Funny questions people ask..

[VedaSloan 119179]

I've had guys ask me if I'm really a G cup, and not just in a PM or in chat, they've asked during the appointment. Um, you've got them right in front of you, what do you think?

 

I had one guy ask me if I really needed my glasses or were they just for show. I guess I'm out of the loop, I didn't know people wore glasses when they didn't need them.

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

Speaking about boobs this one said to me "wow their the best implants i have ever felt. They feel so real!".....they are real....lmao:roll:

[PistolPete 61421]

I had this SP months back..she said "do you mind if I licked your balls and your ass I love clean shaven balls" (No seriously fucking stop I'm very sensitive there!) I replied "fill your boots or shall I say fill your mouth":mrgreen:

[Tigerclaw 248]

Back to the funny questions people say...

 

 

while giving a massage one time this gent said " can you rub my bum?"

 

because of his muffled voice in the "pillow" i heard "can you wipe my bum?"

 

lmao thank god i asked him to repete that....hahaha

 

kisses,

Emma:lol:

 

My Dearest Emma,

 

This thread that you have started is just too funny...but I really got caught off guard with the above quote...lMAO...I had to clean my screen off...(again...lol)

[etasman2000 15994]

What? You mean people have sex with escorts? Where have i been! I thought we just paid to hang out with a pretty girl for an hour..... maybe watch a little tv!! lol

A well known Baptist preacher did just that. He was approach in Thailand by 2 very young girls, their basic words were "one hour both of us do what you want". He decided that if he didn't take their offer someone else less honorable would. He rented Disyney movies, bought lots of ice-cream and chocolates and spent the hour with them watching TV getting sick on ice-cream and sweets.

[Guest f***2f***]

yeah right while they blew him no doubt!!!!:boobies:

[Narman 117]

one of the worst questions was: "how much to suck my bird?" i didn't know weather to laugh or cry....i knew he was serious as i had seen him went i first started as an escort working for an agency....a voice i would never forget.....ick...the poor dude didn't even know that he came....yuck.....need less to say i never seen him again....call it just about nything but please do not call it a "bird",unless he meant his cockatoo...lmao or a cock or 2...ok i'll stop now...hehe

 

kisses,

Emma

 

Hahaha, was this in the maritimes? I grew up down there, and for some reason, as children, we were taught penis=bird and vagina=cookie (I have no idea why, but many kids in my neighbourhood used the same terms) Nevertheless, it's still a very odd thing to say.

Anyway to keep this on topic I should point out that not all SPs are as honest in their advertising as most on here. I've asked 'stupid questions' like "how old are you"? or "how much do you weigh?" (not usually) It has happened that I've gotten different answers then what their ad says. When this happens all I can think is "what else is she lying about?"

Cheers,

 

p.s. The asking about rates then sayin "I just want sex" thing is hilarious

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

yes it was here in Halifax...lol...for some reason the older generation used to call it a bird...lol. when my boys were little we called the penis "peanut" i have no idea why...lol it didn't last long thought as soon as they asked about elephants eating peanuts...hahaha

kisses,

Emma A

[etasman2000 15994]

cock = bird

 

It was a common euphemism in primary school and I'm not that old!

 

Speaking of peanuts and elephants.

 

 

Do you know what the elephant asked the naked man

 

"Heh buddy do you eat peanuts with that ?"

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

cock = bird

 

It was a common euphemism in primary school and I'm not that old!

 

Speaking of peanuts and elephants.

 

 

Do you know what the elephant asked the naked man

 

"Heh buddy do you eat peanuts with that ?"

 

very funny! I love it!

 

lmao

kisses,

Emma A

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

cock = bird

 

 

Then how can the equation still hold true that "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"? 'Cause I'm guessing that the "two in the bush" situation ... would call for an extra donation these days.

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

haha 2 in the bush should be worth more anytime....lol

kisses,

Emma A

[caveman 147]

Then how can the equation still hold true that "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"? 'Cause I'm guessing that the "two in the bush" situation ... would call for an extra donation these days.

 

I find I am definitely birdbrained at times...but I try not to flip the bird too often (ouch!). I do like the early bird, but I do not enjoy it when birds of a feather flock together (not that there's anything wrong with that).

 

This does explain what they were talking about when they were teaching me about the birds and the bees, but does that mean that bee is another term for "cookie"?

 

However, I do not wish for anyone to kill two birds with one stone!

 

All in all, I wish we could all just live as free as a bird! :D

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

but still i found it funny...

 

i have a friend that i hangout with sometimes here in Halli...anyway he seems to ask me questions i find funny...example:

 

i told him how much i spent on groceries{keep in mind i have teenage boys}

he says"omg where does it go?" ummmmmm i thinking what do you mean where does it go...they eat it....lol

 

another one he asked me...."why do you guys drink so much?" {not booze} just regular drinks....i don't think i could answer that i just laughted....drink so much aren't you suppost to drink to live...omg {no wonder hes so little...no food and no drinks}

 

kisses,

Emma

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

i went tanning yesterday...and took a taxi back...the driver was from Africa...

 

he says to me..."what is an Sp?"

i'm thinking...Jesus do i have it written on my forehead?

i say "excuse me? an Sp?"

he says"yes the place you were just in."

phew i'm thinking...

"oh you mean the spa"

i thought it was so funny...i bet my face was blood red too...

i told him what a SPA was and somewhere in there he thought i danced by myself while tanning....don't ask me how he got that image...lmao

{that would be scary if you ever seen me dance...lmao}

 

kisses,

Emma

[RubJunky 1954]

I can totally understand what you SP's go through, I've had similar phone calls from peolple looking for my services, here is one of the best calls....

 

"Are you a web designer" yes I am, "how much do you charge" What business are you in and do you have a site online now? "I don't have a site up but I need to know how much you charge" I can't estimate the job until I know the details, photography, custom graphics, do you want a dynamic site or static and so on. "ok never mind I guess you don't want my business" - goodbye

 

Confused???? I was.

 

rub

[esoterica 624]

I can totally understand what you SP's go through, I've had similar phone calls from peolple looking for my services, here is one of the best calls....

 

"Are you a web designer" yes I am, "how much do you charge" What business are you in and do you have a site online now? "I don't have a site up but I need to know how much you charge" I can't estimate the job until I know the details, photography, custom graphics, do you want a dynamic site or static and so on. "ok never mind I guess you don't want my business" - goodbye

 

Confused???? I was.

 

rub

 

I have learned to say $2000 a day plus expenses. It's an answer,

[Akhenaton 221]

ROFL, yeah, been there, done that too ! I think we all get to something like that after a while, no details ? well you get a guess for a price (of course there are always unforseeables....) ;)

 

I have learned to say $2000 a day plus expenses. It's an answer,

[Guest M***ell***A]

I think the funniest one I get every so often is an email saying:

"Hi Michelle! How can I contact you for an appointment?"

 

Um... you just did!

[Apex2006 1071]

The OTHER head makes 90% of my decisions. lol

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

I think the funniest one I get every so often is an email saying:

"Hi Michelle! How can I contact you for an appointment?"

 

 

 

Um... you just did!

 

 

lmao those ones are funny ...sometimes i write them back and say, "i don't know"...usually they catch on then...hahaha

kisses,

Emma A

[Guest i***k***]

I think the funniest one I get every so often is an email saying:

"Hi Michelle! How can I contact you for an appointment?"

 

Um... you just did!

 

HAHA I think I was one of those guys once...

[YoungStud 468]

Madison Avenue loves guys like that. It makes marketing almost anything so easy. 8)

 

yes its funny when they ask especially when we have it marked on our sites...lol but it can become a pain in the you know where as well....i think a lot of men are like my ex husband when he was looking for a movie to rent ...he would just look at the pics on the cover and back and if he seen boobs then he would rent it...lmao..

 

kisses,

Emma