canuckhooker 19203 Report post Posted January 22, 2009 Well let me start out by saying I haven't been to a FS SP in a long time. I am more of a MP kind of guy. However, I met Pretty_playmate aka Jordan on this site, chatted with her several times and have seen her on cam. I decided it was time to take the plunge and I am glad I did. Jordan is very up front about her looks. She is a very pretty blonde with gorgeous eyes and an infectious smile. She is not a spinner, but more a curvy princess with ample and very nice breasts, and a spankable ass. I wouldn't put her in the category of being a BBW, but some might. I told her I was going to describe her as the sexy girl next door, that you want to hop the fence and fuck by the pool when her parents are out. She is funny and a really nice person. She is a bit selfconscious about her stomach as she is a young MILF (that is wrong for me to say that as now she is a MIF'd... LOL) but she does a great job of hiding it. She was doing it more for her own self-confidence than for me, but that is fine, and if she is happy, the experience is better. Jordan says that the services she provides are Safe-GFE which in essence is that she does nothing with you "uncovered". She is FS, MPOS, MSOG, CBJ, DATY. I didn't have time to try more. We started out with a hot and steamy session exploring each other with fingers and mouths and then a couple of positions until I could hold back no more. We sat and chatted for a while.. and caught our collective breath's. It didn't take long until I was ready for the second period. It was great, but despite our best efforts, skating up and down the ice, I couldn't get past the goalie, although I took a lot of attempts. I do think however, my efforts turned on the goal light for Jordan. We certainly tried all we could to get him to go off.. but he was just standing there proud taunting us with that one eye of his. :P Jordan may not be to everyone's tastes but if you want an open minded, very pretty, real woman who is fun to be with, I can't think of a better way to spend an hour. I would suggest you talk to her first by e-mail or here in chat so you know what you are getting. She does have some limitations so it is better to know ahead of time rather than get into a bad situation during the date. I will definitely repeat and repeat. Just as a final comment, Jordan came to my attention after a bad incident on another board, where there was a very negative review, that said some very nasty things. It turns out the guy that reviewed her was using his rep on the board to try and coerce her and get freebies or steep discounts. This was proved and the guy was banned from that board. I am happy to report that there was not one bit of truth to what the guy said. She is a very lovely, sexy, and friendly. What more could you want? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain 160 Report post Posted January 22, 2009 great and humourous review... I went to take a look at her profile, and she is now a suspended user for some reason.... whatever they are. Glad you had a great time with her.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canuckhooker 19203 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 She is suspended for a reason I won't get into, but she is back on Sunday I beleive. It was a minor time-out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Real women, with all their little quirks, are often more interesting - and satisfying - sexually, than perfect plastic GFEs. Rent a video version of "The Stepford Wives" (either the 2004 or 1975 versions) if you don't agree. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135640 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Suspended for fighting with another member in the live chat (it has nothing to do with her escorting and should not concern you with regards to her services) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canuckhooker 19203 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Thanks Mod.. didn't think it was my place to give the details. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pretty_Playmate 107 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 -Thank you hooker... i enjoyed our time more than you did!!! Thank you soooo much. I am very happy to see how happy you are! I love return clients that are nice! -I made a bad decision to rebut a nast remark(or two in chat ) thus I was suspended from the site. I have relized my wrongs in this situation and hope that it will not reflect on my services as an sp... sorry cerb and anyone involved the situation. I was wrong to involve myself in trivial matters. -Lets worry about the hobbiests satisfaction and not small un important matters. (realization on my part) -I would love to show my talents... give me the chance. xoxoxox your SORRY playmate.... Jordan :oops: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pretty_Playmate 107 Report post Posted January 26, 2009 I have a bone to pick with you hooker.... We did everything but greek, and I love it! We will have to try that next time....lol:boobies: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canuckhooker 19203 Report post Posted January 27, 2009 My bad... well now I have something to look forward to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goodguy613 223 Report post Posted January 29, 2009 So last week I finally found a few minutes of free time and called Pretty-Playmate, se was sweet and accommodating on the phone and invited me to her place in Hull. 15 or so minutes later I pull up and much to my disappointment her landlord decided that this would be a good time to do some repairs to her place. Now I like a good tease as much as the next guy but all I got was a quick glance at Pretty enough to know that I wanted to see her but it was not to be, so off I went all hot and bothered back to the office but vowing to return. Now I had been reading everything I could and despite one a$$'s comment on another board I had to see for myself and finally this week I got my chance. Called up in the morning and once again a very cute and sexy voice invited me over, after a very short drive across the bridge I was at her door and this time no unwanted guests..yea!!! Pretty is a bright bubbly girl with sexy bright eyes nice smile and a soft curvy figure. decide for yourself what body type is right for you but confidence and attitude is more important for me, that and soft bouncy breasts and a beautiful round ass that I could have played with for hours. Standard safe activities including DATY which was smooth and delicious, she was enthusiastic vocal (but could have been a little bit more- my bad for not asking I bet)and accommodating. She has advertised that she is "Really open minded" and I would like to book in again to see what other fun things we can get into but for a first get to know you session I had a blast. I have to visit again soon and still thinking about how much fun I could have with her and Red together..WOW Boys treat this girl right and keep her busy but not so busy that she can't make time to see me again soon 4.0 Location 4.0 Location Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pretty_Playmate 107 Report post Posted January 29, 2009 your on hooker!:grin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pretty_Playmate 107 Report post Posted January 29, 2009 I must admit this gentleman has outdone himself with this wonderful review thanks... you really do live up to your name GOODGUY! Very sweet. My hidden talents await your return. Lets see what we can get ourselves into!!! I always like trying new things... Sorry about the landlord.... "computer repair man" lol:oops: Can't wait till you return. Your pal Jordan!:boobies: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goodguy613 223 Report post Posted January 29, 2009 I must admit this gentleman has outdone himself with this wonderful review thanks...you really do live up to your name GOODGUY! Very sweet. My hidden talents await your return. Lets see what we can get ourselves into!!! I always like trying new things... Sorry about the landlord.... "computer repair man" lol:oops: Can't wait till you return. Your pal Jordan!:boobies: "Can't wait to test the kink side of this all" me too please.. and Jordan anytime you need to have your laptop tweaked, plug and play the hardware or just someone to probe your backdoor open ports you let me know...I know I'm a geek 4.0 Location 4.0 Location Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pretty_Playmate 107 Report post Posted January 29, 2009 actully quite hillarious... but You are a sweetheart too. I would love to trysome new stuff with you as well.:-P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pretty_Playmate 107 Report post Posted February 1, 2009 The best greek service in town... the nicest kind of guy Know what to do in a sticky situation. Works well in group situations.... Hansome as hell OVERALL wonderful.... Your pal jordan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canuckhooker 19203 Report post Posted February 1, 2009 Aww.. you are making me blush. Thanks for the kind words. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canuckhooker 19203 Report post Posted February 1, 2009 Oh and a point of clarification.. by best Greek in town, she means I deliver Souvlaki. ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pretty_Playmate 107 Report post Posted November 2, 2009 no silly boy I don't I mean you are good at what you do....lol MUAH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
