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Who offers a 100% guarantee? Not me! All I can guarantee is that I'm the one who writes my ad copy and my e-mail. I wrote all the content on my website, which I designed myself. And the woman in the photographs is me.

 

I can guarantee that I will do my best to be on time or to be ready for the client when he arrives. But things can happen, though that's very rare for me.

 

I can guarantee that I will be pleasant and polite. But if something untoward should happen--maybe there are two guys in the hotel room, not just one, let's say--I will not maintain my ladylike decorum for long and the client should be more concerned about being visited by the police than about whether he gets a refund.

 

I cannot guarantee that anyone will have a good time with me. I will do my best. I take a lot of pride in that, actually. But I am not 100% responsible for what happens between us, how well we get along, or how the client reacts or responds to me. :) nominated post

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Ya well...

 

...if it were a male who said women are simple creatures could you imagine the inevitable comments. As far as what Google has to say I don't much care as that is Google and this is not!

 

By the way I was never one to laugh at dumb blonde jokes but as you say ya well.

 

 

YA WELL It's alright, everything is going to be alright I 100% guarantee it!

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