Guest sh****s****r Report post Posted November 27, 2011 On the first day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me A beautiful manscaping by the lovely Miabella On the second day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me A duo with Mirella & Angelina On the third day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me A trio with Malika, Penelope and SaraMQ On the fourth day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me Four 1 hours appointments with Kennidi Cummings, Angelica, Erotic Emily and Jayla Fierce On the fifth day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me Five golden (no not showers, ewww) Nuru moments with Jessica On the sixth day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me Six escorts a laying with the gorgeous alexandra-sky, miss vazquez, sin cindy, sweet shay, karine and roksi On the seventh day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me Seven consective daily duo appointments with Melia-Rae and Megan On the eigth day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me Eight maids a milking and I'll leave it that, Angela of Ottawa does cum to mind On the ninth day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me Nine lady lap dances @ Barb's, Barefax or Piglale's :) On the tenth day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me Ten pink kitties On the eleventh day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me Eleven free hourly passes to CMJ On the twelth day of Christmas, the lovely ladies of Ottawa gave to me 12 boxes of viagra to help me make it through my list Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Claire Heavens 51771 Report post Posted November 27, 2011 Bahahahahha This is the best xxx-mas Jingle ever! ;) Muah! ;) XoxxxoX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sh****s****r Report post Posted November 27, 2011 If I missed anyone on my list or if you would like to add to it would love to know:) My apologies for not mentioning any of the other lovely ladies we have been graced with in the Capital City. I only had 12 days to work with Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted November 28, 2011 Ohhhhhh.... I will just NOT do what I was going to do. I would get in trouble if I changed up "Oh COME all ye faithful" and "O HOLY Night"... and given that I will be donning the red suit at the Christmas social, I shouldn't change "Here COMES Santa Claus"..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzitup 5652 Report post Posted November 28, 2011 Here comes Sanata Clause, Here cums Santa Clause, ..... HA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JessicaMassage 16917 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 I love it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennidikummings 9755 Report post Posted December 1, 2011 hehehe very creative lol.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nimravus 294 Report post Posted December 1, 2011 That would indeed be quite an amazing 12 days of X-Mas, a man would be worn out after that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sh****s****r Report post Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) If I want to make it through December I should be getting the 12 gift first :) Little Drummer Boy Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new SP to see, pa rum pum pum pum My finest gifts I bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before an SP ,pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, So to honor Her, pa rum pum pum pum, When we come. Sweet Baby, pa rum pum pum pum I'm liar, I'm just a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum That's fit to give an SP, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum, On my :dncdick: Erotic Emily nodded, pa rum pum pum pum Erotic Emily and I kept time, pa rum pum pum pum I played my :dncdick: for Her, pa rum pum pum pum I played my best for Her, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, Then she smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum Me and my :dncdick: Edited December 1, 2011 by sh****s****r forgot The Little Drummer Boy to my message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites