backrubman 64800 Report post Posted March 31, 2012 When some replies to a thread with "wow thats f'd" and nothing more.... hmmm? http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=330287&postcount=7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted April 5, 2012 2for1 plastic surgery. Yup, just saw a commercial from Starz Plastic Surgery. Pass! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted April 6, 2012 People that won't take ten secs to pick up after their dog but will spend 2mins trying to cover it over with leaves or dirt.........duhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted April 6, 2012 People who let their dogs off leash while you are walking yours.Of course I have to let my dog loose to enable him to defend himself. My dog cleans the others clock and the offender t(he other dogs owner) gets pissed cause my dog cleaned his dogs clock and its my fault? Go figure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magic-eh 630 Report post Posted April 7, 2012 Hmmm.. if wool clothing shrinks in washer, why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted April 7, 2012 Part of a conversation today. "Why is the flag at half mast? Who died today?" "Jesus." Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athos 108589 Report post Posted April 7, 2012 Sign on the side a street vender's truck in St. John's: "Long Dick's Sausage Emporium". All new meaning to the term street meat!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secrets of Victoria 7208 Report post Posted April 12, 2012 Grocery store sign: Breadcrumbs- $0.99 each Now wouldn't that make a package of several thousand rather expensive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 12, 2012 2for1 plastic surgery. Yup, just saw a commercial from Starz Plastic Surgery. Pass! I am OK with this Meg.... My brother got a Slap Chop that he saw on a commercial...another brother has a Ginsu he saw on a commercial ! All is good ! Soooo.... let's you and I go for a two for one Plastic surgery !! You go first ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omehgosh 736 Report post Posted April 12, 2012 Watching TV and hearing "Tonight at eight, an all new episode of..." Do new episodes ever come in halves? Might it revert to a repeat after the second commercial break? Hmmm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 17, 2012 Well ... I was at a lounge for drinks with a few friends the other day...and a waitress who's happy meal was short a few fries came up to me and asked .... "are those people who were sitting at that table beside you sitting there right now?" ..... so I look over and there is nobody sitting there so I replied .... "why yes sweetie they are still sitting there they are just invisible" .... true story and I got cut off :( 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted April 22, 2012 When your neighbour finds out you are an sp then thinks all of the cities crimes and criminals will now be coming to her door,,,,,,,duhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aspen Wilde 31370 Report post Posted May 8, 2012 The bananas I bought two weeks ago are still green. These are obviously not trustworthy bananas. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted May 16, 2012 The bananas I bought two weeks ago are still green. These are obviously not trustworthy bananas. i would be horrified and probably make someone take them outside and throw them away. obviously mutant bananas! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piano8950 32577 Report post Posted May 17, 2012 I'd sell them on ebay. Mutant bananas! Feed them to your turtles and see the possibilities! (Not responsible for any outcome) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest L**gh M****e Report post Posted May 17, 2012 I've always been perplexed with those 'child proof lighters'...I can never figured them out or have a terrible hard time to get it lit....but a 10 year old child never fails to light them! Hmmmmmmm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted May 17, 2012 People who live in Ottawa find Kanata to Orleans a daunting journey. People from out of town, ie Toronto or Vancouver, see it as a short little jaunt! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 18, 2012 People who live in Ottawa find Kanata to Orleans a daunting journey. People from out of town, ie Toronto or Vancouver, see it as a short little jaunt! That has vexed me too Meg...and I have made the 3 1/2-4 hour drive (depending whereabouts and if I hit rush hour in Ottawa I'm going) on more than one occasion (as you know :-)) no complaints...yet Kanata to Orleans, is a major trek Some people don't know how good they have it RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piano8950 32577 Report post Posted May 18, 2012 People who live in Ottawa find Kanata to Orleans a daunting journey. People from out of town, ie Toronto or Vancouver, see it as a short little jaunt! Goodness is this for real? People of Ottawa are spoilt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brute 216 Report post Posted May 28, 2012 If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 28, 2012 By the same token, if infancy can refer to being an infant, does being an adult mean your in adultery? RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted May 29, 2012 If we're going to start asking questions like that, this thread clearly requires a contribution from Philosoraptor. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loopie 15358 Report post Posted June 16, 2012 Something that always cramps my mind is when people say something is "not for the easily-offended". The reason being, I don't think anybody considers themselves to be easily offended. Everybody considers their own offence to be legitimate. I've never met somebody who's said "That offended me, but I'm a stupid ninny and I get my knickers in a twist over the dumbest shit. Seriously, I am soooo touchy and unreasonable." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted June 16, 2012 When you go to a store and your total is $35.04 and the lady sees you have a $50 in hand. She proceeds to 'punch in' the amount in the cash register but you tell her to wait because you want to give her the 4 cents so you don't end up with more change in your wallet... She says she can't because she already put the amount in the cash register and she has to give you $14.96 back because that's what showing on her screen... I'm always speechless when this happens and I just smile but it definitely makes me go 'hmmm'! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
