Jump to content

Some KICK ASS holiday jingles!

Recommended Posts

I'm kind of a humbug (or as I prefer...."bumhug" :p ) Every year I find it near impossible to get into the "holiday spirit". I can't stand the shopping, I can't stand the decorations, I can't stand the snow, I can't stand the trees.....but most of all.....I CANNOT stand the damned christmas music plaguing me everywhere I go.....it sucks...nope...don't like it.

 

So I thought it would be fun to start a threat about some refreshing "non-christmasy" christmas songs.....the not-so-wholesome christmas songs :D

 

And considering where we are I thought there would be no better choice to start things off than AC/DC's

(the video's worth checking out even if you don't like the song ;) )
  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This doesn't really qualify as kick ass but it certainly makes me smile each time I hear it (and I already own a comb)...

 

 

and here's a couple more for you that are a little more in line with the thread theme...

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm kind of a humbug (or as I prefer...."bumhug" :p ) Every year I find it near impossible to get into the "holiday spirit". I can't stand the shopping, I can't stand the decorations, I can't stand the snow, I can't stand the trees.....but most of all.....I CANNOT stand the damned christmas music plaguing me everywhere I go.....it sucks...nope...don't like it.

 

So I thought it would be fun to start a threat about some refreshing "non-christmasy" christmas songs.....the not-so-wholesome christmas songs :D

 

And considering where we are I thought there would be no better choice to start things off than AC/DC's

(the video's worth checking out even if you don't like the song ;) )

 

I'd say this could be one.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMTF5fLA6o

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I think that the Drive-By Truckers Mrs. Claus' Kimono qualifies.

 

Also, in the Bah humbug vein, here's Patton Oswalt doing a great bit about how terrible that song Christmas Shoes is.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

How about Halford's Christmas album, Winter Songs? ;)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KShZjtrX4

 

Or perhaps german beer metallers Tankard with the song Fuck Christmas?

 

 

There's also we wish you a merry Christmas with an all star cast that Includes Dio, Alice Cooper, Tony Iommi and Frickin' Lemmy!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54CMth4Jpg

 

Additional Comments:

Alice Cooper - Santa Claus Is Coming

 

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Another non-traditional Christmas song that dovetails nicely with the spirit of this board

 

Reggie Watts - Christmas is for Fucking

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"Cradle my bells and work my horn".....couldn't have said it better myself! :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
. I actually really dig these guys...they have a really interesting sound and are friggin' amazing in concert. Reggae-Metal...very interesting.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I think we should release our very own compilation Holiday Season cd...."The Cerb Super Duper Kick Ass Bumhug Holiday Hootenanny Extravaganza!"......limited editions include an extra large, extra suckable ribbed candy cane and 2 glow in the dark rubbers (red and green of course)......sure it'll be in the Zellers bargain bin within a month. But who cares? Who's with me?!

Posted via Mobile Device

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, please sign in.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...