donny96069 100 Report post Posted January 9, 2012 Anyone tried this new SPA on Merivale? Is this a just normal SPA or it has some happy stuff? If I call, how to ask if they provide the happy ending stuff? Thanks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
inti-mate 3454 Report post Posted January 9, 2012 There is a thread here. no extras. I have been as well. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=41519&highlight=unicorn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slurp 7020 Report post Posted January 9, 2012 As stated above, no happy endings but I go there for an excellent massage. My insurance pays for the legit massages they do there. They also do excellent pedicures and other spa services (not covered by insurance). I go see an escort first then go to Unicorn for massage. Best of both worlds, highly recommend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s**nflute Report post Posted January 9, 2012 (edited) As stated above, no happy endings but I go there for an excellent massage. My insurance pays for the legit massages they do there. They also do excellent pedicures and other spa services (not covered by insurance). I go see an escort first then go to Unicorn for massage. Best of both worlds, highly recommend. If your insurance company does not cover the cost, you can still claim it on your income tax as "medical expenses" however you must have a receipt as a backup, otherwise you are sol Works for me. Edited January 9, 2012 by s**nflute update info Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterat 20911 Report post Posted January 10, 2012 Why on on earth would they bother putting a quadruple x (should it be a triple x?) in the name if they didn't want to answer the inevitable question in the affirmative? I have neither seen their ad nor visited but I wonder how effective this marketing approach is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted January 10, 2012 Why on on earth would they bother putting a quadruple x (should it be a triple x?) in the name if they didn't want to answer the inevitable question in the affirmative? Because Unix is an operating system, and they don't want to look like a bunch of nerds? :) Looks like that's an edited version of their name - at least, that's what I got from slurp's post above. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slurp 7020 Report post Posted January 10, 2012 Why on on earth would they bother putting a quadruple x (should it be a triple x?) in the name if they didn't want to answer the inevitable question in the affirmative? I have neither seen their ad nor visited but I wonder how effective this marketing approach is! LOL, read man, read!!! OP didn't spell out the name, it's Unicorn! Ask him why he turned the name into a porn show ........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterat 20911 Report post Posted January 10, 2012 LOL, read man, read!!! OP didn't spell out the name, it's Unicorn! Ask him why he turned the name into a porn show ........ .....They'd run around free while the Earth was being born And the loveliest of all was the unicorn ..... OK now I'm reading! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donny96069 100 Report post Posted January 10, 2012 LoL... That is interesting. I usually used X for unknown or something to hide. I did not realized that XXXX is actually more X than XXX. LOL... I am curious why XXX is used for Porn business. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S*rca****sid Report post Posted January 11, 2012 LoL... That is interesting. I usually used X for unknown or something to hide. I did not realized that XXXX is actually more X than XXX. LOL... I am curious why XXX is used for Porn business. X was was a rating for movies. The more X's used, the more explicit it was considered. You can read about it here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_rating Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s**nflute Report post Posted January 12, 2012 LOL, read man, read!!! OP didn't spell out the name, it's Unicorn! Ask him why he turned the name into a porn show ........ I thought the XXX was there because mod caught the name of the vendor, did not realize the OP had XXXX input.....too funny!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r100rs 859 Report post Posted January 17, 2012 this is a legit massage business. for the best RMT massage ever , book an appointment with Jenny, she also loves to talk about meditation, spirituality. although no happy ending in the sexual sense, I am always happy after I leave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whiteman 14028 Report post Posted January 19, 2012 Because Unix is an operating system, and they don't want to look like a bunch of nerds? :) Looks like that's an edited version of their name - at least, that's what I got from slurp's post above. Do they offer to fix you with fsck's? ;) (Nerd translation: "fsck" is a filesystem fix command from Unix). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s**nflute Report post Posted January 21, 2012 Do they offer to fix you with fsck's? ;) (Nerd translation: "fsck" is a filesystem fix command from Unix). Can they format your hard drive :icon_biggrin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slurp 7020 Report post Posted January 22, 2012 Can they format your hard drive :icon_biggrin: Nope, they prefer floppy discs LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s**nflute Report post Posted January 22, 2012 Nope, they prefer floppy discs LOL Floppy disk are a thing of the past, now we have jump drives :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conquistador 18487 Report post Posted January 23, 2012 Floppy disk are a thing of the past, now we have jump drives :lol: I don't know about you but i tend to be in a Solid-state a lot :) ...SSD. ok, this thread just got real nerdy, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whiteman 14028 Report post Posted January 23, 2012 I don't know about you but i tend to be in a Solid-state a lot :) ...SSD. ok, this thread just got real nerdy, lol. Is that SSD a solid-state dick? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s**nflute Report post Posted January 23, 2012 Is that SSD a solid-state dick? It depends on the firmware version.....:icon_smile: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slurp 7020 Report post Posted January 23, 2012 Since this is a non HE place I tried to steer it towards a softer tone LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doug4fun 100 Report post Posted February 3, 2012 I like USB dics. Plug and Play. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest k***na Report post Posted March 14, 2012 Looks like this thread got a little side-tracked at the end..LOL! Im going in to Unicorn Spa today for a deep tissue massage. I have a good friend who works there and she treats me good....well with out a happy ending! Cant wait to get this knot out of my back:( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
