bcguy42 38594 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 I was redirected by another thread to a John Prine song which reminded me that most of my life happens in one or the other of his songs. None of which has to do with these collected words of wisdom: 1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.. 5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague 6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.. 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 * Never buy a car you can't push. 9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12 * The second mouse gets the cheese. 13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. 15 * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. 16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. 17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. 18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 19 * Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!* 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 Not sure who said this one: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 I was redirected by another thread to a John Prine song which reminded me that most of my life happens in one or the other of his songs. None of which has to do with these collected words of wisdom: 1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.. 5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague 6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.. 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 * Never buy a car you can't push. 9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12 * The second mouse gets the cheese. 13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. 15 * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. 16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. 17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. 18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 19 * Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!* this is the best post I have read so far ,number 6 & 18 are my favorites.all are great though,thanks,Cristy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. I'll sleep when I'm dead. You snooze, you lose. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barriei88 275 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 "If a shortcut was meant to be easy, it'd be called The Way" "If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You better be tough" "Some of us are givers, some of us are takers, but in the end we're all selfish" "Don't do the crime... If you can't post bail..." "You're gonna die anyways..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tongue twister 842 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 Never Say Never This is one that over the last few years I have learned that circumstances change and things you thought you would never do, you end up doing. Regardless of if its rite or wrong, good or bad. T.T. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 "A dollar deferred is a dollar earned" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 Don't assume. You just end up making an "ass" out "u" and "me". If you're going to do it, do it hardcore. It's not about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can GET hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 some people need to be high five. in the face. with a chair:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 some people need to be high five. in the face. with a chair:D Haha!! I'll have to remembeer that one. So should I hide the chairs when I have you over? ;) Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 Haha!! I'll have to remembeer that one. So should I hide the chairs when I have you over? ;)Posted via Mobile Device oh come on I am not that dangerous! and also... I can't go to hell, Satan still have a restraining order against me. Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Areez 11906 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 live everyday like your last day, love, laugh and have no regrets *generally speaking those are my life motto .. have some idea of tomorrow but enjoy the moment - also liked the below by Nicki! What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. I'll sleep when I'm dead. You snooze, you lose. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted October 31, 2011 A few of mine: "remember, wherever you go, there you are!" "Do you want to live forever?" (on not taking a chance or risks) Sent using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amelia Fox 9064 Report post Posted July 9, 2012 Specific Measurable Achievable Realistic Timley I have learned alot of accronyms in my young life.. This one I do preach to my loved and cared upon.. I feel achievement is in the eye of the beholder,so thus this is the very first step in accomplishing in my oponion this theory :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
northerntantra 4671 Report post Posted July 12, 2012 'tis better to have a receding hairline than an advancing one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted July 12, 2012 This commercial has a lot of words to live by. Even tho this is just a commercial to endorse a sports drink I love it. So much lines in here that are motivating and make you want to move your ass at the gym, lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrpu4bvMIWA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted March 4, 2013 "Tell me and I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'll understand." - Tribe Unknown. -------------------------- A Native American boy was talking with his grandfather. "What do you think about the world situation?" he asked. The grandfather replied, "I feel like wolves are fighting in my heart. One is full of anger and hatred; the other is full of love, forgiveness, and peace." "Which one will win?" asked the boy. To which the grandfather replied, "The one I feed." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted March 4, 2013 Live each day as if it were your last and one day you'll be right. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The future is uncertain, eat your desert first. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Even though the sun is shining, the momma cat still has her kittens under the steps. Live long enough to have heard all of these wise words before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
