castle 38816 Report post Posted December 6, 2011 I'm kind of a humbug (or as I prefer...."bumhug" :p ) Every year I find it near impossible to get into the "holiday spirit". I can't stand the shopping, I can't stand the decorations, I can't stand the snow, I can't stand the trees.....but most of all.....I CANNOT stand the damned christmas music plaguing me everywhere I go.....it sucks...nope...don't like it. So I thought it would be fun to start a threat about some refreshing "non-christmasy" christmas songs.....the not-so-wholesome christmas songs :D And considering where we are I thought there would be no better choice to start things off than AC/DC's (the video's worth checking out even if you don't like the song ;) ) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sensual Erin 33928 Report post Posted December 6, 2011 Linkin Park -My December Hollywood Undead-Christmas in Hollywood. This one is definitely not wholesome but has a fun ring to it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj9A0bSaxLI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyra.Graves 23779 Report post Posted December 7, 2011 Oddly I've never heard this one in the malls... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shymale 10234 Report post Posted December 7, 2011 the trans-siberian orchestra christmas albums are really cool here's same sample Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyra.Graves 23779 Report post Posted December 7, 2011 This doesn't really qualify as kick ass but it certainly makes me smile each time I hear it (and I already own a comb)... and here's a couple more for you that are a little more in line with the thread theme... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedriver 6179 Report post Posted December 7, 2011 Here is a new christmas song that I think would fit in here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLPzytr56-c 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted December 7, 2011 I'm kind of a humbug (or as I prefer...."bumhug" :p ) Every year I find it near impossible to get into the "holiday spirit". I can't stand the shopping, I can't stand the decorations, I can't stand the snow, I can't stand the trees.....but most of all.....I CANNOT stand the damned christmas music plaguing me everywhere I go.....it sucks...nope...don't like it. So I thought it would be fun to start a threat about some refreshing "non-christmasy" christmas songs.....the not-so-wholesome christmas songs :D And considering where we are I thought there would be no better choice to start things off than AC/DC's (the video's worth checking out even if you don't like the song ;) ) I'd say this could be one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMTF5fLA6o 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted December 7, 2011 I think that the Drive-By Truckers Mrs. Claus' Kimono qualifies. Also, in the Bah humbug vein, here's Patton Oswalt doing a great bit about how terrible that song Christmas Shoes is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted December 7, 2011 How about Halford's Christmas album, Winter Songs? ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KShZjtrX4 Or perhaps german beer metallers Tankard with the song Fuck Christmas? There's also we wish you a merry Christmas with an all star cast that Includes Dio, Alice Cooper, Tony Iommi and Frickin' Lemmy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54CMth4Jpg Additional Comments: Alice Cooper - Santa Claus Is Coming 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted December 8, 2011 Austrian Death Machine-Jingle Bells "Alright Fatso Claus....time to get in shape, better start working out...or else...no more cookies for you!" lmao! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NTF69 115 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Definitely one of my favourite Christmas songs: The Kinks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xEopHCtEUo&feature=related and don't forget The Ramones: Rock on! NTF69 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 A parody of Enter Sandman by Metallica - Enter Santa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted December 11, 2011 Cledus T. Judd-Christmas a parody of this song Faith Hill-This Kiss Cledus's version is so wrong on so many levels RG :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VexingVixen 2519 Report post Posted December 11, 2011 I needed this thread. Was feeling traditional caroled out. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 Another non-traditional Christmas song that dovetails nicely with the spirit of this board Reggie Watts - Christmas is for Fucking 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted December 17, 2011 "Cradle my bells and work my horn".....couldn't have said it better myself! :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted December 17, 2011 The Dan Band - I Wanna Rock U Hard This Xmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rECGTM-gfk&ob=av2n Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
O'Cahla 4352 Report post Posted December 17, 2011 Check out the BOB RIVERS SHOW TWISTED TUNES LINK http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8652 http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8679c7i7797 http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8281 HO HO HO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedriver 6179 Report post Posted December 18, 2011 Here is one more that could inspire some people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdA-GYDUdE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted December 18, 2011 . I actually really dig these guys...they have a really interesting sound and are friggin' amazing in concert. Reggae-Metal...very interesting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted December 19, 2011 Taking Care Of Christmas-Randy Bachman RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted December 21, 2011 The White Stripes - Candy Cane Children Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted December 21, 2011 Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted December 21, 2011 I think we should release our very own compilation Holiday Season cd...."The Cerb Super Duper Kick Ass Bumhug Holiday Hootenanny Extravaganza!"......limited editions include an extra large, extra suckable ribbed candy cane and 2 glow in the dark rubbers (red and green of course)......sure it'll be in the Zellers bargain bin within a month. But who cares? Who's with me?! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
