Seymour 3970 Report post Posted February 26, 2010 "Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." Mark Twain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hunknhot 1067 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 The one who you think is worth your tears, Shouldn't make you cry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parker 19761 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 "Women are like noodles... They're only straight until you get them wet." "I fuck all my friends..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjrd 324 Report post Posted March 1, 2010 being married is just like a tornado lots of sucking and blowing at the start but in the end you loose your house.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted March 14, 2010 "Women are like noodles... They're only straight until you get them wet." "I fuck all my friends..." Let's be friends, Naomi! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hunknhot 1067 Report post Posted March 19, 2010 Dream as if you will live forever, live as if you will die today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted March 19, 2010 One day at a time Who am I to be judge, jury and executioner of my fellow man? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jman47 233 Report post Posted March 21, 2010 The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. .Jimmy Johnson :wink: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trucido peritus lingua 2699 Report post Posted March 22, 2010 "I think [militant Islamists] believe in what they're doing and that they're going to get 70 virgins after they die-but, really, who wants 70 virgins? I want eight pros." Quote from George Clooney In other words Quality over quantity. Always. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted March 22, 2010 yadda, yadda, yadda. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clancy 142 Report post Posted March 22, 2010 If you can`t stand your own company how do you expect anyone else to? A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. A penny saved is ridiculous! If ignorance is bliss...this is Eden. When life gives you lemons...make lemonade. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickoshadows 937 Report post Posted April 10, 2010 A quote I have just come across, and one I will certainly use when an opportunity arises. I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. - Stephen Hawking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted April 10, 2010 "what we do in life, echoes in eternity" Gladiator Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
777flyer 1612 Report post Posted April 11, 2010 The BEST one I use at work..... "As God is my witness..... I thought Turkeys could fly...." Les Nessman, WKRP in Cincinnati, after the raid station decided to have a promo to give away turkey's.....and they released them from a helicopter 50 feet above the ground.......to the crowd below. On the job, this is what we tell rookie pilots as well....seems fitting ? SNK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soleil Sublime 38108 Report post Posted April 11, 2010 The incomparable, illustrious, and remarkable genius that is Albert Einstein said the following, and it's my favourite... Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous. Albert Einstein This was my yearbook quote in high school...(cheesy as it was, I was hopeful back then lol) Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings, but I live for my dream, and a pocketful of gold. Led Zeppelin- 'Over The Hills and Far Away' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickoshadows 937 Report post Posted April 11, 2010 The BEST one I use at work..... "As God is my witness..... I thought Turkeys could fly...." Les Nessman, WKRP in Cincinnati, after the raid station decided to have a promo to give away turkey's.....and they released them from a helicopter 50 feet above the ground.......to the crowd below. On the job, this is what we tell rookie pilots as well....seems fitting ? SNK That was Gordon Jump's line. Les Nessman said "They're hitting the pavement like bags of wet cement!" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted April 11, 2010 Nothing is more frightful then ignorance in action! Johan Van Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
777flyer 1612 Report post Posted April 11, 2010 Hi Rick, Lol, thanks for correcting me...... makes me laugh every single time i think of that show.....classic tks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted April 14, 2010 "If you have to ask how much something costs, you can't afford it." JP Morgan "Choose a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life." Confucius "Our greatest glory is not in ever falling but in rising every time we fall." Confucius "All greatest changes are preceded by chaos." Deepak Chopra "Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde "Be nice to people on your way up because you will meet them on your way down." Jimmy Durante "I'll sleep when I'm dead." Warren Zevon 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted April 14, 2010 If you want something done right you have to do it yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted May 24, 2010 "Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm ... As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others." - Audrey Hepburn 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isabella Gia (Banned) 53881 Report post Posted March 1, 2014 " Time is not gold, gold is worth nothing. Time is life." - Jose Luis Sampedro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bianca Jaguar 39183 Report post Posted March 1, 2014 For those who understand french...here is mine: Vivre et laissez vivre! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darr 1019 Report post Posted March 1, 2014 This was said in my presence when I was young. He said it with a smile of rememberance, and at the time I thought it was stupid and odd. It will never be famous but it explained a lot about the mans charactor. I think of it often and now use it myself: "I remember her. I got in love with her once", my dad. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted March 6, 2014 Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Confucius Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
