misled the clients with some facts in her ad. Is the client entitled to say no?

 

This is a touchy subject - it seems very simple to just waltz in and say oh well no thanks but it can be quite complicated on the providers end.

 

1. You booking an appointment for a certain time frame is taking up the escorts time. Someone else could of wanted that time and she declined because already booked. Loss of money

2. Lets say you call last minute or one hour in advance and the escort is out running errands, visiting a friend, eating or whatever (yes escorts actually go out and don't sit in bed by the phone all day *gasp*) She drops everything to go to the incall to accommodate and get ready for you. Loss of timehurtful

3. You showing up then saying I'm not interested can be and a blow to the ego. Emotional/negative feelings can arise

4. Lets say the escort only sees X amount of gentlemen per day because she doesn't want high volume going in and out of her incall to not be outed. You now have her location address which can be uncomfortable and raise questions.

 

If you absolutely can't go through with it for whatever reason leave a small cancellation fee. There are lots of reco and review boards.

[loopie 15358]

The only situation in which a hobbyist should decide not to pay is in the case of a bait and switch, and that should be right away. If you get there and it's a different girl, just turn around and leave.

 

If you make arrangements to meet an SP who does not post pictures of her face, you are taking the risk that you may not be attracted to her. She is holding up her end of the bargain and you should be prepared to compensate her for her willingness and professionalism. If you get there and don't find her attractive, you can leave. She might politely refuse some or all of the money, but you should offer her full compensation.

 

Asking for money back just because an experience was disappointing, that's just being an ass.

[GrenadeMan 280]

I have been with several unbelievable and amazing ladies from this forum. You all rock. Especially people from Ottawa - you rock my world. Thank you all for treating me with so much love.

 

However, I recently also had a bad experience with an SP. I left my money. I know I am not going back. I know I was treated badly. It might have been a bad day for her.

 

Amen!!!

[Gentleman11 10508]

I'm taking this as a rhetorical question or a post build. Good luck with it. Please note, no sarcasm implied or intended.

 

G11

[VedaSloan 119179]

I'm taking this as a rhetorical question or a post build. Good luck with it. Please note, no sarcasm implied or intended.

 

G11

 

Then why post at all? I mean, what was the point of this?

[qwertyaccount 15793]

Guarantee is actually a very big word.

 

Remember Sears guarantee: "Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded"

 

They don't have that anymore, too many people wanted something for nothing and always found a way of being unsatisfied.

[VedaSloan 119179]

Guarantee is actually a very big word.

 

Remember Sears guarantee: "Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded"

 

They don't have that anymore, too many people wanted something for nothing and always found a way of being unsatisfied.

 

Reminds me a bit of when I worked at a video store and customers would ask me for their money back or to exchange their video for a different one because they didn't like the movie/thought it was stupid/etc.

[JuliasUndies 7288]

What do you expect when you seek out an hour of time from an escort? Really, let's think okay. If I'm a man, I would be thinking this

I want her to be on time

I want to look and smell good or as she has agreed

I don't want to be rushed

Greeted with a smile

Other than that, guarantees are usually spoken about ahead of time such as how she will dress or if she is flexible enough for that position..If she doesn't meet those expectations then I wouldn't let her in my door.

If I ordered a 50 inch plasma Television (not to compare woman, just business) and when the box came, it was a 25 inch HD television, I'd return it without opening it, who wouldn't? But if you opened it , watched it for a month then it wouldn't make sense to ask for your money back after that, especially with all that jam you stained it with.

There is no money back crap if she met the expectations unless part way through she has a medical issue that's needs attention or something like that.

You can most likely expect her not to fart or stink and satisfy your needs. Besides, men are fairly simple creatures and are easily satisfied and in my experience if a man wanted something specific, they ask for it ahead of time so we have time to prepare.

[stevecurious 42059]

What do you expect when you seek out an hour of time from an escort? Really, let's think okay. If I'm a man, I would be thinking this

I want her to be on time

I want to look and smell good or as she has agreed

I don't want to be rushed

Greeted with a smile

Other than that, guarantees are usually spoken about ahead of time such as how she will dress or if she is flexible enough for that position..If she doesn't meet those expectations then I wouldn't let her in my door.

If I ordered a 50 inch plasma Television (not to compare woman, just business) and when the box came, it was a 25 inch HD television, I'd return it without opening it, who wouldn't? But if you opened it , watched it for a month then it wouldn't make sense to ask for your money back after that, especially with all that jam you stained it with.

There is no money back crap if she met the expectations unless part way through she has a medical issue that's needs attention or something like that.

You can most likely expect her not to fart or stink and satisfy your needs. Besides, men are fairly simple creatures and are easily satisfied and in my experience if a man wanted something specific, they ask for it ahead of time so we have time to prepare.

 

Excuse me but I consider myself to be far from simple, thank you very much!!!

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

Julia may have been thinking of me. I always strive to be as fair as possible in my simplicity!

[JuliasUndies 7288]

Excuse me but I consider myself to be far from simple, thank you very much!!!

 

Okay Okay, from experience simple means a lot less complicated then woman in general. I'm guilty for generalizing, sue me. When a man's needs are met they are happy, when a woman's needs are met, we may find something else we're not happy about..Simply put..but that's just another generalization and should generally not be taken seriously, pretty much in general.I dunno know, let's ask The General, General?

[qwertyaccount 15793]

 

With all this talk of guarantee's, don't bring up lawsuits, that's just asking for trouble!! :)

[JuliasUndies 7288]

Excuse me but I consider myself to be far from simple, thank you very much!!!

 

Ya well I've been a blond most my life but I don't consider myself to be dumb, and I certainly don't flag all dumb blond jokes to Mod either.

If you do a google search on "Simple men" you will come up with 226,000,000 results compared to if you googled "dumb blondes" you would come up with 1,280,000 results.

Now, if I said men were sexy creatures...

We could all try to be supportive of each others thoughts but that's only my take and I can't expect everyone to agree.

I love men so much, they smell great are so warm and snugly, MMMMEN!!

[stevecurious 42059]

Ya well I've been a blond most my life but I don't consider myself to be dumb, and I certainly don't flag all dumb blond jokes to Mod either.

If you do a google search on "Simple men" you will come up with 226,000,000 results compared to if you googled "dumb blondes" you would come up with 1,280,000 results.

Now, if I said men were sexy creatures...

We could all try to be supportive of each others thoughts but that's only my take and I can't expect everyone to agree.

I love men so much, they smell great are so warm and snugly, MMMMEN!!

 

Ya well...

 

...if it were a male who said women are simple creatures could you imagine the inevitable comments. As far as what Google has to say I don't much care as that is Google and this is not!

 

By the way I was never one to laugh at dumb blonde jokes but as you say ya well.