Things you Couldn't Live Without

[waterat 20911]

More....

Multi ply bathroom tissue

 

I don't care if it's Multi ply - as long as it's finger proof!

 

4 Billion people on this earth have never seen toilet paper!

 

... and my list includes: being outdoors at minus 40! (on occasion)

[stevecurious 42059]

....is it....

 

 

It is!

 

By the way just so everyone knows I hug and kiss it every night before I go to bed. Actually I would marry it in a secret ceremony...if I could just find someone to conduct the ceremony.

 

"Television - teacher, mother...secret lover!"- Homer Simpson

[baileydog 9367]

food and water !!! ... almost forgot AIR

really close friends

books

music

every so often - a rousing political and/or religious arguement

my dog

getting away to the cottage frequently

[xmy556 6095]

[Old Dog 179138]

It is!

 

By the way just so everyone knows I hug and kiss it every night before I go to bed. Actually I would marry it in a secret ceremony...if I could just find someone to conduct the ceremony.

 

"Television - teacher, mother...secret lover!"- Homer Simpson

 

Ahhhhhhhh... so you left us briefly to carry on a secret and monogamous relationship with an 80" beauty. I get it. So my big question is... does it do two guy duos???

[stevecurious 42059]

Ahhhhhhhh... so you left us briefly to carry on a secret and monogamous relationship with an 80" beauty. I get it. So my big question is...does it do two guy duos???

 

80" beauty...an ample description of my wife if ever there was one. If however you are talking about my TV yes It does (duos), but I don't...unless you buy me dinner first! A nice dinner not like last time when you took me to Wendys for a Baconator, well it wasn't too bad but you could have at least let me upsized it!!!

[Katherine of Halifax 113932]

I am very simple, I can't live without my morning coffee.