Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted June 16, 2012 Not to offend anyone this may appeal to, but I just came back from a grocery store that was offering a nice package of "marinated pork bung". Not being exactly sure if my take on bung was the same as their's, it was confirmed when I read the French version, "rectum du porc mariné". Hmmm. Perhaps with a Greek salad? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted June 16, 2012 So I just happen to come across a picture for this movie and I have to say it has me intrigued. Will it be one of those movies that is just so ridiculous that you can't stop laughing or will it just be plain bad. If it's on Netflix I may just have to sneak a peak, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted June 17, 2012 I took my young niece to a fair and rodeo on Friday afternoon I saw a sign on a set of corrals that said "Kids Live Pony Ride" So I am thinking "Hmmm No Shit ! " It wouldn't be much fun pushing my niece around on a DEAD HORSE now would it ? ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted June 17, 2012 Brought to you by MasterCard, and Sparkasse bank in Chemnitz, Germany - the Karl Marx credit card: (Chemnitz, once part of East Germany, was formerly known as Karl-Marx-Stadt.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 18, 2012 Someone really didn't think this through... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted June 19, 2012 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brockvilleman 615 Report post Posted June 19, 2012 when i lived out in omemee ontario there is a provincial park, emily park.it is fenced in and along the fence they have no tresspassing signs. from where i was on the road i could see all these people on the beach . wonder if i should have called 911 or the park ranger. hmmm, what are parks for again. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 28, 2012 Visiting mom for holiday weekend (starting now) First order of business...her internet is down, fix it. Run through the diagnostics on the computer, up comes "contact online support"...duh, can't get on the internet, how the hell am I going to get online support. Figured it out on my own, and can post as you can see RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
northerntantra 4671 Report post Posted July 3, 2012 when i lived out in omemee ontario there is a provincial park, emily park.it is fenced in and along the fence they have no tresspassing signs. from where i was on the road i could see all these people on the beach . wonder if i should have called 911 or the park ranger. hmmm, what are parks for again. Reminds me of a park sign I saw once, years ago ... Park Restrictions No camping No fires No loud noise No boating No swimming No fishing No dogs No frisbees No picnicking No littering Have a great day! Enjoy your park! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **zz**x Report post Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) Oops my mistake! Edited July 3, 2012 by **zz**x Already mentioned Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
northerntantra 4671 Report post Posted July 12, 2012 Why is it that instructions for microwaving food often say "let stand for 2 minutes before serving"? I don't know about you, but I just let the dish sit there -- no standing involved! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113932 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 Hmmmm, makes me think of the time that my wife came home and told me she was stopped by the Mounties. They had her for speeding, passing on a double line and a brake light was out. He gave her a warning! My God, if that was me I'd have been in jail. All I could say to her was, " So, just how short WAS your skirt? " So Lee, just how short was your skirt?! Well a couple of years ago I lost my drivers licence for stupidly passing a school bus with the lights flashing. I had to take my drivers test again and thought it might give me a slight advantage to wear a tight low top . Definitly did not work, I failed and then some with a severe scolding from the examiner. He was not the least bit impressed with my nearly exposed breasts. Hmmmmm Next time around my mother, a wiley chick herself told me men liked legs way more than breasts. To ensure total success I wore the short skirt and another tight top. Still no luck and he failed me again. So this time I cried my eyes out and he gave me my licence back. Hmmmm, tears worked but titties and shaply legs did not. Big Hmmmm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **zz**x Report post Posted July 15, 2012 (edited) A woman crying works like kryponite - men are basically defenceless in the face of female tears - but please use this power sparingly! Well a couple of years ago I lost my drivers licence for stupidly passing a school bus with the lights flashing. I had to take my drivers test again and thought it might give me a slight advantage to wear a tight low top . Definitly did not work, I failed and then some with a severe scolding from the examiner. He was not the least bit impressed with my nearly exposed breasts. Hmmmmm Next time around my mother, a wiley chick herself told me men liked legs way more than breasts. To ensure total success I wore the short skirt and another tight top. Still no luck and he failed me again. So this time I cried my eyes out and he gave me my licence back. Hmmmm, tears worked but titties and shaply legs did not. Big Hmmmm. Edited July 15, 2012 by **zz**x spelling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113932 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 A woman crying works like kryponite - men are basically defenceless in the face of female tears - but please use this power sparingly! I promise I did not use it for power, I was so upset. The first time he demanded I take driving lessons in order to improve which I did at a cost of over $500. The school assurred me I was ready to pass the test. I neglected to mention in my first story this was the same examiner that gave me my licence at the age of 16, I remember thinking then he was kind of cranky. 20 years later his disposition was certainly not better but even worse. Good news though, I am now very careful when I see a bus. :icon_smile::icon_smile::icon_smile: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted July 19, 2012 Magazines frequently have lists of the "Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive", or something like that. Do they really have to specify that the women be alive, or are there a lot more necrophiliacs out there than we think there are? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
northerntantra 4671 Report post Posted August 2, 2012 Watching the Olympics ... In men's gymnastics they call them the Parallel Bars. In women's gymnastics, they are the Uneven Bars. Why aren't they called the Non-parallel Bars? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isabella Gia (Banned) 53881 Report post Posted August 2, 2012 During my last trip home I had to visit one of my favourite clothing stores there and fell in love with a dress, I found it in my size and was ready to buy it when I suddenly saw the tag which said 'DO NOT WASH' so it wasn't hand wash or dry clean only but a non-washable dress!! :confused0024: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted August 6, 2012 A balconette bra that's generally known as a balcony bra is so named owing to your indisputable fact that it serves like a balcony for ones breasts. These objectives are done together with the help of sustenance from a base within the breasts, which potential clients into the development of the sort of balcony. The benefit is frequently the breasts look fuller plus more considerable after you dress in these a bra simply because it ends in an upward push through the decrease facet. The truth is that is certainly a beloved of women who go for plunging neck lines owing for the incontrovertible fact that it will help them display an outstanding cleavage. It genuinely is suitable for occasions through which you transpire to become looking for target to by yourself from males. However, you ought to continually guard towards overdoing it. There are numerous ladies who're bewildered concerning the variances in regards to the 50 percent cup bra together with balcony bra. The true secret variance in among the two lies from the way the bra is decreased or made. The cuts within the fifty percent cup brassiere are definitely more elaborate, while that within the balcony bra is much more delicate without having obtaining extending to cover the whole duration while in the breast. (Okay, got that? LOL) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted August 7, 2012 When people report your ad and complain about something they think it says without having read the entire thing... Is reading an ancient form of art these days? Hummmm, I wonder! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted August 7, 2012 (edited) Lots of creepy bra designs (including built-in wine dispenser) here: http://www.designswan.com/archives/10-creative-and-unusual-bra-designs.html Edited August 8, 2012 by Touch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Well as a frequent user of hotels a question. Why do hotel rooms with two queen size beds have either only 1 armchair, or none at all, but a room with 1 king size bed have a couch and armchair, or at least two armchairs (at least in my experience) If a room has two queen size beds, it is plausible that there could be up to four people in the room A room with one king size bed, plausible only one person, usually two in the room So why more seating in a room that likely will have less people in it hmmmm..... RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted March 2, 2013 Just joined Costco. They have a Costco American Express card which comes with the membership...only thing I didn't have to apply for the AmEx card How can a credit card company issue a cc without you applying for it first. And no, they didn't ask for my SIN, which cc companies usually do when applying for a card Makes me go hmmm Anyhow scissors go to it when I get it, one card is enough RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted March 2, 2013 When someone requests information, you answer, then nothing. Hmmm 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted March 2, 2013 Why do all sets of instructions start by telling you how important it is that you read the instructions? What the heck do they think I am doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
