Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted November 27, 2011 We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hank1364 576 Report post Posted November 30, 2011 "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." -Winston Churchill 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted December 3, 2011 "The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be lighted". Plutarch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aspen Wilde 31370 Report post Posted December 3, 2011 "Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." -Buddha 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted December 3, 2011 See my signature. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peachka 4334 Report post Posted December 3, 2011 "If I were given a dollar for everytime you were in my thoughts, I'd only have one because you never left them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted December 3, 2011 Some of the best quotes from Yogi Berra! Nothing better out there for a giggle than a good old Yogiism! "90% of the game is half mental." "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded." "It ain't over till it's over." "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." "Thank you for making this day necessary." "It's déjà vu all over again" "You can observe a lot by watching." "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newboy 4919 Report post Posted December 5, 2011 "There's absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting paid companionship, or even sex, for awhile." Samantha Evans 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted December 6, 2011 Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield I'm pretty sure that was originally Oscar Wilde's witticism :) One from me, paraphrased: Of course gods exist. But there's no point worshiping them. It just encourages the buggers. -- Terry Pratchett And also, of course, the one in my sig. I think of this one every morning when I can't face getting out of bed just yet :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) Not so much a quote - A traditional Irish bleassing, but it is meaningful to me and appropriate to use more often than one might think it would be. May the road rise to meet you May the wind be always at your back The sun shine warm upon your face The rains fall soft upon your fields And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand. Edited December 6, 2011 by mrrnice2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amelia Fox 9064 Report post Posted December 6, 2011 My cute quote is One drink I can feel it,and two drinks anybody can feel it! Lmao!! Another one of my cute quotes! My wife is a sex Object, every time I ask she Objects. Lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emb3750 9398 Report post Posted December 7, 2011 Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it's all organized by the Swiss....Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 "So many of our dreams at first seem impossible. Then they seem improbable. And then....when we summon the will....they soon become inevitable" - Christopher Reeve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 To the moralist prostitution does not consist so much in the fact that the woman sells her body, but rather that she sells it out of wedlock. EMMA GOLDMAN, Anarchism and Other Essays What is marriage but prostitution to one man instead of many? ANGELA CARTER, Nights at the Circus Marriage is for woman the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution. BERTRAND RUSSELL, Marriage and Morals If nobody wants to sell sex, it is a crime to force anyone to do so. But when men or women do want to sell their bodies, they should have that full right without encountering punishment or discrimination. If the client behaves decently, the relationship between the sex buyer and the sex seller must be considered a purely private transaction. NILS JOHAN RINGDAL, Love For Sale Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better. JESSE VENTURA, Playboy interview, Nov. 1999 Butterfield 8, with its call-girl heroine working her way down the alphabet of men from Amherst to Yale, appeared at a very formative moment in my adolescence and impressed me forever with the persona of the prostitute, whom I continue to revere. The prostitute is not, as feminists claim, the victim of men, but rather their conqueror, an outlaw, who controls the sexual channels between nature and culture. CAMILLE PAGLIA, Vamps and Tramps The only way to stop this trafficking in and profiting from the use of women's bodies is for prostitution to be legalized. Legalization will open it up to regulation; and regulation means safety. JEANNETTE ANGELL, Callgirl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Some Quotable Quotes On Prostitution ... "Be clean, be respectful, pretend it's a date, because it IS a pretend date." - Notorious Gentleman (From the recently published "A Gentleman's Eye-View of Escorts": http://www.sexlifecanada.ca/canada/national-sexlife-journal/gentlemans-eye-view-escorts) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 "Don't hunt elephants with a BB gun" A quote in regards to using heavy tackle for fishing for muskie/big pike. Sorry, just heard it, liked it, thought I'd share. Anyone who fishes understands, anyone who doesn't fish, well they'll just be looking at me funny (funnier) RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldblueeyez 15475 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Man delights not me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuxeMulvari 65764 Report post Posted December 11, 2011 i read these one's on the wall in a little Deli once: "of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" " My wife wanted a new experience, so sent her to the kitchen" I got a good giggle :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 I saw her pass by, And yet I shall remember her until the day I die. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SHE DEVIL 16331 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 Now I can look at you in peace; I don't eat you anymore. --Franz Kafka If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. --Albert Einstein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted December 13, 2011 "The happiest people don't have the best of everything..........they just make the best of everything" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted December 14, 2011 You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well. --Lewis B. Smedes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted December 14, 2011 It's easier to lose a friend than it is to lose an enemy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ostirch 1668 Report post Posted December 14, 2011 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them... and you have their shoes. --Jack Handey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
