What would the "Hobbiest" write for an opening line on ad?

[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

OK! , So this is a chance to show off your creative and sexy talent for writing your ad fellas!!

 

I would be interested in reading what you would write for us ladies to impress us, make us want to pick you above all other's! LMAO.... This purely for fun, let' keep it within the parameters of the etiquette expected on this site!!

[LeeRichards 177238]

Well I have tried this once....I think it is gonna work but will let you know in about 3 weeks Sophia ;)

 

[roamingguy 300292]

Middle aged gentleman looking for a GFE encounter

Bald, overweight, but I pay in full, no haggling, and even shower too :-)

RG

[antlerman 17064]

Ditto

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[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

Ditto

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is "Ditio" your opening line??? LOL..just teasing hun:)

[mrgreen760 37785]

A mature (aka older) well spoken gentlman offering a BFE

 

Peace

MG

[poolasaurus 5877]

Young stud, washboard abs, length and girth to make a horse jealous. He's not here but I am.

 

 

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[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

Young stud, washboard abs, length and girth to make a horse jealous. He's not here but I am.

 

 

Posted from my iPhone

 

Hahahahaha, love it!! Thanks for that one:) When are you avail? LOL

[LeeRichards 177238]

Hows about......" What has 140 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk .....Lee's zipper" ;)

 

 

I hope my marketing courses start soon ! ....Perhaps will help with my opening lines ! I have been Indy now for a couple months and I can count on zero fingers how much business I have had :(

[cometman 35115]

I'll make you feel like we should be paying each other.

[Jake_1957 1301]

Today only ...Save a horse ...ride a cowboy

[April Dawn 12207]

What Id like to see would be "always brings timmies!"

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[Bear34 1339]

how's this

 

How's it going Ladies.

 

I'm 5'11 with Gray eyes and oh

 

I'm an Ex Lifeguard so I can breathe through my ears.

 

also able and willing to open jars.

[Guest Ou**or**n]

"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"

 

Hasn't been particularly successful so far...

[AndyofHalifax 15339]

"Will enthusiastically rub your feet while you drink Pinot and watch Real Housewives of Orange County"

 

Which can alternate with:

 

"Sexy six-foot tall hunk available for outcalls to reach things on top shelf"*

 

*Product may not be exactly as described.

[MightyPen 67414]

40+ romeo loves to play: cute smile, spouts obscure movie quotes and bits of sonnets, loves fun and small furry animals. No, not that way. Most limbs still intact!

 

Your mileage may vary.

Contents may have settled during shipping and handling.

[whatsup 11893]

Middle aged gentleman, tired of choking the chicken would rather do you instead. Sophia Varoom Varoom Varouskha. ;-)

[spud271 47779]

 

I've already used this line on Sophia, it worked like a charm ;)

[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"

 

Hasn't been particularly successful so far...

 

That is sooo cute,lol....you got me!

[Reuben Sandwich 13841]

Ottawa's most intoxicated pleasure treasure looking to unfulfill your wildest desires in the shortest amount of time. Let me take you someshere you may never want to go again, and back!

 

Duos possible with my alter ego, Blacky Shwartz.

Please , no touching between my ears, I am not all there.

 

1/2 hour special: $37.50 and 2 bus tickets

45 minute not so special: $37.75 and 2 medium coffees, double double.

1 hour: no one has lasted that long.

 

Incalls in my Winnebago, Outcalls where it's not too windy.

 

Contact at: dot, dot, dash, dot dash, dot dash, dash.

No Pinkertons please.

[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

I love these!!! So funny!!!! LMAO

[NotchJohnson 214123]

Ladies:

 

Don't settle for an ordinary experience when we can have an extraordinary one together.

Just imagine yourself with me....a tall early 40's man with a beautiful dark tan, manicured and pedicured who is ready to make your fantasy a reality.

 

DOES THIS DESCRIBE YOU?

-You are a woman

-You only want an experienced man

-You lack intimacy at home

-You believe at this moment you would enjoy time with me

 

ALWAYS A BOYFRIEND EXPERIENCE.

You will be surprised how sexy and warm I am in person

Why take a chance with someone else when you can have a man that is intelligent classy and sexy?

You will be happy to know my goal is to make our experience together as genuine and memorable as possible.

 

SO WHY WAIT ANY LONGER WHEN YOU COULD BE HAVING YOUR FANTASIES FULFILLED?

[monctonian007 1357]

I'm bored and injured so why not bump this thread with my add title.

 

"Let Me be the Jack in your Box!!!"

[Guest a**4*]

Ladies i am your Genie rub me and all your wishes will come true.....:wink:

[Guest N***he**Ont**y]

Ladies Are You Tired Of The Cold?

Come Into "The Storm Of Warmth" that I will Provide to you with my Searing Body Heat!I will serve you Mulled Wine To Warm your Bones and My Searing Body Heat Will Bring You To New levels That Are Unimaginable!