dune 100 Report post Posted August 20, 2009 fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjrd 324 Report post Posted August 20, 2009 I like my little one, it fits in all the holes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjrd 324 Report post Posted August 20, 2009 if at first you don`t succeed try something sneakier. whatever suites yer fancy just tickles me plum to death. ( jed Clampet ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ou**or**n Report post Posted August 20, 2009 "Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted August 21, 2009 If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right. Henry Ford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirkgently 1778 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 you can lead a horse to water but you'd better be big and determined if you are going to drown him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dune 100 Report post Posted August 21, 2009 don't put your hand any where you wouldn't put your dick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjrd 324 Report post Posted August 23, 2009 I used to have a little plack on my wall that said. LOVE YOUR ENEMIES, IT DRIVES THEM NUTS. I miss that thing but the words are very true. :motion: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teched 418 Report post Posted August 24, 2009 The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowley and lie about your age. Lucille Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coachg 388 Report post Posted August 28, 2009 "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened". 2/3 of 4/5 of f...all is still f...all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teched 418 Report post Posted August 28, 2009 don't put your hand any where you wouldn't put your dick or don't put your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your hand! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LazeyGeorge 768 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 "Words and intentions pale in the light of actions and deeds." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MandalayBay 575 Report post Posted September 2, 2009 "Nothing splendid has been achieved, except by those who dared to believe they were superior to circumstance." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gagagaga Report post Posted September 2, 2009 "Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!!" -Robin Williams my motto for life!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 2, 2009 "When all is said and done, more is said than done" .... Barney Kremenko, creator of the modern business meeting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AttilaTheHun 356 Report post Posted September 3, 2009 Opinions are like assholes, everybody has got one. Dirty Harry Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear. Ace Ventura ATH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ragnaglar 440 Report post Posted September 3, 2009 The weak enslave themselves there is no peace at the gates Leadership - it gets you shot in the head! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted September 19, 2009 Tough times never last, but tough people do. "Robert H. Schuller " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214136 Report post Posted September 19, 2009 You ain't seen nothing till you're down on the muffin. Mick Jagger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coachg 388 Report post Posted September 19, 2009 This one is a golfer saying "Never up, never in"... but I guess it could also apply to our favorite hobbying activity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grass_Hopper 18263 Report post Posted September 19, 2009 They look good, They taste good, And you would step over your own mother to get one! -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzitup 5652 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 "There is more to life than increasing it's speed." and "Life should not be measured by how many breathes we take, rather, by the moments that take our breath away." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted September 20, 2009 "Marriage works, monogamy doesn't." (I came up with that one...) "There's a fine line between genius and insanity." (Don't know who said it, but I wholeheartedly believe it...) "Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse." (I think I'm getting too old to fall into that one, but I can still live fast, die midlife and leave a well taken care of corpse...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F***s*t 145 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 "The Glass is always half full" Great way to look at life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
s********m 116 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 "LIFE is uncertain Eat Dessert First" "Don't Quit there is no telling how far you will have to run while chasing your dreams" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites