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Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker

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Too funny.

Unfortunately, Mr. Moyo's defense has more holes in it than that poor donkey's postcopulatory worm-infested apple.

 

He said that prior to his arrest, he was, to the best of his knowledge, banging a prostitute he'd hired at a bar.

If it were a prepaid transaction, why would it'd been necessary to tie her to a tree?

 

Why would a metamorphosing, shapeshifting being that was at one time a human female beautiful enough to capture Mr. Moyo's heart, change into an unflattering donkey, of all things ? (Coulda been a kink request, I suppose)

Why change into a donkey, while inside a country obviously infested with donkey-fuckers when the going rate for a romp is a measly $20(US) ? (Wouldn't a cute little gazelle or antelope pull in a higher fee ?)

 

Give's new meaning to "gettin' a piece of ass".

 

 

" Hey sugar!, which way you (EeeeOhhrr!) headed...? "

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