Funny questions people ask..

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

This dude calls me...asks me my rate i proceed to tell him.

He says "ok i'll be honest with you...i just want sex"

i laught and hang up

 

kisses,

Emma A

 

please add to this thread if you get funny or stupid questions...

[A***** A***** 510]

I get asked...

 

• Is that you or someone else in your ads?
  
• Where do you live?
  
• What kind of place do you live in?
  
• What does this mean?
  

It never ends, and it always results in either hanging up the phone, or telling them to go back, read my ad, and call me back when they figure it out

[Guest f***2f***]

well girls i can only imagine the half of the stupidity. we get it in chat and in pms....these guys who can't read or search the info....i'm getting very tired of it...you guys must get fed up some days...even though you are the sweetest gals.....emma for saint I say!!

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

I also think its funny{in a weird way} when they ask what you look like...lol

 

i tell them they must know since their calling me...one time this dude said" well i had so many numbers i forget which one you are" smooth...lmao

you know i made an appointment with his asap...NOT!lol

 

kisses,

Emma :mrgreen:A

[E.D. man 691]

well I asked u how much you were because I had aproblem reading your sight as the green color ob your background blended in emma and you were nice enough to tell me how much you charged. And you helped me change my mail setting on here. I giess I couls have been asking dumb questions? but u didn't think so. But we all have brain farts at times.:x:?:;-)

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

The funny part E.D wasn't how much my service is...it was the fact that he said"he just wanted sex"...

 

kisses,

Emma A

[captain 160]

The funny part E.D wasn't how much my service is...it was the fact that he said"he just wanted sex"...

 

What? You mean people have sex with escorts? Where have i been! I thought we just paid to hang out with a pretty girl for an hour..... maybe watch a little tv!! lol

[A***** A***** 510]

This happened to me last night.. seriously!

 

Was having a good night, and this call comes through

 

Hello can you tell me about your rates?

 

I ask what add, as I have several in different publications

 

He stated the one on CL

 

I go ok, did you read it?

 

Partly...

 

I said what did you want to know?

 

What are you rates? *rates are CLEARLY LISTED*

 

" I am a cheap hindu, I want a deal"

 

I kid you not!

 

Sorry but with that kind of response, you get hung up on and blocked!

 

Unfortunately for me, I live in an area that has a HIGH EI population, and I have since learned to not answer any calls with names that relate, or I go ahead and ask if they are.

 

Some might think of me as being racist, but hey look at it this way

 

It's my pussy, my house. I decide who I want to fuck:roll:

 

99% of those calls that come in from EI are

 

Massage?!

 

How much you charge?

 

I need a girl!

 

Where do you live?

 

I see you now?!

 

There is not a chance in hell I would see someone that can't speak in more than one word, let alone speak in a clear, sentence!

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

yes its funny when they ask especially when we have it marked on our sites...lol but it can become a pain in the you know where as well....i think a lot of men are like my ex husband when he was looking for a movie to rent ...he would just look at the pics on the cover and back and if he seen boobs then he would rent it...lmao..

 

kisses,

Emma

[A***** A***** 510]

thinking with the other head perhaps?:wink:

[Miss Jessy Mtl Sex City 100]

Hello,

 

I will be in Montreal next week and would like to meet one of your girls ?

Is any one will be available ?

 

Mr. X

 

Hello Sir.,

 

Yes there will be, from Monday to Saturday, from 10am to midnite,

and there is X girls working on different schedules !

 

Miss Jessy

 

:mrgreen:

[Guest **g*or***]

This happened to me last night.. seriously!

 

Was having a good night, and this call comes through

 

Hello can you tell me about your rates?

 

I ask what add, as I have several in different publications

 

He stated the one on CL

 

I go ok, did you read it?

 

Partly...

 

I said what did you want to know?

 

What are you rates? *rates are CLEARLY LISTED*

 

" I am a cheap hindu, I want a deal"

 

I kid you not!

 

Sorry but with that kind of response, you get hung up on and blocked!

 

Unfortunately for me, I live in an area that has a HIGH EI population, and I have since learned to not answer any calls with names that relate, or I go ahead and ask if they are.

 

Some might think of me as being racist, but hey look at it this way

 

It's my pussy, my house. I decide who I want to fuck

 

99% of those calls that come in from EI are

 

Massage?!

 

How much you charge?

 

I need a girl!

 

Where do you live?

 

I see you now?!

 

There is not a chance in hell I would see someone that can't speak in more than one word, let alone speak in a clear, sentence!

 

I think the real problem is not the race of the caller itself or the language barrier; it's the cultural and social mores of the person. I've known plenty of Hindu, Muslim, African and Caribbian men who:

 

• are cheap
  
• dirty/unclean/stink
  
• dress in clothes that Goodwill would burn
  
• treat women as lesser beings, garbage, items to be used on their convenience.
  

Their conduct was always due to their upbringing: the culture of their family, village, and the social mores they followed there. Many ethnic co-workers who became friends of mine explained this to me, and they shake their head at it. Now these gentlemen were all clean, well spoken even with a heavy accent, and treat their women as well as other men with respect.

 

As far as language goes - well, I've been with Quebecquois SPs and strippers whose English was poor, but were able to do business me in a sweet...VERY sweet, lol ... manner. But I know how to conduct myself, too. If I didn't, the language barrier would be the least of her problems.

 

End thread derailment, my apologies. Surry-BBW, all I can tell you is be safe, don't get shortchanged, and be nice to the ones who are just nervous newbies ;) I say that because

 

I research the boards and websites before I contact an SP, but early on I'll tell you my questions weren't stupid, but I was so shy and nervous I probably SOUNDED stupid :oops: :mrgreen:

[A***** A***** 510]

End thread derailment, my apologies. Surry-BBW, all I can tell you is be safe, don't get shortchanged, and be nice to the ones who are just nervous newbies ;) I say that because

 

I research the boards and websites before I contact an SP, but early on I'll tell you my questions weren't stupid, but I was so shy and nervous I probably SOUNDED stupid :oops: :mrgreen:

 

Thanks, you are the type of person I wish I had, instead of these "less then preffered" on a daily basis. Good luck with your search! :-D

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

yes you can't let one bad apple spoil the bunch or where would that leave us...lol....we can get the same attitude from any man...no matter the color,language or culture...kisses

 

I think the real problem is not the race of the caller itself or the language barrier; it's the cultural and social mores of the person. I've known plenty of Hindu, Muslim, African and Caribbian men who:

 

• are cheap
  
• dirty/unclean/stink
  
• dress in clothes that Goodwill would burn
  
• treat women as lesser beings, garbage, items to be used on their convenience.
  

Their conduct was always due to their upbringing: the culture of their family, village, and the social mores they followed there. Many ethnic co-workers who became friends of mine explained this to me, and they shake their head at it. Now these gentlemen were all clean, well spoken even with a heavy accent, and treat their women as well as other men with respect.

 

As far as language goes - well, I've been with Quebecquois SPs and strippers whose English was poor, but were able to do business me in a sweet...VERY sweet, lol ... manner. But I know how to conduct myself, too. If I didn't, the language barrier would be the least of her problems.

 

End thread derailment, my apologies. Surry-BBW, all I can tell you is be safe, don't get shortchanged, and be nice to the ones who are just nervous newbies ;) I say that because

 

I research the boards and websites before I contact an SP, but early on I'll tell you my questions weren't stupid, but I was so shy and nervous I probably SOUNDED stupid :oops: :mrgreen:

[A***** A***** 510]

Well I can and do exclude a bunch that I don't want to see in my house, let alone my bed. End of story.

 

Just because someone calls me, doesn't mean I have to answer, or even see them. There are plenty of days where I won't answer the phone due to caller,numbers from business, etc.

 

I run a tight ship, as I see fit.

 

By all means see who you want, and I will do that as well. That is the great thing about being independent, and having choice and control over what you do with your time, your day, your house:wink:

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

i do agree with you i only see who i want when i want. There are some people i will not see again as well. Even today here in Calgary this gent i met on my last visit to Calgary is driving me nuts...he has been calling me too often and its getting to me. He thinks i should just drop everything and everyone and see him....he says he loves me...lol...he is from another country but its because hes a pest that i won't see him...hes been calling since arrived last wed....today i could see him as i have time but NO WAY...lol

 

we like who we like and that's that...and i TOTALLY agree with you in the fact that just because you call doesn't mean i'm going to see you. we all have our limits and who we want to see,what type of men we enjoy being with...its the quality not the quantity we like...

 

kisses,

Emma

 

 

 

Well I can and do exclude a bunch that I don't want to see in my house, let alone my bed. End of story.

 

Just because someone calls me, doesn't mean I have to answer, or even see them. There are plenty of days where I won't answer the phone due to caller,numbers from business, etc.

 

I run a tight ship, as I see fit.

 

By all means see who you want, and I will do that as well. That is the great thing about being independent, and having choice and control over what you do with your time, your day, your house:wink:

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

Back to the funny questions people say...

 

 

while giving a massage one time this gent said " can you rub my bum?"

 

because of his muffled voice in the "pillow" i heard "can you wipe my bum?"

 

lmao thank god i asked him to repete that....hahaha

 

kisses,

Emma:lol:

[A***** A***** 510]

lmao thank god i asked him to repete that....hahaha

 

kisses,

Emma:lol:

 

Too funny :wink:

[cat 262460]

I love the "are you a natural redhead"? LMAO! At my age...who is all natural? Did I start out a redhead...YES! But does it really matter? My roof matches my front door and my shutters. Or "how smooth are your feet", "how does your ass feel" and last but not least "do you really enjoy it"? WTF is "it"?

 

There are no stupid questions if asked in the right context, but sometimes....

 

Catherine

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

I love the "are you a natural redhead"? LMAO! At my age...who is all natural? Did I start out a redhead...YES! But does it really matter? My roof matches my front door and my shutters. Or "how smooth are your feet", "how does your ass feel" and last but not least "do you really enjoy it"? WTF is "it"?

 

There are no stupid questions if asked in the right context, but sometimes....

 

Catherine

 

 

yes its all in how you ask them....when they ask me if i'm a natural blonde i just say, "you'll never know"...hahaha

kisses,

Emma

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

one of the worst questions was: "how much to suck my bird?" i didn't know weather to laugh or cry....i knew he was serious as i had seen him went i first started as an escort working for an agency....a voice i would never forget.....ick...the poor dude didn't even know that he came....yuck.....need less to say i never seen him again....call it just about nything but please do not call it a "bird",unless he meant his cockatoo...lmao or a cock or 2...ok i'll stop now...hehe

 

kisses,

Emma

[YOGI 100]

I love the "are you a natural redhead"? LMAO! At my age...who is all natural? Did I start out a redhead...YES! But does it really matter? My roof matches my front door and my shutters. Or "how smooth are your feet", "how does your ass feel" and last but not least "do you really enjoy it"? WTF is "it"?

 

There are no stupid questions if asked in the right context, but sometimes....

 

Catherine

 

 

Absolutely no doubt in my mind! and your butt feels great!

[E.D. man 691]

text messaging was invented by companies to make money nothing else.:sad::-x

[Guest **g*or***]

....call it just about nything but please do not call it a "bird",unless he meant his cockatoo...lmao or a cock or 2...ok i'll stop now...hehe

 

I'm having a nasty image of him asking you to service his lonely parrot...GAG! lol

 

"Polly want a bbbj SWAWK!"

[A***** A***** 510]

Is that you in your ad?

 

Sorry, no! It's my sister...

 

Can I meet her?:roll:

 

What color is your hair?

 

Pink!

 

Really, wow!